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[Closed] What did the Police say to the horse who had been the victim of a sex act?

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Why the long fa......ahem.

IGMC.

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- [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12309654 ]beeb[/url]


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:05 pm
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Already done Jamie.

Did the horse say "neigh"?


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:06 pm
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Already done Jamie.

Has it? Damn. See that's what happens when I leave the internet for an evening.....

I've let myself down, i've let my family down. More upsettingly I have let STW down.


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:12 pm
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Go and apologise to Fred - he owns the internet you know.


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:15 pm
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Go and apologise to Fred

Wow. I really did do bad.


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:17 pm
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Did he feed the pony?


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:17 pm
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i missed the tale and as bad[and weird] as the bloke and the bike


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:18 pm
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At least the horse is still alive.... Poor lamb
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-12274716 not just aberdonians it seems


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:21 pm
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I don't know who to look up to anymore. I'm lost in STW with nobody to idolise.

I remember when Jamie used to *Yawn* when he found a thread started on a topic he didn't like, or that had already been done.
I remember when you couldn't open a thread without Jamie having the first reply.

You're getting long in the tooth Jamie, time for the knackers yard old friend.


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:21 pm
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Me? Yawn? [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/search.php?search=yawn&advanced=1&exact=1&posts=1&highlight=1&users=110&located=0&forums%5B%5D=0&maxcount=100&age=366&direction=0&sort=date&order=0 ]Never[/url].

A polite Ahem with a link to the previous post maybe.

You do me a diservice sir and I demand satisfaction!

Edit: Actually, where has this been posted previous? Search function didn't turn anything up.


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:23 pm
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As sick as this one, just round the corner from us

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-12274716 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-12274716[/url]


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:24 pm
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[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/nice-3 ]Ahem[/url]

But damn your search skills are good, I take it back, I take it all back...


 
Posted : 28/01/2011 11:40 pm
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😯 kin ell thats just down the road from me .


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 12:02 am
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I like how he's been banned from going near that particular horse.


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 12:06 am
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It was a particularly shexy horse... you wouldn't have hoofed it out of bed.


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 12:08 am
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How long was this going on for?

Will he be charged with grooming horses?

What do you lot think?

Yay or neigh?

😀


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 12:45 am
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Jamie - thread called "Nice".

Wtb hindsight I was harsh. I apologised and will do the same to Fred

Samurai I LOLed at the exclusion order too. Dunno why as it does actually male sense.


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 5:53 am
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How long was this going on for?

10 furlongs


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 10:41 am
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The man's clearly unstable.


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 11:01 am
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A Police spokesperson apologized to Ms Parker and hope that filming of Sex In The City 3 isn't unduly delayed.


 
Posted : 29/01/2011 11:27 am

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