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No coke. No hookers.
Don’t NEED anything. Don’t want anything particularly other than change stem for something a bit more bling that will make 0% difference to my riding.
I bike and do hikes sporadically.
Any ideas? Need inspiration 😕


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 9:54 pm
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First in with candle.


 
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First in with Taser.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 9:56 pm
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Inspiration.


 
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No coke. No hookers.

Heroin and Rent Boys?


 
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And a new meme was born.


 
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Power Kite

Keeping the classics alive


 
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I was about to post a Dog Costume, but I misstyped and ended up with dogging costume..

So to save that embarrassment for you, here’s a Dog Costume.

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Posted : 04/12/2017 10:00 pm
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A new T-shirt. You can never have enough T-shirts.


 
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Putin calendar


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:02 pm
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Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?


 
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First in with candle.

As ever. You dirty little urchin.


 
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Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away [s]together[/s] somewhere?


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:04 pm
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The only thing I've asked for this time is a lovely Moleskine notebook that I saw in Rymans for about £15 next to those lovely fibre tip pens that Binners & I like so much.


 
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My wife got me a Rab Electron down gilet. She just doesn't know it yet.


 
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Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

Centre Parcs?


 
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Posted : 04/12/2017 10:09 pm
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Centre Parcs?

At that price you may as well just ask for a new bike.


 
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First in with candle.

As ever. You dirty little urchin.

Every happy couple enjoys a yankee.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:12 pm
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You could save a few quid on Centre Parcs and just get some candles. I think bearnecessities can recommend some suitable ones.


 
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Sorry bear, I'm working away and sat in a Premier Inn, bored.

Should have gone to Centre Parcs I guess. With some candles.


 
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A tatt.
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Thanks...especially Cougar. Not quite sure what you're getting at but guessing you're suggesting a 'ooooh look at me everyone'? My wife just asked me what I want...I thought I'd see if someone into similar interests could suggest something I haven't thought of, other than candles and t-shirts obviously. I am very sorry if I have offended you Mister Moderator Sir 🙄


 
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A really nice knife. Well yhats what i bought myself from the mrs.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:26 pm
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I think Cougar was referring to the "heroin and rent boys" post.


 
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New patio?


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:28 pm
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Everyone knows it’s crack and rentboys.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:29 pm
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Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

Very forward of you Hannah.


 
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Not quite sure what you're getting at but guessing you're suggesting a 'ooooh look at me everyone'?
I think someone needs to look up what a meme is.


 
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Everyone knows it’s crack and rentboys.

Hello, Mr Vaz. How on earth are you still a Member of Parliament?


 
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Very forward of you Hannah.

very good


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:32 pm
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Very forward of you Hannah

Very good Drac 🙂

Edit: Dang. Beaten to it by laughing.


 
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rene - you are quite right. Apologies to Cougar - hopefully not on your ban/shitlist 😉


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:47 pm
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Lobster thermidor?


 
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This candle chat is brilliant


 
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It gets on my wick, I'm afraid.


 
Posted : 04/12/2017 10:53 pm
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Uuni pizza oven.


 
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Can you still get a Tower of London Poppy?


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 3:07 am
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A side entry bottle cage? I wouldn't know which to suggest tho 🙂


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 5:26 am
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3D printer of course.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 6:29 am
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A weekend away sounds like a winner.

I'll be treating mrs_oab to one for her birthday in January.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 7:20 am
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I'll be treating mrs_oab to one for her birthday

*Manly high fives*


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 6:29 pm
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In the grand 'recommend what you've got/getting' a Howies boxers multipack.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 7:45 pm
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Five tens


 
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Ten Fivers.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 7:49 pm
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Online OS maps subscription. It's great for finding new walks.


 
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I'll be treating mrs_oab to one for her birthday in January.

And when is it you're away?


 
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Better forum topics?


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 9:28 pm
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Leatherman or similar


 
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Whisky. (The answer to everything)


 
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Anything you'd like to try your hand at?

Thinking of sending my old man to a blacksmiths so he can make his own knife.


 
Posted : 05/12/2017 11:33 pm

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