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When I am bored, I pamper myself.
Right now, I am wearing a clay mask, Nivele cream on my hips, and when I’m done writing this, I’ll go and massage myself in the shower 🙂 Write to me!
Welcome to the forum.
Do you like bikes?
Come on here. Get more bored. Wander off, resigned to doing something useful
I have had some experience of this the last 2 weeks, having been laid up in hospital...
Magazines, (4G) internet, music and sleep features heavily.
Week at home from today hopefully, so TV and PlayStation will come to the fore.
That and vigourous self pleasure.
I go and spam random forums with product names I've been paid to promote.
I am never bored.
The voices in my head provide constant entertainment.
I write rubbish poetry and publish it under an assumed identity on a biking forum.
I delete random poetry threads from internet forums in my secret guise as a moderator.
If any cheeky blighters start a thread complaining about my deletions, they get silenced too.
It's like i'm in charge of a police state or summink.
I search the internet for videos of groms massaging themselves in the shower.
Poke sponges and look at online kite shops.
tomhoward - Member
That and vigourous self pleasure.
They've lifted your ban from the library then?
lol. Watch out this thread will be for the chop too.