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[Closed] Whats missing from the equation?

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Well grilled chicken + salad + sauce + pitta bread + ?? = up at 3am and 5am spattering the bowl + unable to fart with confidence all day

When I make the same thing at home I'm fine, what the hell do kebab shops do differently? (There is beer missing from the equation, but as a known and not too excessive quantity I don't think thats problem, unless as a catalyst).


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:34 pm
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?? = not wiping your hands after a dump and going straight back to serving drunk customers.


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:36 pm
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Not that well grilled chicken, unwashed salad, a sauce bottle that's been refilled too many times, dirty cooking utensils... Lots of exciting possibilities for food poisoning, I'd have thought.


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:37 pm
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?? = not wiping your hands after a dump and going straight back to serving drunk customers.

they wouldn't... would they?


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:40 pm
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allthepies could well be right, too.

There's cleaning up customer vomit and not washing their hands, too.


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:47 pm
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Possibly re-heated chicken, unrefrigerated dressings and sauces, mouse droppings / urine on work surfaces / in food storage areas. Salad washed in a bowl of still water - there are so many other possible variables / horrors to add to your equation.

Perhaps the solution is to stick to preparing it at home in known conditions with known ingredients!


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 4:50 pm
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but it was the best (only) kebab i've had in ages


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 5:03 pm
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I know a fantastic kebab shop that delivers, no problems with them 🙂


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 7:52 pm
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JFFJ. HTH.


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 8:01 pm
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You could pick up bacteria absolutely anywhere. Isn't necessarily something in your last meal...


 
Posted : 03/05/2010 8:04 pm