What's your favourite email title?

Hot Ladies in Your Neighbourhood!!!

Donkey magic

It was something along the lines of
"Dog poo photoshoot"...

‘User Banned’

Yaweeskunner.
Made me smile,didn't open it 😃

This was before spoofing email addresses etc became an issue (probably 20 years ago now ☹️ ) but whenever a friend would send something from his work email address with the title "description not really possible in any language" you knew you had to be careful where you opened it and that it was something properly funny. It would usually be along the lines of an 'in' joke at the time or something very much NSFW but never anything dodgy, offensive or illegal. None of it would be repeatable on a public forum though!

I miss those emails, everything is boring in my inbox these days ☹️

"Annual Leave Approved"

Had a email from an FD to HR director as part of a long running argument over who was responsible for reporting staff numbers to HQ each month.
The FD titled it “HEADCOUNT” but missed out the penultimate vowel.

Remittance Advice

Old, fat, tired and depressed?

HTF did they know?

Well this is weird - I may have an even better one:

'Slide a Pool Noddle onto a Curtain Rail.'

Which is about how you can cut up a pool noodle to keep your curtains from bunching up.

Some people need to ride bikes more.

"2022 company bonus figure"

"Regarding Hydrogen torpedo replacement".

As well as the subject, the body of the email didn't mean much to me, but it sounded very sciency.

"I need a Favour" from a new friend in Nigeria.

I had an email through just now, and it has the title subject:

“UNEXPECTED POPCORN.”

Pretty hipster…. it was about making the best flavoured popcorn from strange ingredients.

What’s your favourite email title?

In my industry that would just mean someones f***ed up the butadiene plant again.

"Does anyone know who's got the office bike?"

That mirthed me, a lot.

I was asked to recall a mail years ago that my Consultancy Director had sent to a customer in France, that my MD had said further down the mail ‘screw those Froggy Hook-Nose Bastards for everything you can!’

Or the mail from Finance asking about an invoice for ‘Lobbying in the Balkens’

I still have this mail saved.

Finance bod said they couldn’t find out what it was for so looked up ‘lobbying’ and came up with ‘vestibule, atrium etc’ but it still didn’t make sense…..

I have loads of examples