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How far would you go?
I'd do anything that wouldn't end me up in jail. As £1m wouldn't help much 😥
Anal sex with two large blackmen. Subsequent therapy and Vodka would drown out the pain (or the money would fund a new and exciting gay lifestyle I guess).
I'm being serious. Its a million big ones for two big ones, a no-brainer.
That's it!
Hora is now out of the closet!
eat a whole tub of marmite
Hora, in this transaction are you the botter or the bottee?
LOL, I was going to say anything but bum-sex with a man, and there goes Hora!!
Go to a kareoke night.
I hate that crap, me.....
I'd have to be the socket. I dont think I could get one up to nail a man to be honest.
he's the "spitroast"
Note - oral sex counts too.
do they have to be black men, seems a bit racist to me. How much for a Jew and South American?
Hmmm. I dont think I could do oral either. Would this invalidate the million?
It has to be blackmen. My social conditioning is based on the comedy-perception that it has to be 'black men'. A Mexican? Hmmm 2million?
Id take the rap for the recession.
I reckon I could rustle up enough bankers who'd want someone else to take the heat. I could do that. It would cost them mind.... 🙂
hora - Member
Anal sex with two large blackmen.
Ok mate, but next time get the money 1st!
What about that film - would you let the missus go with a rich bloke for a million?
Nowt Money is not that important to me.
Be honest, of course you would. **** it.
the film was "indecent proposal"
Not sure I could do that . . .
What if it was a rich man offering the wife a million to sleep with her husband? (just to mix things up and keep us on the homo-erotic theme)
i would do pretty much anything aslong as I could drink a bottle of JD beforehand, including all the above.
but don't tell the wife.
[i]"indecent proposal"[/i]
just doesn't cover hora's first response does it...
waihiboy, comedy post of the day 😆
For £1m I would spend a night trapped in a lift with SFB, RudeFred and Hora.
But not a penny less.
For a million I'd shock and awe Rudeboy 🙄
In a drunken conversation once, the topic of "would you rather suck a man's knob, or take it up the gary?" came up.
Contrary to popular expectation, the final decision was that most people would rather take it up the bum: The reasoning?
Being the reciever would involve pain, but sucking someone off to completion, you'd have to put some [i]effort and skill[/i] into it... 😯
[i]For £1m I would spend a night trapped in a lift with SFB, RudeFred and Hora.[/i]
IHN - Id take a night with hora's f***buddies over that any day!
:oO
Lets face it though folks. The way we are going £1,000,000,000,000 would probably buy a loaf of bread the way Brown is taking us...
Pretty much anything...
For an interesting pub based debate, if you had a choice would you sleep with all of The Coors or none of them?
lunge - since I havent manage to sleep with all of them yet, I reckon I can manage to not sleep with them without too much heartache.
Do I get a £1m?
LOL!
Jesus Christ Hora; seems my psychoANALysis of you was spot on!
I'd geld you before you even thought about it. In fact, I may just geld you anyway, just to be on the safe side! 😯
Nettles; after that, you'd be incapable of even acknowledging something like money. You'd be a gibbering wreck, unable to fend for yourself any longer.
Even I wouldn't go through that...
How about going on one of those bog-trotters rides? Or is that pushing it a bit far? 😉
Rudeboy, you'd geld a fake phallic. Sigh a relief then (like a horror movie) the crushed phallic would fall to the floor and I would unroll the terror to be unleashed upon you..... 😯
Hora's face will be priceless when the cheque bounces.
'Shock and Awe'? From what I've heard, it would be more like disgust, then hysterical amusement, followed by absolute pity...
And you really are thinking too much, about this.
What happened to that thread, anyway? Why was it removed?
Lets face it though folks. The way we are going £1,000,000,000,000 would probably buy a loaf of bread the way Brown is taking us...
You really are getting obsessed about taking the Brown aren't you
How about giving Ann Widdecomb a FULL body wax?
Lets be honest. Drop the principles-crap. If you were offered a million to do just about anything, we'd sleep on it and no doubt end up doing it. Some wouldn't do murder (I couldn't for both the moral and criminal/punishment reason), whereas some would easily take one for the team than they think now. I don't think I could let someone sleep with my GF for any money on earth TBH. No pain etc to her, however I could take the pain. What does that say?!
ewwwwwwww, cheesy, no!
*brain bleach brain bleach brain bleach*
[i]No pain etc to her, however I could take the pain. What does that say?! [/i]
buy her a strap-on for Valentines day?
I think I found the line there! 😆
In all seriousness, pretty much anything. But I don't really need the million, so I'm not sure I'd be bothered.
And for heaven's sake, squeamishness aside, it simply cannot be that much hassle to administer oral sex to another man. Afterall, you know how you like it...
😉
[i]How about giving Ann Widdecomb a FULL body wax?[/i]
No. Thats just as wrong as a Paul Daniels and Debbie Magee threesome.
BigDummy, if you did. Would you feel offended if the receiver says you were crap at it?
[i]it simply cannot be that much hassle to administer oral sex to another man. Afterall, you know how you like it...[/i]
BD - If I catch you ordering a JD & coke next time we're in the pub, you can consider it the last time we drink together!
i would be the filling in a ann widdicombe and jo brand sex sandwich.
Hora - yes, that would be rude of them. But I would be able to explain that I do not get much practice.
Stoner - mine's a ginger ale and lime, see you next week.
😉
For £1m would you
That cup thing thats been posted a few times?
Let someone chop off your right hand or right foot?
Man: "Would you sleep with me for ten million pounds?"
Women:"Erm, yes, I think I would, but you haven't got ten million."
Man: "No. Would you sleep with me for £10?"
Women: "Certainly not! What sort of girl do you think I am?"
Man: "I thought we had already established that. Now we're just haggling over the price!"
Funny, we watch movies with a glamorized bad guy or Assassin and inside we might think 'cool' yet all of us would be rather be gang-banged rotten than shoot a person dead in real life huh?
(This is a joke/twist on my posts BTW)
Oh dear, this has got just a [i]little[/i] out of hand... 🙁
Hora; calm yerself down, ffs.
Ear, where's Binners? How much does it take, to see Hora unconcious? A few WKDs and a white wine spritzer? No sense in wasting spensive anaesthetic...
(Sharpens gelding knife...)
RB hes probably hanging round waiting for car doors to open as we type..
Fred, if you sharpen that properly, you could use it to start shaving Anne with!
[i]I'd do anything that wouldn't end me up in jail. As £1m wouldn't help much[/i]
14 days? I'd do it.
10 years - definately not
So how much time would you do?
Id do a year.
going to jail is a good one
I'd do a year as long as I didn't get a criminal record and I had some sort of guarantees that Hora's boyfriends wouldn't do anything to me
brakes, thats alongtime to avoid the showers
"all of us would be rather be gang-banged rotten"
some of 'us' seem to be positively relishing the thought hora.
What if you got to share a cell with the said two black men for that year? Still £1m??
Hora's face will be priceless when the cheque bounces
Cheque or (black) Czech?
My last day at my old job and this cute little blonde tells me for $1million she'd eat my $h*t and walk around naked in my house for life and have $ex etc anytime I want.
Personally I thought that was gross and low of her and bit gross.
I still did the lotto on the way home for the latter part of the deal...
Hora I'm going to win the lotto today whats your number? I'll make millions selling the Blue ray!
Jail? Depends on whether it's one of those tough ones in the films where they pump iron in the courtyard and attack each other with weapons cunningly fashioned out of everyday objects.
The thing is though, if I got into my 80s and had a million I'd gladly give it for another year aged 30 odd so perhaps I wouldn't want to waste a year in jail but maybe if I needed the cash?
Hora can you squeal like a piggy boy?
Deliverance: Part 2 Hora's ride in the woods...
[i]My last day at my old job and this cute little blonde tells me for $1million she'd eat my $h*t and walk around naked in my house for life and have $ex etc anytime I want.[/i]
Zaskar, I think that was her subtle hint that she actually fancied you to be honest.
Like Hora, I would sleep with a man for £1m*, however, one must logically then ask....
Would you sleep with a man for £999,999? I mean, its [i]only[/i] a quid less.
At what price do you draw the line?
*I'm told that [i]technically[/i], you're only gay if you push back....
[i]$1million she'd eat my $h*t and walk around naked in my house for life and have $ex etc anytime I want.[/i]
I'd draw the line at walking around naked though.
How about a spit roast with Gordon Brown and Boy George? And youre the piggy.
After a Vindaloo im up for anything. If you want my arse for a million your welcome to it but I would make sure That the curry was a good one first.
How about spending the million on a PI to get to the bottom of the 'Miss Gulliver' situation? Perhaps they could dig up some photos
for £1000000 I'd be prepared to teach geography, for about 35 - 40 years.
or perhaps go to jail