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steatoda bipunctata I reckon.
Found one myself the other day.
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One of the false widows so if you read the Sun yes you will die. You probably are already dead.
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Laserdeathninjia ripuanooarseholia
issa garden spider innit?
@thestabiliser 😆 although whether you've offended the swear filter is another matter...
Double Post.
Looks like a small crab to me?
a mummy garden spider
Looks a bit like a Garden Orb, but the colour is off, it's too red, Orb spiders are a 'cold' brown and cream with a clearly defined cream cross.
I'm certain it's not a Steatoda, it's not shiny and the legs are too dark.
Garden Orb spider, Araneus diadematus
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Thanks. Garden spider doesn't sound very deadly or impressive, but is looking plausible.
Think I'll tell my wife it was a
instead 🙂Laserdeathninjia ripuanooarseholia
the stabiliser.......thanks I think I've just wet myself!
Although apparently it didn't have a defined cross on its back. (Mrs Mellie saw it, not me).