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As above.... 👿 Go on, spill the beans... 😀
Joined the STW forum
opened this thread.
NO...been a smart arse...
NO...signed up here...
been born?
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Forced a mate to confess to being gay.
After realising his willy tasted of poo.
Slept with a good mate's ex....
Slept with a colleague while her hubby was fighting the good fight in Iraq....
Cheated in some exams....
Stole money from customers when i worked in a bank....
That about covers it.
buried my Buck Rogers spaceship in the front garden and never finding it again.
Sh@gged my ex's sister... Then her mum! All in a week...
Or told fibs on an Internet forum... I can't decide which is worse, I'll let you be the judge!
😉
In order of increasing shame and decreasing likelihood of getting sent daaaan for it:
1) nicked a Sony walkman from an art still life display at skool
2) Dumped the girl who took my virginity in a xmas card
3) went to http://www.on-one.co.uk/
I did sisters. Not at the same time mind.
One of them obviously knows, one never did.
Both one of the worst and best. 🙂
Pulled the handbrake up in my car, in the rain, with two friends in the car with me. hit a fence and was lucky to miss the ditch about 10 feet away. never forgive myself for that
I did sisters. Not at the same time mind.
Ditto.
Mine were twins though
I win 😉
tracked down the man who shot my brother in Reno and then planned his imminent and painful/messy execution
No chance! Too many Dirty Babylon pon ear what would luuurrve the chance to nick me... 😉
I've been a good boy all my life, nothing I did ever really affected anyone (although I've been arrested a couple of times). I've beaten a few people up but only when they started on me first.
I think the worst thing I've done, and I do feel very guilty about this, is when I went swimming one day at a pool near work. Now I would go every other day, swim a quick mile and then shower and off to work. Normal stuff that everyone does. Trouble is, this place had no lanes. I'd asked them to rope an area off a number of times previously because like most fast swimmers, I swam with my head down and only really looked up when I breathed.
So I'm swimming along, head down, when one of the old blokes who swam in the mornings and were incapable of holding a straight line, meandered in front of me. I slapped him in the head and pushed him right down. The guy sank like a stone to the bottom and just sat there waiting to die. I wallowed on the surface for a few seconds catching my breath trying to understand what had happened, looked round for whoever had got in my way and eventually saw him sitting there breathing in water.
I shot down, grabbed his arm and dragged him to the surface. He was coughing a lot so I slapped him hard on the back and he was sick. He lived though. The pool guys weren't very happy but hey, put some ropes in. (They did the next day BTW)
Bring it on iDave. 😈
How goes it iDave? Has the plane landed?
Go on, spill the beans
Exactly that. I spilt my beans in a place that they shouldn't have been spilt.
samuri, that was awesome.
in a manner of speaking, a girl to came to the uk from japan to sleep with me and 'have a relationship'. i slept with her once, and then told her never to contact me again as 'i didn't realise you wanted a relationship'.
i'd had a 'relationship' with her 4 years previously.
she's known by my friends as either crazy japanese woman, or japanese stalker girl. she's a bit off the hook.
DS - still waiting for an answer, no news being not bad news etc.
That's one hell of a flight... Mucha suerte macho..
iDave, is he an astronaut?
Got her pregnant and had to marry her.
Which lead me to having to go with her father shooting things which then eventually included one of the beaters..
[s]they flew off to the other side of the world to do some work, was flying back sunday night, said I'd get an answer when they got back. [/s]
yes they're an astronaut
😆
Drove my father VW straight onto lamppost while checking for stuff in the back seat. At 16 drove my uncle's car straight into the wall while trying to brake ... I stepped on the accelerator instead. 😐
Jesus, I've managed to book in two famous clients while you've been jerking yourself off waiting around for Buzz Aldron to get back from the ISS 🙂
Ain't going to happen! And long may it continue.... 😐
Not sure about as an adult but as a child there was an old guy who spent all his time in the allotment behind our garden growing prize-winning veg and tomatoe plants etc.
For reasons I can never explain I waited til he'd gone one night and then threw bricks into all his plants, went into his shed and smashed all his stuff, emptied water everywhere, plant food etc.
Utterly, utterly mindless and unprovoked 😕
Got found out and the bollocking of a lifetime though.
Crumbs. If that's the worst thing you've ever done, I reckon you can sleep well in your bed at night. One of the least worst things I did as a stoopid kid was to burn down a church. A derelict church, but still.... And that was before I entered the world of pain that was adolesence 🙁
Not much I can admit to on an internet forum. The holier than thou brigade will be out en masse.
Not much I can admit to on an internet forum.
Dude, it's anonymous. 😛
Not for me - my website is in my portfolio! Perhaps I need a second login... I did create one a few months ago, so I could post about a sensitive matter, but now I can't remember the login, let alone the password. Sorry church.
Dude, it's anonymous.
That maybe, but a percentage of members are so high on their horses, it just isn't worth the hassle. Judgementalworld.com
Besides, I'm not a fan of incriminating myself, the skeletons can stay in the closet 😉
Skeleton's secure. 😉
Rape..pillage and murder....
Metaphorically......ish..
When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches while he was having an epileptic fit.
Well [i]he[/i] wasn't eating them.
Shat in a Jiffy bag and posted it to someone I didn't like (ex) 😆
When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches while he was having an epileptic fit.
Well he wasn't eating them.
😆 free food always tastes better.
How do you take someone's virginity in a xmas card? 😉Stoner
2) Dumped the girl who took my virginity in a xmas card
I still feel guilty about pulling a bag of my sick onto someones head and slapping the top.
Stag do, in Belgium, well had enough, threw up a little bit of vom into a bag (rather than onto the coach we were all in) and just wanted to go to bed when we got off the coach, so I could hit it the next day...
Anyway a bloke (who sort of invited himself along) was giving me extra grief, all my proper mates knew to leave me be but this chap didn't, Anyway I asked him to bow his head, he did, I pulled the bag of vomit over his head and slapped the top and said "night night" in a cheery voice and went off to bed.
He wasn't best pleased of course.
In about 1998 or so I dumped a girlfriend at the "oooh! Aaaaah! Romance! of the [url= http://www.britishfireworks.co.uk/bang/ ]The British Fireworks Championships[/url]
I am very ashamed of this. Still great friends with her and her far nicer-and-better-at-riding-bikes-and-better-looking-than-me husband, and every few years one of them will remind me of it. 😳
That is going with me to the grave
Told a Girl I loved when clearly I didn't.
Said Yes a few times when clearly I should have said No, and meant it.
[i]Told a Girl I loved her when clearly I didn't.
Said Yes a few times when clearly I should have said No, and meant it.[/i]
'bout sums it up for me as well. 😕
Sisters. Not just the one set either.
I'm not ashamed, I'm incredibly smug about it and felt like sharing it here.
As you all were...
I so want to say Lisa Riley.
But actually she wasn't that bad. 8)
Slept with my girlfriend on the night, slept with an ex the following morning, slept with the girlfriend again that night, then dumped her to start seeing the ex again. (Who I subsequently married).
I did feel bad about it at the time, especially as when I told her I was leaving her, she ran upstairs to get her bawling kid out of bed and held him up to me saying something like 'look what you are doing to my child'.
Still...
'look what you are doing to my child'
Quality 'bunny boiler' episode right there!
I steal bikes 😈
A moment of madness aged 8 I kicked in a Chatholic Church window in Calgary after school finished. Why? To this day I have no idea?
Got arrested after breaking into a local library's old book store (garage round back) and was just having a nose about with a mate. We had candles as I couldn't find a torch. They thought we were going to burn down the place. 😯
Quality 'bunny boiler' episode right there!
You know Louise then do you? 😉
Driven while drunk. Once. Only once. Never, never again.
I had my dearest friend, who oddly also happens to be an ex-gf, in the passenger seat.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
Did I say I was an idiot? Well, I was. Idiot.
Punched a girl in junior school cos she smelt of wee.
Worse stuff since (can you believe, worse than that!) which can't be aired in public.
Oh, woke up once with half empty bottle of Vod, and a puddle of sick by the side of my bed.
Is it true you can choke and die on your own vom? Anyway, cleaned it up, and didn't tell my mum.
Sorry mum.
CF did that once, I killed a bunny rabbit. 😳
My old employer was going all out in the charm stakes to win a contract with a local business woman...
...with whom I got hideously drunk one evening and tried (unsuccessfully) to boink her friend.
Whoops.
Punched a girl in junior school cos she smelt of wee
We pushed a girl into a bed of nettles because she smelled of raw potatoes. We were made to stand up in assembly the next morning so everyone would know who did it.
I too have also driven whilst drunk just the once. I was so blind drunk I didn't even realise I had done it till the next day. How the hell I managed to drive the car I will never, ever know.
Driven while drunk. Once. Only once. Never, never again.
Oh that? That's nothing - where I grew up it was standard practice. 😳
I once broke someone's arm playing football, not [i]entirely[/i] accidentally. I don't think I've really done anything that bad though....
Today, the worst thing was open [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/underratedforgotten-bands ]this[/url] thread.
I once shot a frog with an airgun. I was about 13, and knew the second I did it that it was a repulsive thing to do.
I was also quite mean to some other kids in primary school. 😐
Put a guy in the hospital cause he touched my stuff.
Was very stupid. I was really lucky not to get expelled. Could've really messed up my life. Also his. Never felt worse then when I was waiting for the news of if he'd woken up yet.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.Did I say I was an idiot? Well, I was. Idiot.
This..
He just touched your stuff 😯
wow
got sent to a place at kirk levington for a while.
it was not nice and i have regretted my actions ever since.
I think he meant he touched his 'stuff'.
😉
[i]Put a guy in the hospital cause he touched my stuff.[/i]
What like your king of the mountains jersey and stuff?
It was a bowl of something, I forget what. I didn't lose it or anything, I just hit him way too hard, not even thinking about what I was doing, don't think I was even looking at him when I did it. He went down hard, and ended up unconscious for quite a while. Paramedics, ambulance, etc. etc.
Not much I can admit to on an internet forum. The holier than thou brigade will be out en masse.
I see that now..
I'm not being holier than thou, just interested, sorry.
I had a bit of a spate of petty kleptomania at secondary school. Nothing major, nothing worth more than a couple of quid or so, but when caught and confronted about it by my folks, I got into a stand-up fist fight with my dad, and ended up choking him unconscious.
Needless to say, that scared me sh*tless, and I vowed to sort myself out ASAFP.
I once shouted at someone because they pressed the button on a pelican crossing straight after I had already done it
I was cross because it felt like they were questioning my 'button pushing' ability..
The [i]worst[/i] thing I've done is drink-drive, and I'm very ashamed of it.
What I feel most [i]guilty[/i] about I can't admit to - have too many acquaintances in real life from here to let loose that particular nugget...
Needless to say, that scared me sh*tless, and I vowed to sort myself out ASAFP.
So now you just burn stuff? 😉
M-F: Yup. Quite often just myself, though. 🙂
I once shouted at someone because they pressed the button on a pelican crossing straight after I had already done it
Kinda like this one lol.
Kinda like this one lol.
Happens a lot waiting for lifts too. You're standing there waiting for the lift to arrive, someone else will turn up behind you, barge past you, and press the [i]very clearly illuminated[/i] 'call' button. Yeah thanks, I never thought of that, cocknocker; I was trying to summon the lift using the power of my mind.
I think that we should have lifts where if someone presses the call button when it's already been pressed, the lift doors open irrespective of where the lift happens to be.
Crikey, nothing as bad as some of that lot!
Driven home the next morning when I probably shouldn't. Messed arround a few girls (for which karma got me back with long bouts of being single and getting none).
Some of you have lead very very sheltered lives.
I used to play "knock and run"
I've pulled a girls hair whilst in assembly (I did fancy her, can't think why I did that and still feel a small pang of guilt)
And gave a lad a leg and a wing off a pnotoon into a small lake where he promptly broke his collarbone..naughty.
Rode a motorbike on the road without a helmet/tax/mot/ins on the way to some fields/woods where we used to ride.
gave a lad a leg and a wing off a pnotoon
Eh?