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And how did it turn out when you tried your hand at it again?

Would appear i've forgotten how to do a forward roll.

Our youngest was playing about and did a forward roll that was going to break her neck.

No problem says i, look at this kids.

From what i re-call, i did a headstand that sort of just flopped onto the floor and promptly winded myself.

I'll not be doing another in any hurry. I feel old and forgetful.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:20 pm
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Maths. High School level maths and physics. Almost all of it has just gone. piff paff poof!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:22 pm
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I have, regretfully, forgotten how to complete a Rubik's Cube - I used to be able to solve it in around 45 seconds.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:23 pm
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No matter how many times I google "which way to undo a peddle" I still have google it again the next time I want to remove one.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:24 pm
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“which way to undo a peddle”

Errrr


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:26 pm
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relax


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:30 pm
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Work. Although I'm not sure I ever knew that.

which way to undo a peddle

If you paid via credit card the usual starting point is to contact the card provider.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:42 pm
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which way to undo a peddle

Peddle - try to sell (something, especially small goods) by going from place to place.
Pedal - each of a pair of foot-operated levers used for powering a bicycle or other vehicle propelled by the legs.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:43 pm
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Satisfy anyone for anything.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:47 pm
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Live my life in an ambivoulent manner.

When I was in my 20 things just happened, yet here I am. Now approaching 50 everything seems to need a plan or at least forethought, and the whole process of getting to tomorrow, next week or next month is wearing me out.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:48 pm
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Forward rolls are bloody dangerous.

Cartwheels and round offs both look better and are less "Becky" with regard to injuries.

Headstands and handstands also impress.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:51 pm
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I have, regretfully, forgotten how to complete a Rubik’s Cube – I used to be able to solve it in around 45 seconds.

Likewise, though I was never that fast. 3-4 minutes maybe.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:53 pm
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Write. My writing was always appalling, but these days using a keyboard all the time I struggle to write legibly at all.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:53 pm
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Forward rolls are bloody dangerous.

How to do a forward roll to show of to your kids without farting!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 12:54 pm
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I think a proper well executed fart only adds to it for most kids.

Or making yourself bleed doing it


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:02 pm
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Have a lie in.

Wake up at 06.30-07.00 everyday, even weekends and then can't bring myself to stay in bed...weird.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:11 pm
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And on that note.

Going to bed late. 9pm and I'm getting twitchy.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:12 pm
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Handwriting - my signature is now terrible, I bet my bank wouldn’t pass any of my cheques (even though I keep trying 🤣)


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:14 pm
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Write. My writing was always appalling, but these days using a keyboard all the time I struggle to write legibly at all.

This.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:14 pm
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Write. My writing was always appalling, but these days using a keyboard all the time I struggle to write legibly at all.

Very mush this too. I seem only able to write in capitals and well, it looks pish.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:29 pm
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I think a proper well executed fart only adds to it for most kids.
Or making yourself bleed doing it

Dude, if you are bleeding when you fart then you need medical help ASAP.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:31 pm
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Likewise, though I was never that fast. 3-4 minutes maybe.

It would depend on how completing the sequence before the final one fell that would dictate how quickly I could do it - if it fell right, I could do the final sequence in about four moves but if it didn't fall, I would have to keep redoing the penultimate sequence until it was positioned correctly for the final bit.

There's a Chinese kid that can solve three concurrently whilst juggling them in about 5 minutes!


 
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Write. My writing was always appalling, but these days using a keyboard all the time I struggle to write legibly at all.

Very mush this too.

You need to practice with your typing skills too.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 1:39 pm
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Smell. Thank you COVID.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:09 pm
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Writing. Like people above, my handwriting has always been terrible but now I type everything it's even worse.

Interact with people professionally face-to-face. My entire career has been face-to-face meetings and building relationships. 18 months of Teams calls means I feel like I've lost this art, you can't turn your camera off to pick your nose in real life! I'm fine in the pub, but meeting clients and stakeholders is hard work.

Related vaguely to the above, being in the right spot on a train/tube platform. I used to know exactly where to stand to be by the doors to the quietest carriage on the tube and train lines I used to use. Now I've lost the skills and find myself following the crowd. Need to sort this out.

How to dress. Again, I've spent 18 months in shorts and slippers, now I look in my diary and see a meeting and I'm completely confused as to what to wear. Suit? Shoes? A tie? What will they wear?


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:09 pm
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I've forgotten how to go to work.
12 months of furlough and 4 months of unemployment. I've totally forgot what it's like to turn up on site and be expected to repair everything that has been abused by people that have no mechanical sympathy what so ever.
Can't say I miss it TBH.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:13 pm
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Likewise, though I was never that fast. 3-4 minutes maybe.

1min 13sec was my fastest time when i was about 12! Last time I tried to do one I could only completed the first two layers and had completely forgotten the sequences for the third layer.

I can still do a forward roll though and lie in bed at the weekends, and write.
What I can't seem to do anymore though is kick a football straight!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:13 pm
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Configure a VPN, but IT is but one hat I have to wear here.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:17 pm
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Ride a mountain bike.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:25 pm
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How to program synths/ableton

I'm enjoying relearning though


 
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Play the tenor horn. Started in infant school around the age of 5 and played continually to the end of university when I eventually ceased, it wasn't fun any more. Bought one while in lockdown last year in order to keep busy and see how bad it would be. To think about it I couldn't remember what a single musical note meant, I was sure I'd have to go back to writing the letters under the notes. Turns out I rememberd it all and although I can't read it quite as quickly as before nor do my fingers move as fast, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I expected!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:41 pm
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Skateboarding..out of the way kids...just let me show you how to...hurt your hip quite badly as it turned out!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:43 pm
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Front crawl
God knows how many Saturday mornings my dad dragged himself out of bed to take us to swimming lessons
I have badges and certificates and everything, yet now I flail around hopelessly


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:45 pm
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Remove, strip and clean the carbs on my bike. As long as I keep the brain out of it and just let the hands get on with the job it's fine but as soon as I add rational thought, it all goes wrong


 
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Ride a mountain bike.

This. I can hop on a bike and go for a pootle about but stick me at the top of hill and say ride down there and I'll either fall off in the first 10 metres or take so long that it'd be dark by the time I got the bottom.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:47 pm
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Handwriting – my signature is now terrible, I bet my bank wouldn’t pass any of my cheques (even though I keep trying 🤣)

I was caught out in the hairdressers recently when informed “cash only”, after the cut, and I only had my (Apple Pay) phone with me. It occurred to me I could wander into my bank and get cash, because I can still remember my act and sort code. I had to sign a slip. They actually asked me to do it again.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:48 pm
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Do exercise without needing a recovery days. Be free of responsibility.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:49 pm
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play orange juice on the guitar. I'm hopeless at reading music so it took ages to learn so I'm reluctant to start again.


 
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Strip down, clean, regrease, reassemble and refit (successfully) a Sturmey Archer 3 speed hub using nothing but a 6 inch nail (as a drift), a hammer and a pair of pliers.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 2:58 pm
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So many things, but here are a couple.

Find the thing I went into the other room for.

Recall the names of my children first time.

Compose my thoughts.

Also

Do exercise without needing a recovery days. Be free of responsibility.

I resemble this remark.

Oh, and chin ups.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 3:24 pm
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Work in a shared space. I like working at home now, I've used an office 3 times and none of them have gone well.

Drink sufficient amounts of water in a day, I always seem to be low on water these days.

Talk about anything other than my bloody dog, even I'm bored of me!


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 3:30 pm
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Work a full day with accessing stw.


 
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Not be an angry ****er😂


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 7:17 pm
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Do up the zip on my trousers.

Spent so long working from home in shorts or joggers that the fact that regular trousers need fastening sometimes escapes me.......


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 7:36 pm
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Writing. Like people above, my handwriting has always been terrible but now I type everything it’s even worse.

Looking back through, that's an interesting one. Eldest couldn't read a handwritten card he'd received the other day, and was joking it was because the sender was a doctor, but when I opened it, it was pretty legible. Maybe teenagers can't decipher handwriting as they never see/use it any more


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 7:41 pm
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No matter how many times I google “which way to undo a peddle” I still have google it again the next time I want to remove one.

UFO mate - unscrew forward only


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 7:54 pm
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Diving - I mean proper racing swimming diving in at the start.....used to be good at that now just stare at the pool and climb in....


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 8:38 pm
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Work in a shared space.

+1

Can't see me every going back to one.

Diving – I mean proper racing swimming diving in at the start…

My first triathlon (25 years ago) was using an indoor pool, everyone else was doing a diving start, so I thought I'd have a go. Think most people were on their 3rd lap by the time I'd finished coughing up half the pool. It was a very short Traithlon career but I did once come 6th in the Bishops Stortford Tri (out of a field of 12 entries).


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 8:42 pm
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I’ve pretty much given up on using a diary for work as I can’t even read my own handwriting. Can’t skateboard any more, forgotten how to play the bass and pretty much any of the martial arts I learned. I think composing the list of things I can still do would be a simpler proposition.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 8:46 pm
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Program a video recorder.

SQL.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 9:17 pm
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Write. My writing was always appalling, but these days using a keyboard all the time I struggle to write legibly at all.

Funnily enough, that’s one thing I haven’t forgotten how to do! When I left school, my handwriting was terrible, I was taught to use a sort of copperplate style, which doesn’t lend itself to writing quickly or neatly, whereas other friends of mine at senior school were taught to write in an italic style, much easier to write quickly in a cursive style.
When I started working in print and publishing, where I was having to proofread and mark-up manuscripts for the typesetters, it forced me to write neatly and legibly, although not in a cursive style. I tried copying one of my colleagues writing which was lovely, and although I never matched his for neatness, starting to write with a fountain pen, as a result of a long-running thread on here, has improved my writing no end!
On the other hand, I’m pretty certain that I’d really struggle to do photo-retouching and vector graphics in Photoshop and Illustrator now, I’m twenty years or so behind the software.
Having said that, I could probably use a simple vector graphics app for relatively simple things, I don’t think I’ve forgotten everything.
Riding a bike might be an issue now, it’s been a long time since I rode any of mine.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 10:52 pm
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I've forgotten that.....

No genuinely, I keep forgetting. I'm sure it's early stage dementia.


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 11:02 pm
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Not worry about everything.

To be fair I've always been a worrier but I've made it into an art form now.


 
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SQL.

Let me help...

select somehsit
from something.dbo.something.sometable
where somecolumn like '%something%'


 
Posted : 18/08/2021 11:36 pm
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No genuinely, I keep forgetting. I’m sure it’s early stage dementia.

This. I live with an almost constant feeling that i've forgotten important work tasks. Sometimes people remind me of things and I genuinely think they've made it up 🙁
My only saving grace is that I never forget social arrangements (priorities I guess).
I'm also shockingly nostalgic and constantly repeat stories to people because I can't remember if i've already told them or not.

Yep. Haven't mentioned it to anyone, but I did take a fair few knocks to the head when i was younger, drank and toked from a far too young age, and sometimes wonder whether it's affected my cognition.


 
Posted : 19/08/2021 1:49 am
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Play the trumpet.
How to interact socially away from work.
How to handle my drink - even a small amount leaves me with massive headaches for days.
Anything I did in the following date ranges:

May 2001 - August 2002
June and July 2003
All of 2007
Half of 1997, patchy throughout
February to July and October 2010

All are related to having a few too many concussions and other brain traumas over my lifetime. Everything from big knocks to carbon monoxide poisoning and passing out from choking.


 
Posted : 19/08/2021 4:39 am
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This. I live with an almost constant feeling that i’ve forgotten important work tasks. Sometimes people remind me of things and I genuinely think they’ve made it up 🙁

So much this! At least of makes staff meetings real fun...


 
Posted : 19/08/2021 7:15 am
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Despite it being the easiest thing in the world to do.
Despite me joining numerous forum based public spreadsheets.
Despite there being more tools now than there has ever been to help me with it.
Despite me knowing the huge benefits this could have to my life.

I seem to have lost my ability to stop eating crap.

Admittedly I've probably never had it, just had a more powerful ability to do stuff and exercise far above what I can do now. To get that ability back, I need to stop eating crap. Oh bugger. 😀


 
Posted : 19/08/2021 8:22 am

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