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Aye matey!
Yes, it's talk like a pirate day again 🙂
Stuck at work....RRRRRRR-s!
Ahooooyyy tharrrrrr matey!
If you only listen to one Pirate based radio comedy sketch today;
To err is human.
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To arr is pirate
I thought it was Jeans4Genes day ?
EDIT: thanks for the pirate sketch, enjoyed that
What jeans for a pirate? Wranglarr.
So that's why it's all misty up here today ...Harr
Some pirates are wearing Leave 'aye this year.
Not Die sails?
What goes, "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A parroty error.
I'm here all week.
@timid, I am in fact but I thought it sounded a bit Irish, so less pirate and more travellerrrr
IGMC
[i]What goes, "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A parroty error.[/i]
A pun with byte.
What's a pirates favourite transport?
A caaarrrrr.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
To be honest Jambalaya, it sounds more like a Welsh bloke to me.
Clearly they wear Arrrmarrni.
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just aaaarrrrrgh.