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As per the title. Where has he gone?
Who?
He's over there>>>>>
Oh, no, hold on, maybe he's over there <<<<<<
Was he a robot? Did somebody unplug his power?
He's in custody.
Shush....
Somebody photoshopped him out
Got a life?
He did at at the start of the year that he intended to bugger off from here, Seems like he has, sadly.
Surely not the han bammer?
Maybe he's got a life 😉
Flounced again ?
This thread is useless without pictures
This thread is useless without [b]cunningly altered[/b] pictures
Weirdly I thought the same earlier today! He's not been here since New Years Day.
He said we'd be birthday buddies forever 🙁
He's in China working with Panda Bears at the moment. He helps with the mating process.
sounds more your thing than his tbh
He's in China working with Panda Bears at the moment. He helps with the mating process.
He can be spotted on this video
I'm not one to speculate, but....
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His mum made him get a job
Gotta be a demanding woman shirley?
I miss Jamie. 🙁
We all miss Jamie c_g. 🙁
I'm pretty sure it's not a [i]woman[/i]. 😉
I'm pretty sure it's not a [i]woman[/i].
Do you... Oh? You mean...? Ohhhhh.
We all need entertaining don't we? Come back Jamie!
You never know c_g. He could be coming right now.
He must be watching this thread. How many pages will it need to reach before he makes an appearance?
jamie was just an elaborate gif
Nah, he'd never be watching something like this. When there's a new love in Jamie's life, he commits to that [i]person[/i] completely. You can't question how much he grips these opportunities. Having said all that, I think he'll be coming soon.
He'll be along as soon as any new cx bikes are launched
Is it you, deadly...?!
He will be back, maybe as J'amie the French exchange student with a penchant for single speed fat bikes.
Is it you, deadly...?!
🙁
As much as I've tried, we couldn't make the long distance thing work. And believe me, he'd have no problem from one side of the room to the other, but Peterborough to Bristol was just a bit of a stretch.
😀
He got a PS4
You should see his joystick. 😯
It turned out that the latest photoshop was so advanced, it became self aware. Luckily someone engaged it in a game of noughts and crosses before it launched an wave of pictures that would destroy the world
I may have pissed him off when he asked about chain repair links and he was having trouble with getting one to click in place.
i did think it an odd thread mind, y'know for someone so accomplished 😐
I thought he may have flounced after Jamie v Mark 'who pays my wages' exchange, which was all a bit random.
Or he's doing a dry January.
It turned out that the latest photoshop was so advanced, it became self aware. Luckily someone engaged it in a game of noughts and crosses before it launched an wave of pictures that would destroy the world
😀 HA, I think that's my Sunday afternoon sorted.
Jamie is Louise Mench....he's moved on to better targets
He was a chat bot developed by STWHQ but he became self aware which means Patrick had to pull the plug on him.
Could be true. From peterpoddy's post:
You've posted about 5 times today. Jamie has posted more than that in the last hour or so. And about 5 times that in the last 24 hours. You don't even post every day. He's on STW morning noon and night.
He has 695 v 540 threads posted on in 6 years, but posts many more times per thread than you do.
Nobody could sustain that. Unless he's part of Jeremy Vine's investigation into whether too much screen time does us harm.
Je suis Jamie.
Disappeared up his own arse I imagine
Was the Parking Bollard thread his work? Anyone have a link?
Is he actually ok or is he just taking some time away from stw and photoshop?
He disappeared off the site a year or so ago, then came back and somehow managed to read and answer every single thread! I noticed he'd gone last time, but didn't this time until I saw this thread.
he's in edinburgh also know as Mr philips 😉 or maybe in hibernation .. wherever he /she is I hope they are having fun ! ( maybe in CBB.. perez hilton ?)
Got a bit of a bashing off PeterPoddy, not surprised he took off
You think he's got time to use another forum? He spends all his waking hours on this one....!This sort of thing came up in conversation on a ride (Yes, a ride, remember those, some of us have time for that sort of nonsense) today with 3 other STWers. We cannot fathom how certain people seem to spend so much time on here, at all hours, on virtually every thread. It's quite sad/astonishing* really
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/wot-more-logging-in-again
I wondered who was briefing Poddy that day. Maybe the kind of persona non grata who still reads the forum all the time?
EDIT:...and keeps a few spare logins.
Well where ever he is I do hope he's found the time to hack out on his TCX,...
Let's hope so 😀
I didn't realise that he'd gone, but then I'm not really a massive poster on here. His photoshopping stuff always made me smile.
I've just read that thread where Peter Poddy had a pop....bang out of order imo. I can't believe that a forum admin/mod will look at Jamie's posting data then pass it on to peterpoddy so that the latter can tell the former that he's the bigger loser. Serious levels of bellend going on there.
Who speaks about STW in the real world with other people on a bike ride ? I can barely even manage that on an STW ride let alone with mates.
In a celebrity style vote of who we keep PP is going to fare far worse than Jamie and if stopped posting no one would notice.
I doubt that was a factor as I cannot imagine many caring what PP said or thought its like getting upset about what Hora said
Who speaks about STW in the real world with other people on a bike ride ?
As a generally-solo rider, I talk to myself about STW forum threads.
#savejamie
In a celebrity style vote of who we keep PP is going to fare far worse than Jamie and if stopped posting no one would notice.
Can we make them sing and have spinny-round chairs?
I'm slowly coming to terms with the loss, but......
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Even though you are solo I hope you maintain the spirit of the forum and disagree.
#prayforjamie
Ps he better be back as we are satill ahead of Arsenal in the league
Can we make them sing and have spinny-round chairs?
ITs a no from me*
* I have never seen the show and I still know the ****ing catchphrase
Junkyard » I cannot imagine many caring what PP said or thought its like getting upset about what Hora said
But obviously enough to write...
Junkyard » Who speaks about STW in the real world with other people on a bike ride ?
...which is based on his post on the other thread.
Those clothes look awfully wrinkled... 🙂
Edit : And I see you've since edited your post. Again with the irony as it was you calling for folk to announce when a post is edited not more than a few weeks ago. You're a strange little man...
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your gentle attack makes no sense
Yes talking about STW on STW is sensible talking about in the other world makes no sense I am not sure why you pointed out that I cared enough to write this on here as i also noticed that 😕
As for the second bit see above [ Its on this thread but lets not let the facts get in the way here :roll; ] - given the other thread where you were so very mean to me are you auditioning for your Big Hitter badge by just having a pop at me?
Honestly I dont know what I have done to annoy you but can you give it a rest pretty please? It will just descend [ further] into childish name calling. you dont like me I have got the message . I have no pinion on you one way or the other tbh.
Anyway got to go as things to do [ yes really!!] I will try my very best to not talk about this out there
Why not turn on your blocker as you have the add on
you were so very mean to me
Bless. Would like me to stop pointing out your foibles and **** ups?
Another edit with this...
Why not turn on your blocker as you have the add on
What blocker would that be, then?
And I'll tell you what - you stop picking up on other folks **** ups and alternative take on life and I'll stop doing the same to you. Deal...?
Actually that jokey response may get me in trouble with the mods
It was a rude way of saying no your behaviour wont change me but you knew that anyway
Christ its TJ and al all over again ...walks away from thread and poster
Who?
no your behaviour wont change me but you knew that anyway
Then stop bleating about it.
Disco disco ,and the beat don't die in bingo town.
Wow, someone's got the horn for JY. I thought it was just me. 😯
Anyway, this thread is about JAMIE! If you're on Twitter, let's get #savejamie trending.
Come home Jamie. We've been waitin too long.
There's not enough Junky to go round beeatch...
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You could'nt handle him anyway....
Mh
Je suis Jamie
Je suis Jamie
Je suis Jamie et c'est ma femme.
Ich bin ein Jamie.
Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston? Lausajne estas Jamie en mia bideo
Just heard from Jamie.. Technically he's in rehab but is responding well to therapy.
Sends his regards and will be back once his beard has grown down to his nipples.