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Yes, fascinating isn't it.
The posh set-up in the back of those Bentleys on the footballer thread would be useless to me...
Where am I going to let my camelbak go mouldy?
Where's the space for several different pairs of bike shoes and helmets?
What about my left climbing boot and what seems like hundreds of empty bottles?
Never mind all the little odds and sods, lights, parts dirty cycling kit. Or the bike.
I imagine there are a fair few clean freaks though...
First person to mention a blanket encasing a ... - wins a years supply of bleach?
gaffa tape, rope, mail bag, Deadly Darcy
Jump leads
1Ltr of milk (unopened) god knows how long that's been there
Climning gear
Deep Heat Spray, which is rattling round and doing my head in
Muddy Timberland boots
Maglite
Swiss army knife
Toilet roll
Down jacket
Rack for my surfboard
Envelope containing £50 for emergencies
First aid kit
A 1995 Orange p7 frame and fork.
Unspecified number of valve caps generally rolling around.
The the cubby thingy is the allow wheel key, some ratchet tie down straps, a smallish tool kit, a couple of small things that I don't really know what they are for and probably some food that's spilled out of a bag from a sainsbury's run
Jump Leads
1L of water
Blanket
Toilet Roll
Coat
Map
Mobiwasher
...and probably some other stuff.
2 bags of cymbal stands. no room for anything else
Spare tyre and jack.
Some plastic sheeting
Hard hat
Yellow coat
PPE boots
Oil
Water
Dog utilities like poo bags, lead, ball and water bowl.
First aid kit
I think I might be sensible enough to have a torch in there too.
When I worked in a garage we would always play guess what's in the boot.
You could always bank on a tartan rug,umbrella and a pair of shoes.
We had one once that was absolutely rammed full of porn.
Oil
Coolant
Screenwash
Foot pump
(yes I have some leaks...)
Decent jack (after the car fell off the rubbish one ford supplied with the wheel half off, that was fun)
Emergency Triangle
High Vis vest (legacy of a trip to France where they are apparently required by law)
Can of tyre weld
Assorted dirt
Edit: and an old sleeping bag.
A childs buggy, an old TV aerial and a half eaten power bar
3 bikes - one without a front wheel
a mig welder , 1 glove and a welding mask
apparently 1 marmot mitt (as i found out when i was looking for the other)
a hacksaw and some steel
an out rigger for a landrover
and a socket set
Tartan rug - check
First aid kit - check
Warning triangle - check
GB sign - check
Spare bulbs - check
Straps/bungies - check
Funnel (for screenwash) - check
Guess who likes to holiday in France?
rubber sheeting
anti baterial cleaner
leg & wrist restraints
ball gag
video camera
nothing other than what is OEM spec ie: wheel, jack etc.
no unnecessary weight to lug about
Front boot has all the important stuff (spare wheel, jack, booster cables, rope, etc...)
Rear boot gets emptied and hoovered every Sunday after biking so currently nothing.
- Old sheets to keep everything else clean when lugging the (usually dirty) bike.
- oil
- tools
- clutch cable for a beetle (late 60's I think)
- bike, helmet, shoes etc as I'm off for a ride after work
All the OEM legal requirement bits (1st aid, triangle, etc.)
Plus 1set of snowchains (needed them in alps before, and not found enough round tuits to take them out).
snow chains and 2 matrass covers for wrapping bikes
A dirty sheet
A travel potty, liners & wet wipes
"Several" empty drinks cartons
A rolled up beach mat
A WTB Stout folding tyre
A PC keyboard and mouse
Some luggage straps
A central heating thermostat
A pair of ski socks
Snow socks for the car
+the stuff that should be there (tools/spare tyre/jack etc)
Two deckchairs and a foldable BBQ
some Booth's bag for life things for shopping
One bag with winter clothes
pair of walking shoes & socks
One travel fly rod & reel which has never been used
water & bowl for the dog
half a set of golf clubs
track pump from Aldi broken after second use and I need to take it back before easter
umbrella
just the essentials really
Cheers for posting this Yeti. I've just delved below the:
3 pairs of muddy SPD shoes
An actual ppair of SPD pedals (?)
2 helmets
A bivi bag (?)
Assorted muddy gloves
and I've found my stray 661 elbow pad that i shall be needing to complete the pair for this evenings ride. Result! 😀
Not a thing
a chuffin great pushchair/ATV/tank type contraption, a bewildering assortment of hats jackets gloves and wellies.. a balance bike.. a 99p football and lots of crumbs
Hi vis jackets, trousers, safety boots and helmets, about 10 pairs of riggers gloves, a couple of very old bottles of water, a tarpaulin, mud, leaves and a few twigs.
Sheeting
Spare helmet
Spare gloves
Luminous jacket
Spare wheel and jack
Warning triangle
Old Bedsheet , Bike Rack , Oil , tubes , hiking Boots , Tyres .. !
Jump leads - never needed in 10 years
Screen wash - should take it out
One unopened letter- time in boot unknwon
Way better than usual as i cleaned it a few weeeks ago
rohypnol, rope, axe, chicken wire
aerobie
first aid kit
mud
de-icer
tyre-weld
bungees (the boot seems to be the bungee's natural habitat..)
The cheapest oil I can find for my slowly but dependably oil breathing engine.
Dog cage
Oil
Coolant
Screenwash
Tyre pump
Piece of wood to stop dog cage sliding from side to side
Folding potty and bum wipes
Brush
Can of petrol
Six inches of water.
Dog sick.
Opened my (estate) boot on Sunday for the first time in weeks, no idea how long it had been there.
Dead prostitutes.
Jump leads.
Foot pump.
Socket wrench to fit wheel bolts.
Plastic sheets for when I take the bike somewhere.
WOW 40 posts.
I might post a picture of mine later.
I keep the jump leads in the passenger footwell.
Along with...
An old banana skin.
20+ nature valley wrappers.
3 bike bottles (one with mould)
A map of the lake district.
My left climbing boot and 4 coat hangers.
One of my ex's stilletos.
Sounds like you lot keep filthy cars. At least I put the bike sheets down when I transport the bodies.
A packet of rubber gloves....I don't like touching petrol pumps.
A pushchair and an old sheet.
my left climbing boot
One of my ex's stilletos.
Your ex must be rocking a hot look just now, in your right boot and the other stiletto. Click clump click
A- Z of dogging locations
Baby wipes
SiB - West Oxfordshire??
Dog crate
A couple of tennis balls
Old towels for a wet dog
Cardboard to protect the boot carpet from muddy bikes.
Numerous Bags For Life.
An airhorn.
500m of red and white hazard tape.
A packet of cable ties.
Dirt.
Several hundred coffee damaged Buff® stickers.
A red Bic pen (without lid)
7p
Some staples.
I bet you lot can't wait for me to clean out the boot and reveal...
'What have I lost under the carpet/ has fallen into the space around the spare wheel?'
A shedload of wet kayaking kit.
A bike. Always. Oh and lots and lots of empty Yazoo chocolate shake bottles.
Old newspapers.
Pyro - have you a boot-full of stuff in your shed?
Bottle of water
Spare tube
Spare lube
Mini pump
first aid kit
set of allen keys
Clif bar
spare energy Gel x 2
Spare puncture kit (bike)
Tools to change wheel (Car)
Old cover for putting between bikes/protecting forks
Old foot mat for standing on to get changed in muddy car parks
Various CDs
Various zip ties
Emergency light (old cateye thing)
Water Bottle
Some change (about £3)
Couple of magazines (STW and Classic Rock)
Mud from various bike shoes, walking boots and bikes.
At the moment
spade
chainsaw
axe
large plastic sheet
From memory, and I can't be arsed to go look, a large IKEA bag with a Dayglo jacket, blanket, and two large blanket-like sheets for covering up stuff when I carry a bike, a 5ltr bottle of washer solution, bottle of engine oil, and misc. odds and ends lurking in corners. The large bottle of washer liquid is because my car takes 5 litres in its washer bottle.
Marrigolds,duct tape,sheet of polythene,spade,maglite,& a big meat cleaver,white tyvec boiler suit !...oh & some running shoes.
Ammonia test kit high, vis jacket, trousers boots, hard hat, gas monitor, box of gloves..........
That and tubes road bike, CX bike and Mtb!
Which car?
Car1) A Turbo and a catalytic converter. A spare distributor and ECU.
Car2) An angle grinder, a chainsaw massacre mask, assorted papers from work, a spokey, some deoderant, a torch and assorted spare bulbs/wheel nut caps. And an OBDII code reader.
Car 2 often gets blankets, camping stoves and a few other things thrown in in winter in case I get stuck - that way I can true my wheels for days until found.
Mud, MUD and more Mud
my girlfriends dead body
3 piece clutch kit and some blankets. Oh and all the pastry from a sausage roll on the back seat. Thanks son!
PPE and assorted WAPs, switches, and mini-hubs.
Two litres of water
Three litres of petrol
First aid kit
Cycle tool kit
Track pump
Two mtb tyres
A waterproof jacket
Yellow high via vest
Baseball bat
D lock
Chain lock
Snow shovel
Multi pack of nature valley bars
**** me, it needs a clear out.
Just had a quick look through this thread, & it seems only a couple of you have a spare wheel, jack etc in your boot.
What happens when you have a puncture on the car ? AA/RAC callout ?
Lots and lots and lots and lots of crap.
A roll of duck tape.......and the wife if she moans about me buying a Joplin again.
What happens when you have a puncture on the car ? AA/RAC callout
i fix it with the tyre stored under the boot but not in it
A brolly.
Me.
And this battery's gonna run out soon...
Its ok. Its not locked properlly.
OEM can of tyre sealant (no spare included with our car).
Plastic boot liner (to take care of dog stuff).
Often 2 Springer Spaniels.
All the 'usual boot crap' lives in the passenger footwells behind our front seats.
slainte 😳 rob
12V tyre inflator thing
First aid kit
Tyre resealing spray
Towrope
jump cables
Seat covers
Old blanket
Loads of foam underlay (to put the bike on)
Box of salt/grit
Big cheap shovel
Bike toolkit
Car toolkit
2 litres of water
Sleeping bag
Probably a mouldy pair of 5 10s
Oh and Madeline Mccann.
Just had a quick look through this thread, & it seems only a couple of you have a spare wheel, jack etc in your boot.What happens when you have a puncture on the car ? AA/RAC callout ?
I don't really classify that as IN the boot though. On one car the wheel is under the boot, outside and the jack lives in it's own little compartment in the rear wing. In the other car the wheel is inside the car and the jack is in the rear wing but neither of which are "in the boot" - they're behind panels that define the extremities of the boot.
2 x 25kg bags of ready mixed concrete
a pair of Stan's rim strips
an umbrella
Have just looked...
folding shovel
bottle jack
axle stand
2 spare inner tubes
zip ties
waterproof jacket
softie top and trousers
2 prs dry socks
first aid kit
rifle target
wheels bag (empty)
chain lube
bungee cords
ear muffs
spanner
minty arse lard
knife
folding saw
another knife
park tools allen key set
mini pump
3 d cell maglite
woolly hat
woolly gloves
cycling gloves
2 litre bottle of water
box of 2012 product catalogues
baby wipes
bin bags
box of .17hmr ammo
another knife
carcass tray
some more bungee cords
brush
wellies
😯
Swimming kit: carrier bag with towel, trunks and goggles
5L bottle of engine oil, 3/4 used
Supplied tool kit...though that's in the boot lid so doesn't really count
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