[Closed] What do I want for my birthday!?

a bluetooth speaker.

A google home speaker

world peace ?

a pony ?

Hey, I was gonna say a Bluetooth speaker!

JBL Flip 3 here. So useful for listening to my podcasts while I do chores or work on the bikes.

Failing that, maybe cake and hookers would work out cheaper?

£100 worth of coke tell the wife she'll need to be the hooker since your working to a budget.

Old vinyl. There's plenty of stuff in the world already and vinyl is one of those things where you can get a lot secondhand for not much money.

Single malt whisky?

C&H.

We've got fed up of acquiring endless stuff so have a 'consumables or experiences' rule for gifts. Only exception is music, so I'd say more vinyl

A really big Boomerang.
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How about a visit to here..
https://www.rtbookreviews.com/blog/127871/look-inside-pragues-sex-machines-museum

20 B&H, a crate of Stella, a packet of Frazzles and the latest copy of Razzle

All the ingredients for the perfect evening

A giant tandoori munchy box.

By my calculations, £100 would buy you one 12 and a half feet in diameter.

[i]A really big Boomerang.[/i]

the gift that you can keep regifting.

Give your wife 99 quid to go and take the kids/herself out for the day and get yourself an asda pork pie and an afternoon snooze on the sofa

A picture of Lewis Hamilton printed on vinyl and finished with a coat of varnish.

[s]BJ[/s]

BJ and £100

An Alpkit Brukit. I've just got one for my birthday, its fantastic. Go sit in a field, make yourself a really big cuppa, and scream at the world.

And £60 left for a night out at your local indian.

Hammock and a tarp

Go sit in a field, make yourself a really big cuppa, and scream at the world.

In unrelated news, I noticed my local Sainsburys still sell Special Brew

Decent meal out.

A giant tandoori munchy box.

By my calculations, £100 would buy you one 12 and a half feet in diameter.

QS should be able to negotiate a round £13.

QS should be able to negotiate a round £13.

I've tried but they drive a hard bargain down the Snappy Chapati 🙂

Get a couple of things you already own and use gold plated such as a remote control or your favorite 10mm spanner.

Useful, luxurious and classy.
It's full of win.

Foolproof plan and an airtight alibi.
A Gucci shoetree.
McCullough chainsaw.
An Indian guru to show you the inner light.

"Darling what I want more than anything is some quality time with you. Shall we go somewhere romantic?"

£100 QUID! hark at you.. lucky to be acknowledged on my birthday

two weeks of petrol pre-paid
fish and chips every night for a week
three and a half pints of brewdog beer at full retail price
one leg of the jeans made by ex planet X [s]swindlers[/s] staff

Double post

Power kite

A ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

© Blackadder 1485-1917

Give your wife 95[s]9[/s] quid to go and take the kids/herself out for the day and get yourself an [s]asda[/s] good Melton Mowbray pork pie, a beer and an afternoon snooze on the sofa

Ftfy it was an otherwise excellent plan but seriously suggesting Asda on here? Can we ban him?

How about a visit to here..
https://www.rtbookreviews.com/blog/127871/look-inside-pragues-sex-machines-museum

Don't. I've been. It's nowhere near as fun as you might imagine. No different to looking at a museum of medical apparatus

Do the Heritage hangar tour at biggin hill, sit in a spitfire, watch the 2 seat one take off and land.

Halfords socket set
A day at the Ginstitute
Powerkite obvs
Tower of London poppy
F1 ticket for Spa Francochamps
Leatherman
Pre cooked sauages
Ratcheting ring spanners
Cordless screwdriver

Done much help for your birthday, but when asked for gift ideas for myself I tend to draw a blank so I've now started to right ideas down when they come in to my head.

Dunkirk or IT at the flicks followed by a decent indian meal with several pints of Cobra. Taxi home.