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[Closed] Well the wife's just had a poo!

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5 today actually. 1st time in two years.
Happy days!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:08 pm
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Congratulations!!!

Pics?

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:08 pm
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Well done?!!
Got rid of a stoma bag??

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:17 pm
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Congrats to the pair of you!

Have you thought of names?
May I suggest Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch?

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:20 pm
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paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:23 pm
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I don’t understand.
I don’t know if I want to.

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:32 pm
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That's brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you're telling the world about it?

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:35 pm
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That’s brilliant news . . . but does Mrs EGF know you’re telling the world about it?

No, but she will & she probably won't care.
I remember your concern & messages when it all kicked off Esme, over 2 years ago now & I still thank you for your thoughts!

Got rid of a stoma bag??

Yes, 2 actually, colostomy initially, then partial reversal to an ileostomy last September & finally that went last Wednesday & 'proper' poo today.
Should be home tomorrow all being well, with plenty of loo roll at the ready!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:44 pm
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shit story bro

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 9:49 pm
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Once the context had been explained, that's fantastic news!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:10 pm
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shit story bro

Good outcome after 2 years of worry though Jeremy!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:13 pm
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size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:17 pm
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size, consistency? where was it on the bristol stool scale?

No idea, she's gone all 'private' in that department, even though I've been her personal stoma assistant since July 2017. In fact I could probably apply to be a stoma nurse!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:24 pm
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Floater?
Double flusher?
Overwipe?
Poke-through?

This thread is lacking detail.

😉 Great news, though!

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:26 pm
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Jim, very enlightening, but good news......... ace.

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 10:59 pm
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Great stuff.

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 11:05 pm
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paging poopscoop, paging poopscoop.

I'm free!

Reasonable rates too.

Great news essel.

Pleased for all 3 of you.😁😆

 
Posted : 18/08/2019 11:11 pm
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No, but she will & she probably won’t ....

.... give a shit

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 12:03 am
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Congratulations!!!

Picolax?

FTFU

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 12:11 am
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once, my missus came to fetch me very excited because she did a massive poo and wanted to show me.

what a woman.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 1:18 am
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To welcome her home, you should make a beautiful bouquet of TOILET PAPER ROSES
Or maybe better not to waste any loo roll . . .

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 8:18 am
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Floater?
Double flusher?
Overwipe?
Poke-through?

This thread is lacking detail.

I know, he's telling us faec-all.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 8:19 am
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Great news - cheered my Monday up!

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 8:37 am
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I know, he’s telling us faec-al

He's just being faecetious.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 9:35 am
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Yay!

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 9:37 am
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It's the STW effect.

Pretty soon it'll make her loggin' multiple times a day.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 9:37 am
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Pretty soon it’ll make her loggin’ multiple times a day.

In Mrs OP's case, it takes ages to unload rather than load.

And in the OP's case, definitely not respecting her privacy! 🙂

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 10:08 am
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It's this kind of romance I miss, not being married anymore.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 10:18 am
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After just going through the motions for so long I'm so glad she's able to put this behind her.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 10:57 am
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Too much info alert. Get a log book.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:20 am
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It's ridiculous what you do when youv'e had a drink! (celebratory in my case last night)
There's only one person on here who's met my mrs & he's quite likely to meet her again.

She'll go apeshit if she finds out I've told everyone. 🙁

Could've been worse, I could've put it on FB as well. 🙂

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:20 am
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She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone

Is that better or worse than what she's already done?

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:24 am
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She’ll go apeshit if she finds out I’ve told everyone

She should regain full mastery over humanshit before moving on to more advanced techniques.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:25 am
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I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:29 am
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Too much detail, it's dire here.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:32 am
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Chapoo!

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 11:33 am
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I had some apeshit thrown at me by a chimp at Dudley Zoo

I’m more shocked to learn that Dudley has a zoo.

 
Posted : 19/08/2019 1:18 pm
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Glad I logged in.

 
Posted : 20/08/2019 8:14 am
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I'll have you know that dudley zoo had a killer whale called cuddles during the early 70s.

Good news essel.

 
Posted : 20/08/2019 10:17 am

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