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[Closed] What madness is this? (Dog poo content)

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We have an alleyway down the side of our house and garden. It leads to a road and woodland, route often used by dog walkers.

A couple of years ago we had issues with people dumping wine bottles, we caught them and it stopped. Very occasionally we get a poo bag thrown over the fence and it falls down the gap on our side between the fence and a beech hedge. Totally unacceptable but not that unusual given some dog owner behaviour.

Today we moved out a small shed from the end of the garden and someone has been dropping dog poos between the shed and fence, actual poos without bags. They are on the side of the fence, caught on the top of an old table wedged in there and on the ground. Definitely dog poos (I own a dog, I recognise a dog jobby)

What sort of freak would pick up a poo, not bag it then sling it over someones fence?
I'm going to buy a wildlife camera and catch them then deliver back through their letter box.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 1:53 pm
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Battery PIR driveway alarm, you will get to know their routine.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 2:10 pm
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I do it with cat poo. I know where the cat lives so it gets dumped over my fence, to the bit of ground behind their shed. Their own dog's plop though, that's just lazy disgusting scumbags.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 2:15 pm
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Why would you pick up a poo without a bag though? What the actual? I’ve always owned dogs and I’ve never touched a poo without a bag in hand.

Why would you choose to touch it rather than bag it or leave it?


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 2:20 pm
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Shovels and gloves both exist.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 2:23 pm
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beat me to it


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 2:24 pm
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Just smell the fingers of all your neighbours, you'll soon find the culprit.

But don't suspect the local bakers if they have smelly fingers. They kneaded a poo.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 3:19 pm
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What sort of freak would pick up a poo, not bag it then sling it over someones fence?

Maybe the wine bottle dumper conflict never ended


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 3:26 pm
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Why would you pick up a poo without a bag though? What the actual? I’ve always owned dogs and I’ve never touched a poo without a bag in hand.

personally I just pick my dog up and hold it arse-first over people’s fences


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 3:27 pm
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Maybe the wine bottle dumper conflict never ended

It did end, well and truly. Terminally

My 10yr old boy gets bullied at school by another lad who lives on our street. We’ve challenged his mum over it before. She has a dog and is current number one suspect.


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 3:45 pm
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personally I just pick my dog up and hold it arse-first over people’s fences

It's an impressive sight I tell ya, maccruiskeen with his Great Dane held high...


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 4:10 pm
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She has a dog and is current number one suspect

I think you mean number 2 suspect


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 5:12 pm
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You need to hire the services of a Retriever


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 5:14 pm
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Go and find the local criminals and see who is fencing poo


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 7:27 pm
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Could it be human poo?


 
Posted : 23/07/2020 11:17 pm
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Genuinely sorry op.


 
Posted : 24/07/2020 12:00 am
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Put it through the bully’s letterbox anyway, regardless of whether it’s them.


 
Posted : 24/07/2020 12:14 am
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Should be a doddle to get your neighbour to move your fence a foot and bingo dog todds are their problem


 
Posted : 24/07/2020 12:51 am
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What sort of freak would pick up a poo, not bag it then sling it over someones fence?

same sort that click their handbrakes on.


 
Posted : 24/07/2020 9:04 am

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