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[Closed] What anti chaffing cream for a sweaty, hairy arse crack?

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Do I win a prize for most mingling image of the day?

Cycling is fine, running is fine. Hill walking though presents a whole new world of ring sting. Any soothing suggestions to prevent this?


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 4:51 pm
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Clean and tidy obv, I use the steroid Cannisten as it seems to help stop the itchinh..


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 4:53 pm
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Gooseberries? http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/what-is-the-point-of-gooseberries

(just to make the image that little bit weirder)


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 4:57 pm
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Stick a lady panty liner between the crack to absorb sweat. Sounds unsavoury but works.

Also a flannel tucked into the back of your waistband, to stop back sweat running into your crack.

Both cricketer tips. Long days in the field in polyester trousers can lead to very sweaty crack syndrome.


 
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Posted : 12/08/2013 4:59 pm
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Vasceline before. Sudocrem after.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 4:59 pm
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(Do not apply to nob and bollocks)


 
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Don't leave the Vaseline in the garage with the top off. Particularly not next to the milling machine.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 5:01 pm
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I'm sure sanitary towels would work but I'm not prepared to try it to find out.

Vaseline it is.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 5:45 pm
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Talc up or assos butt butter, good for bike or hike!


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 5:59 pm
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This week I am mostly applying Endura cream to my arse and Lanacane anti chaf to my nipples. If things get unpleasant I resort to Savlon.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 6:10 pm
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[quote=theotherjonv ] a flannel tucked into the back of your waistband, to stop back sweat running into your crack.
+1, especially if you have a close-fitting rucksack.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 6:12 pm
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I started a Fred about this a few weeks back...

Some good advise was sudocream and some baby wipes. Check my history for "my chafing arse"....


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 6:24 pm
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I can't find it. Did you post it under the name Thread Flintstone? :OD


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 6:35 pm
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Stop walking like you're chewing a toffee with your arse cheeks for a kick off.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 6:48 pm
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Posted : 12/08/2013 7:00 pm
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+1 million for udderly smooth. Chafing balls, hands, lips its brilliant!


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 7:04 pm
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+1 million for udderly smooth. Chafing balls, hands, lips its brilliant!

You have more than one jar of it then, I hope? 😯


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 7:09 pm
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Nope, just no double dip 8)


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 7:40 pm
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No double dipping allowed it ALWAYS the rule!


 
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Udderly smooth here too, a good fingerfull dollop between the buns works wonders. 😀


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 8:15 pm
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I suffered from the equivalent of shaving bumps after a ride, very sore sometimes developing into boils if I rode regularly.

Assos fixed it, then Buttonhole also fixed it for much cheaper with the same tingle.


 
Posted : 12/08/2013 8:38 pm

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