In which case I apologise for the sight of me, naked from the waist down, jumping about slapping random body parts like someone possessed by a demon.
Worst
Lonely
Hearts
Ad
EVER.
All that and much more too.
Now apologise for wasting stw members time opening this thread
Now apologise for wasting stw members time opening this thread
The midgies made me do it and I really felt like those poor people deserved an apology.
Last freshly plucked turkey in the shop/gaick?
You get the general idea Matt.
I pitched my tent, went for a wash in the river, the breeze dropped and quite the worst midges I've seen for some time came out and savaged the shit out of me. Given that I'd seen about 3 people all day I felt a bit of outdoors nudity was safe enough but as I was battling with the midges 2 other cyclists appeared!
Could be worse...
Like the day I was dropping an otter over freshly dug peat halfway up a hill in the lakes, hidden from all by a thick mist. Transpires the local Ramblers club had the ability to roll back mist and have unswerving aim for a random spot on the hillside....
I didn't realize there was a Missed Connection section to this forum?
