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Just had a flashback after using up the last Christmas cracker...
A year or two ago my youngest got one of those Chinese finger traps in a cracker and a few days later he started shouting "daddy" sounding very concerned so I went and found him with it stuck and he couldn't get it off... Only it wasn't on his finger 😯 😆
You can close this thread now, you are the winner 🙂
I hope you listed any other potential hazardous areas he shouldn't put it.
Bacon slicer
Public toilet wall hole
Louise
You’ve set the bar pretty high OP 😀
My two....their latest jape was to creep into my room whilst I was asleep and draw a cock in my forehead. And upload the moment to YouTube...they are 9 & 10.
We had a little ‘chat’ as you might imagine.
I hope you listed any other potential hazardous areas he shouldn't put it.Bacon slicer
Public toilet wall hole
Louise
Hopefully he will learn from my mistakes...
His mum is called Louise 😯
OP he is following the "never put your cock where you wouldn't put your finger atleast!"
Yossarian i hope the chat was about advertisement revenue. Also... Link or it didn't happen.
My two....their latest jape was to creep into my room whilst I was asleep and draw a cock in my forehead. And upload the moment to YouTube...they are 9 & 10.
Link? 😀
Was at the Remebrance day church service with Miss KM jr when she was about 3 or 4. All the local bigwigs were there including the mayor or some such in a tricorn hat. cue her saying loudly "look daddy, Pirates!!"
was both embarassed and so proud all at once 🙂
Eldest loudly exclaimed he wanted Diarrhoea Kid for Xmas, what!? “I want Diarrhoea Kid for Xmas”.
We wondered what the hell they’d thought up for toys these days - turns out he wanted ‘Diary of a Wimpy Kid’ books.,
The vid was removed pdq fellas, as was the cock from my forehead 🙂
I believe the father of this comic genius is one of our ilk...
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Thats more for the "proudest moments" thread IMO
Found our boy,when he was 3, eating pizza crusts out of the bin. Loves his pizza.