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[Closed] What’s the driest thing in the world?

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Is it the powder in the bottom of a packet of KP Dr Roasted peanuts?

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Posted : 27/07/2020 6:22 pm
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45 year old mans wardrobe.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:27 pm
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Probably someones ex-wife lol


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:28 pm
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Your mum.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:28 pm
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I’m pretty sure it’s powdered cinnamon. Or if my memory serves me right from when I was younger, half a pack of instant Smash eaten raw.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:29 pm
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An Arabs gutty


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:31 pm
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Perchy, nae **** oan here will ken what a gutty is!!


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:32 pm
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A vulture's crutch.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:51 pm
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Perchy, nae **** oan here will ken what a gutty is!!

Is it not clear from context?

Like Gandhi's flipflop.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 6:56 pm
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Lol, it’s clear to me anyway, it’s a measure of moisture in the same way that a midges bawhair is a unit of distance.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:01 pm
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Nairn's oatcakes


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:12 pm
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A Temperance booze up.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:18 pm
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Cadbury’s powdered drinking chocolate. I once tried to eat some straight from the jar. As soon as the spoon made contact with my mouth it was like all the moisture was removed from my body in an instant. I would heartily not recommend trying it.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:28 pm
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A Jacobs cream cracker..... Without butter


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:32 pm
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My sense of humour.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:34 pm
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Nuns ****!


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:34 pm
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A dead dingos donger in the desert.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 7:38 pm
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Gluten free bread


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:04 pm
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Rice Crispies dust.

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Gluten free bread

Only the crap ones. Sainsburys' sourdough is the absolute bollocks.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:07 pm
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gonna say Diamond?

or the outer atmosphere/ionosphere?


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:07 pm
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Gandhi's flip flop


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:11 pm
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Welsh Cakes (at least the ones they were handing out at the finish line of the Cardiff Marathon....)


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:12 pm
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The sherbert in those dip dabs when the lolly has all gone and you try and tip the rest into your gob without causing a coughing fit.

*off to google Dip Dabs


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:24 pm
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Weetabix without milk..


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 8:56 pm
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Dominic Cummings empathy tank


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 9:30 pm
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Ah, casual sexism and racism. Nice to get away from the brexist debate.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 9:33 pm
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A Jacobs cream cracker….. Without butter

Hahah me and mates used to have often beer-fuelled contests as to who could cram and gob the largest stack of cream crackers in one, and without the aid of a drink.

Think my cousin did 11 iirc. Flip-top-headed weirdo!

Now try that with oatcakes 🧐


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 9:44 pm
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cram and gob the largest stack of cream crackers in one

Try eating just three in sixty seconds without a drink.  Impossible

Anyway, the driest thing in the world has to be a fun sponge


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 9:54 pm
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My martini, chin-chin 🥂


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:04 pm
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Peanut dust you say?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6XGzq-Afrg


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:15 pm
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Your mouth after eating a sloe berry


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:21 pm
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^^ Grim 🤣🤣

Best jingle/slogan ever?


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:23 pm
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Sand.

Served on a bed of salt.

On top of a cream cracker.

Pre-packaged in a bag full of silica gel.


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:44 pm
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An otter’s pocket?

Oh, wait....


 
Posted : 27/07/2020 10:50 pm
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Flying Saucers.
Cardboard shapes filled with i think slightly sweetened cornflour.

Brought to the market by a company who specializes in Communion wafers, which every Catholic will tell you are the driest thing ever made.
Nothing about Catholicism is meant to be pleasant.


 
Posted : 28/07/2020 12:17 am
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Are arrowroot biscuits still a thing? Competition grade.


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 7:02 am
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a witches tit


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 7:39 am
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Scandinavian Bran cracker breads, a whole lot of crunching and chewing if eaten plain.
My OH describes them as the backing of a 70's wardrobe for consistency and taste!


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 7:51 am
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James Cordens f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ and familys eyes at his funeral


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 8:37 am
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So according to what’s available in the cupboards - can rustle up a flying saucer (Vimto-flavour) sandwich, substituting bread with oatcakes, and using dry-roast peanut dust instead of butter.


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 8:53 am
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@dyna-ti re the communion wafers - I always took the view their only purpose was to help you work up a thirst for the communion wine! 😉


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 9:19 am
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Nairn’s oatcakes

I thought Naim made high-end audio stuff.


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 12:25 pm
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The chicken at the site canteen, you can feel the moisture being sucked from your mouth.


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 12:26 pm
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My mouth after a night out raving back in the day


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 12:38 pm
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That funny stringy bit of banana skin that doesn't quite peal away properly


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 1:36 pm

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