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My 6 year old boy has in the last 2 weeks;
Been caught mooning at school because "He was bored and thought he would make everyone laugh"
And
Last weekend we had a Christmas trip to my younger brothers and we left the presents were left on the landing, yes my son did get up early and open them all, and the best bit was we asked him what he thought of the presents and he said "rubbish the gloves don't even fit me".
Mine played catch in the snow with the back door and garage keys this afternoon... You know the rest 😳 .
ate all the chocolate from the advent calendar the youngest face was covered in chocolate [4]the eldest [5] was clean.i asked him if he had any of them he replied with pride
" Yes but I knew I had chocolate on my face so I went and washed it off so you would not know"
C P that's quite a list he is running up there.
Top respect for mooning though, everyone knows only the best of the very best, moon 😉
Mine, who is 7, has dropped two huge bombs here recently, one quite funny, the other might have a long lasting effect!
First, while chatting to a Santa look a like in his grotto, she pointed to something above his head, when Santa turned to look, my little one sang to him....
"made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underware"
Then, last week she told Mum that she loves me (Dad) more than her!
"Am I bothered" was the reply we got afterwards.
I don't think Santa will ever be the same again 😉
Customers girls a few years ago,threw the entire contents of the front room out through the window,(dvds, remote controls, cushions, settee cushions, cd,s etc)into a massive rain storm, because i was driling while some boy band where on the tv, and they couldnt hear them sing/mime.
Daddy was not happy. 😳
Still think the best one was whoever it was on here that his lad told Santa he wanted a cheese sandwich for christmas! 😆
my wife spent 3 hours writing all the christmas cards, leaving them on the dining room table to make dinner the youngest (3) went quiet, the fatal mistake and opened 45 cards!!
So hasten to ad no cards being sent from us as due to the snow we will miss the last post for sure.
Kids you have to love them 😀
Middle son humped a date in the lounge, whilst we tried to kip in the room above. She was clearly energetic and bloomin noisy. Mrs wasnt overly impressed :o)
He was 25 at the time.
On a shopping trip the wife pulled out a pair of jeans:
"what do you think of these for me Conor?",
"you better put them back mum.Because unless you lay off the bacon butties and start walking the dog more your not going to fit in them"
He is nine btw.Oh how I laughed.
Big Pete - awesome 😀
naughty doesnt really convey the scene.
a 16 & a 17 yo males here. i cant post details until the investigation has run its course
My wife went into a Calvin Klein shop to buy some underwear. She was walking towards the till to pay for the knickers when our daughter 3 3/4 said very loudly "Mum, no! It's too small for you!".
I got blamed 😀
On friday morning I made the mistake of leaving the 2 year old unattended for about 5mins in front of the tele whilst I made my sandwiches. Came in to find the little shite with a fountain pen graunching dirty great scratches in the LCD lens. Its just about watch-able but its really bugging me. Anyone know if theres such a thing as LCD T cut??
My eldest this morning woke us at six by procaiming "Daddy I think I deserve porridge for breakfast today"
I think posters should also write, what was the worst thing they did when a child.. 😀
hmm.. our boy is only 15 months so hasn't got any great capacity for mischief as yet.. (biting my toes when I'm snoozing makes him howl though.. so he's learning quick..)
However.. he has accidentally managed to change the language settings on the TV so that all the menus are in an undecipherable foreign language.. and my other half noticed this morning that he has also recorded a voice message (mainly squeaks and gurgles thankfully) on her mobile phone and send it to one of her customers..
good skills..
Not recently, but my youngest carved her name into her headboard with a pair of scissors. I found it and expressed my anger and sorrow at her behaviour.
I went to bed that night to find she'd carved my name into my headboard too. Made me smile.
My eldest (now 18, he was 2 at the time) made the microwave ignite- proper flames, total refurb of the kitchen style when he put my silver tankard inside it and set it to GO. I remember hearing the smoke alarm and ignoring it because (in my drowsy state) I realised that it was summer time so the coal fire wasn't on so there can't have been any smoke...
When I made my way down to the kitchen he was sitting on the worktop beside this mechanical firestorm that was belching smoke and flames (and still rotating TBF) saying 'micwowave on pire, micwowave on pire'.
He's now at university in Cardiff studying electronics amongs other things.
Worst thing I did as a kid- set my brother afloat down the stream in an old tin bath. Shot my brother with air airgun. Shot my brother with air airgun again. Electrocuted my brother- he was 3, I was 6. Shot my brother with air airgun yet again. Can you spot a pattern here?
He's now in Perth Australia. We get on just fine nowadays 🙂
My brother painted my sister head to toe in white gloss paint, and then moved onto the Washing machine, dryer, floor and finally himself. Impressive in less than 5 minutes.