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[Closed] What's the oddest thing you've seen on the trail?

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I'm still kicking myself for not taking a camera out last night as just coming to the last couple of miles on a local trail I caught up with a bride and groom. She was fully decked out with big wedding dress and he had the kilt thing going on. Turned out there was a photographer with them who thought some shots near sunset on top of Otley Chevin would be romantic. Made a change from dog walkers. So what have you seen that was totally unexpected?


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:04 pm
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WCA.

Very, very odd.

He's not right, you know. 😐


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:07 pm
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A big black rubber cock abandoned by it's owner


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:12 pm
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a bagpipe player in swinley, banging the tunes out whilst walking around.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:24 pm
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Ooh! I remember some woman in Epping Forest, near Pole Hill, singing opera. Actually sounded pretty good; she mustuv bin a proper singer. Quite surreal blasting through the trees, with this lovely voice floating through the air. Quite ethereal.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:29 pm
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A plastic bag full of poo, hanging from a tree.
What sort of wierdo would put that there??


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:37 pm
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Oh, I do that. It makes it easier for someone else to dispose of it for me.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:38 pm
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"Odd" as in something you don't see every day?

Well I have seen a woman crouching and going for a pee (she was quite shocked when she saw me) and a couple spooning in the sunshine.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:40 pm
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a guy playing a saxophone, middle of no-where, god knows how he got there but I presumed his wife wasn't to keen on his playing


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:44 pm
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last week i seen a man who was coverd from neck to toe in fresh cow shite im sure he had been rolling in it? i asked him if he had fallin down he just said yep and hurried away?
there was no way he could of got that coverd in it from falling down is this some strange fetish that ive not heard of?


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 10:46 pm
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ive stumbled across a transvestite in the middle of a forest, walking towards a makeshift camp. both smelled very, very weird. i got out of there sharpish.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 11:22 pm
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An old, fairly tubby naked man. Ran across the trail in front of us, just like a rabbit.

Me and my mate both skidded to a halt, and gave each other a "did you just see what I just saw?" kinda look.


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 11:28 pm
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pair of black lace knickers with pink flowers hanging up in a tree on Black Down (mendips).


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 11:51 pm
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Yer mum

Sorry, IGMC


 
Posted : 11/06/2011 11:53 pm
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Once saw pigs having sex, totally natural but i dont see that everyday... it was really funny and noisey as you might guess


 
Posted : 12/06/2011 12:06 am

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