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[Closed] What is it with these ridiculously long beards?

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Theres a bit of a 'trend' been going on with zz top style beards recently - Why? They look ridiculous in my opinion! a beard yes but not one down to your chest.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 8:31 am
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post a photo so we can see how ridiculous you look - in our opinion


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 8:36 am
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Posted : 13/03/2010 8:53 am
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you are jesus and i claim my £5


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 9:18 am
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Beards can provide aerodynamic advantages though:

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Posted : 13/03/2010 9:26 am
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Not wanting to offend any beardy folk as I occasionally grow one, just not sure why you'd want a beard that long, mine gets annoying at 1cm long!
I just wondered if its a niche thing at the mo?!


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 9:29 am
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It's the middle-class equivalent of [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/that-slouch-pants-thing ]this[/url] 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 10:14 am
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sometimes people with office bound, suit wearing and hierarchical jobs tend not to like beards because they are not allowed them, they remind them that they have to conform.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 11:06 am
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I get a shaving rash if I shave everyday so I have a beard. On the odd occassion I have let it grow it just annoys the hell out of me and it gets cut back in fairly short order.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 11:10 am
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Strangely for a man who hates the USA, Osama always wears a US Army surplus Woodland Camo M65 jacket and sports a ZZ Top beard.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 11:11 am
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I like Gurlz so I don't do it!


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 11:13 am
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What's quite interesting about that Osama B photo is that he seems to need to accessorise the long beard with a short gun...
...fashion eh?


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 1:47 pm
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Not that the gun is any use to him, he'll never manage to pick it up with those beadle hands. No wonder he's so bitter (and doesn't shave)


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 4:22 pm
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My wife Harima has a beard. Its handy for male-only stoning sessions.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 4:30 pm
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I'm with you on that one Billy boy!

Geronimo - Osama is made by the USA


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 5:58 pm
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Only sometimes tho' MrSmith.
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There's more under the strap.


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 7:08 pm
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beards are for men who've given up all hope of ever having sex again - except perhaps with other beardy men 🙂


 
Posted : 13/03/2010 8:10 pm
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Is it 'cos i is metal?

http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/03/24/beard-on-beard-exclusive-interview-with-killswitch-engages-justin-foley-about-his-beard/#more-4808 [list=1]

http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/21-best-beards-in-metal/

(I think the most I've seen in one place was at a Hammerfall gig - the viking metal end of things..)

Tsk, SFB...never heard of rock chicks ?
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>not sure why you'd want a beard that long, mine gets annoying at 1cm long!

Not sure why you'd want one that short :p

FWIW I had a goatee of that sort of length for years, about 5 years back I thought I'd do the job properly...still a goatee, just a long one, 'cos I hate not being able to wash most of my face. In any case, it reached kinda Osama-length after about 6 months, which is about as long as it gets.

It's certainly a source of amusement for my OH - she looks/sounds quite posh whilst I look like a band roadie...so I lend her some street cred at metal gigs ('wtf's she doing here..ah, she's with him..'), vice versa anywhere more 'respectable'.
She's also noticed that it tends to leave little children a little dumbstruck 😉


 
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OCB - I knew I'd seen that beard before
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Posted : 13/03/2010 9:44 pm
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Ha ha - I often have that kinda haircut too (and I'm going grey).

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Posted : 14/03/2010 11:57 am

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