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For phone scammers to listen to?
I'm quite enjoying more extremem metal myself at the moment, I have been enjoying some of the albums of Death and Mayhem, but other than that i'm in unknown territory for my own listening pleasure.
But what is purely offensive for those scammer twonks that call up and try to get you to install malware on your pc to glean your credit card details? I'm thinking "Bottom Front Bum" (I censored their actual name, pretty sure it starts AC)
The guy I just spoke to didn't like Mayhem and started calling me and my family "enjoyers of primary caregivers sweet loving"
Napalm Death's Peel Sessions could be suitable. Or Sunn o))) Black 1.
Pearls before swine, mind you.
Lawnmower deth should be right up their street!
I'm quite enjoying the sounds of Phrenelith today.
Pissgrave are also a winner 🙂
At the gates, rivers of nihil, loads of good stuff
Torture Killer by Six feet under is a lyrical favourite of mine, they’ll enjoy that.
Good work. Spice it up with some Bathtub Shitter maybe?
A pointless discussion.
They’ll hang up before the 2nd chord.
Anaal Nathrakh 'Forward!' might help.
Prolapsed chicken vent......?
Prolapsed chicken vent
Good work! 🤗 🤗
Party Cannon or Nagasaki Birth Defect might also be suitable hold music.
Not strictly death metal but Chased Through The Cedars by a Rapist by Waking The Cadaver is a personal favourite of mine. Although they'd likely hang up before the best bit where a pump action shotgun reload sample is used as percussion before the breakdown.
Many years ago I worked on an American summer camp and one of the boys there was a typical metal-listening, angst-ridden teen, and his favourite band was Pungent Stench, which I though was an absolutely excellent name for a band.
Try them with Dopethrone by Electric Wizard. Top quality Doom-mongering.
If you fancy branching out into grindcore a bit then Nasum or Brutal Truth would be good. For death metal it's got to be Deicide.
Another napalm death vote. If you play them “you suffer” they’ll hear the whole song before they hang up. That’ll show ‘em.
Quite partial to a bit of Cannibal Corpse myself.
try a bit of hardcore, From birth by pulling teeth, just a shame none of your callers will stick around for the breakdown at the end.
Morbid Angel
Cradle of Filth sees off the Jehovas. Might work with your scammers as well
Flesh Ripping Sonic Torment by Carcass
Went to school with Ken, the drummer - he got the music teacher to play the track in one of the general studies classes (1987). Everyone had a wtf moment, apart from Ken who was trying to work out how to deal with the fan mail. Bill Steer was another lad in our year - he was mixing up playing for Napalm Death with doing his a levels.
Kreator, Extreme Aggression?
By virtue of this thread and some Spotify randomness, I'm now aware of At the Gates and melodic Death Metal. 👍
Great shout on Anaal Nathrakh, and from the same album as Forward! (A New Kind Of Horror) check out Mother Of Satan, particularly the chorus. In fact the whole AN back catalogue has lots of amazing stuff.
I'm not particularly au fait with slam metal, but give the odd Spotify playlist a spin (!) some very appropriate stuff there.
"“enjoyers of primary caregivers sweet loving”"
Wut?
Some very good grind around at the moment. I can full recommend either The Afternoon Gentlemen or Gets Worse. Both very good bands.
Nice bit of strapping young lad would probably do the job as well if we're veering off death metal.
More doom than death metal but I quite like Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard.