[Closed] What is your status symbol?

That's all very well, but I terminate Nexus for a living.....

Oh well. You can't stop progress.

The empty parking space outside our house. 8)

I've got my own set of teeth and fingernails

My PhD featured in an episode of Star Trek TNG.

A giant undeserved ego. Consequently I don't need status symbols, in my mind I'm better than you anyway. 😆

The last time I had a status symbol it was probably my Sergio Tacchini wrist band (I did have two but I am pretty sure I swapped one for Pat Nevin and Kerry Dixon).

my cock

Beat me to it. 🙁 Guess now we will have to compare sizes. 😆

My Cycling Proficiency badge that I obtained the same week Elvis Presley died on the toilet.

Ah, poor elvis copped a lot of stick for dying on the karzy.
Undignified?, considering you shit yourself after popping your gloggs I could not think of a more dignified place to go.
😀

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

my artisan coffee
my craft beer
my collection of single malt
my woodstove
my wood pile
my T5
my beard
my 26'er
my 27'5...er
my 29er
my trail dog
my audi
.....my arse! status symbols indeed, get out and ride your bikes

I got a 10m swimming badge on a pair of speedos when I was 7

cfinnimore - Member
Posture and height.
Allows me to look down on people easier.

😉

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I have a Mint sauce jersey and I'm not afraid to wear it!

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My beautifully proportioned, toned and firm stools. I try to offer everyone possible the chance to admire by never flushing or wiping (thus ensuring the view isn't sullied by awful pastel coloured recycled paper).

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What's my status symbol?

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My large pen is.

Here's another large pen. Who needs status symbols?

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Three pages, WOW, chuffed to bits.

Double Dolphins and F-91W are joint winners!

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Klaus Zapf who died a couple of days ago seemed to be happy with employing 600 people and living on 300 euros a month.

avdave2 - Member
Klaus Zapf who died a couple of days ago seemed to be happy with employing 600 people and living on 300 euros a month.

Very few people know 'who' owns BMW, for example.

Anyone who thinks they have a status symbol doesn't.

Romany looks, a sparkle in my eye, a shit bike, sterling reputation, street cred and beautiful kids seem to stand me in good stead

For me it's my peen, inflagrante around the nether regions of various media starlets over the years. It was mucky business but one had to slay a few tarts before settling down. All I can say is, even the hottest women fart in their sleep.

You should see my smoke alarms, they're magnificent.

For me it's my peen, inflagrante around the nether regions of various media starlets over the years. It was mucky business but one had to slay a few tarts before settling down.

You are Boris Johnson and I claim my £5.

You are Boris Johnson and I claim my £5.

Or Nick Clegg?

You should see my smoke alarms, they're magnificent.

🙂

I own a Santa Cruz

Pah, I use a SC frame as a door stop in the shed!

Your shed is more of a status symbol than every stately home, folly and SC combined!

You are Boris Johnson and I claim my £5.

I wish! I wager that Boris has plumbed the depths of depravity only us mere mortals could poorly imagine.

My palmares.

I think my grubby Skoda Octavia pretty much establishes what my status is.

My pretend fender strat just about tells people where I am in the pecking order

My lack of debt is my own private status symbol, occasionally i wear a 10 oz bracelet and a 16 oz necklace when I'm feeling a bit hip hop ,just to piss the wife off ha ha .

My lack of debt is my own private status symbol, occasionally i wear a 10 oz bracelet and a 16 oz necklace when I'm feeling a bit hip hop ,just to piss the wife off ha ha .

I'd love to be mortgage free by 41 too, trevor...but it ain't going to happen 🙁