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Having just moved into a new house we are finding all sorts of "quicks".
Like why the hell would you plumb all of the radiators upstairs into the hot water circuit?
Or put the thermostat in the garage, on an outside wall?
Like why the hell would you plumb all of the radiators upstairs into the hot water circuit?
Are you sure that they are ?
If the motorised valve is knackered, it may appear like they are. But they probably aren't.
They could be. In our house the bathroom rads were running off the HW circuit, meaning that if you ran a bath the boiler fired up and they got hot.... just as you were getting out of the bath feeling hot....
My neighbour laid laminate flooring directly on top of the carpet underlay. He thinks it's nice and bouncy. He also hasn't put any edging or undercut the skirting or anything, so it looks like crap.
My aunty and uncle moved into a house that the owner had stuck what can only be described as "boobs" on the roof. They were in a circular pattern and were domes about 6 inch across that stood 3 inch high and had a nipple on them. The roof was also painted pink (although the nipples were the same colour, he'd (i'm assuming it was a he) not gone so far as to paint the areola in a darker shade). Weird shit indeed.
same here bathroom radiator is on the hot water circuit. we also found two double sockets in series bridged off the back of a single socket on 5amp wire under the carpet.
we also found two double sockets in series bridged off the back of a single socket on 5amp wire under the carpet
Needs a new thread, "Dangerous shit people do to their houses".
We have a couple of radiators that heat up when we shower... no idea why.
There an extention lead that comes out of the wall for the loft light, and has to be plugged into another that goes under the floor and come up again near the plug.
We have dealt with the old cupboard that they just walled up (plaster boards over the doors), clothes and all...
same here bathroom radiator is on the hot water circuit.
Bypass radiator?
My plumber told me the reason for the bathroom radiator on the hot water circuit is so that while the hot water is being replaced after use, it's heating either a radiator or towel rail for you to dry the used towels on.
I thought it was a stupid idea and had him reconnect it to the central heating circuit. My reasoning being I want the ice cold bathroom to be heated for more than 30 minutes out of every day in the winter.
Bathroom type radiator/towel rails sometimes run off hot water circuit so towels dry in summer, when winter heating is not on; not sure about a whole floor!
Bypass radiator
on the hot water circuit? would understand on the heating one, we have rads with no tvr's for that reason
old fella must have felt a draft or two so covered up all the vent bricks with slates, then had damp issues on the walls so covered bits of the walls with plastic sheets then thin ply over that and then wallpapered it and then painted that 🙄
hence a completely rotten ground floor and stairs needing replacement and re-plastering every wall in the house.
we obviously knew about the damp and floors in bad nick but it turned out to be worse than expected just mind boggling seeing some of the bodges and how the problems were exacerbated by them
It used to be pretty standard practice to have bathroom radiators plumbed into the hot water circuit.
Its not really a "DIY Bodge" it's just out of date really.
But if more than just the bathroom rad gets hot when the CH is turned off, it's either a spectacularly stupid design, or the motorised valve is buggered.
My guess would be the latter.
If the motorised valve is knackered, it may appear like they are. But they probably aren't.
No expert but wouldn't the downstairs rads come on as well if the system is borked?
Not really an issue as its all being replaced with a modern system before the winter anyway.
They could be. In our house the bathroom rads were running off the HW circuit, meaning that if you ran a bath the boiler fired up and they got hot.... just as you were getting out of the bath feeling hot....
See that makes sense to me, you get a nice toasty towel before getting out of the shower, nothing worse than a damp cold towel when its not cold enough to put the heating but not hot enough to drip dry! It's the bedrooms as well that is just wrong.
we also found two double sockets in series bridged off the back of a single socket on 5amp wire under the carpet.
We haven't started digging in the electrics yet but the previous owners we big fans of plug sockets in cupboards which is weird, and then installing a new socket on the outside of the cupboard but instead of wiring it in, simply running off the existing plug.
The whole place just needs a rewire.
After a power failure... Inside the wall, we found a mains socket, with a bunch of 4-gangs plugged into it, each of which led to... a mains socket in the skirting boards! Half the sockets in the house were run from one original plug.
Oh, and the attic is floored over with very thin hardboard that won't support your weight, so you have to look for the nails to figure out where the joists are, otherwise you fall through the roof. Again.
We had a rad that had been put in line with the cold tap.
Some eejit did a really nice job of tiling all round our bath, but neglected to consider any sort of access panel to get to the plumbing. Looks great now, but at some point in the future, if there is a leak or somesuch, it's going to involve some level of destruction to get at anything. What a plum
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I know someone who lived in a victorian basement flat with a very wide hall/corridor and a damp problem. Since he was moving, he didn't want to pay to have the damp sorted so had false walls put up over the damp ones - the corridor was wide enough that it wasn't noticeable. Unfortunate for the new owners if they ever found out though...
The last time we went house-hunting it was a real eye opener
* Bright blue carpet, purple sofa and scary paintings on the lurid orange walls. Blackout blinds closed at midday. Witch-like owner.
* CH plumbing routed up/over and down the front door on the inside. Chromed too. Apparently it makes the porch warmer in winter
* Conservatory that stopped just short of the end of the garden so that there would be a 1m strip of lawn for the rabbits to play on
* Bathroom door missing. Torn off during a domestic argument
My Dad's done that... 🙄 Will not accept the cause of damp in that bit of the house - scrap that, will not accept that there IS damp...old fella must have felt a draft or two so covered up all the vent bricks
In line with recent developements of 'life plans' and a new job, I looked at some houses for sale recently. My conclusion. Nobody anywhere has any taste, and Skip hire is an essential part of buying a house...
next door neighbour to the inlaws bought a conservatory off ebay and installed it, but cut a serious corner and didn't cut into the house and install/use proper 'lead' flashing they just used the crappy tape!... disaster waiting to happen!
The previous owners of our house have done some very interesting DIY/construction work. The latest discovery is a stud wall that appears to have been erected to house two radiator pipes. There is brickwork behind all of it except for where a door used to be, this is plasterboarded on one side, the other was covered by the stud wall.
On the other side of the wall is a shower cubicle with one side made out of glass bricks. They have put the reinforcing rods through the plasterboard.
Our new neighbours discovered some insane things by our old neighbour, who was a bit wierd. Best of all has to be relaying a roof with the tiles end-to-end rather than overlapped... obviously the failing of this became apparent the first time it rained... 😕
I think everything on this thread shows why local authorities seem to be getting Building Control involved with so many areas of the work on housing stock at the moment and why it's probably a good idea.
Went out with a lady who had white shag pile carpet in the toilet and bathroom, shoes of when you entered the house and slip on paper slipers to wear over socks.
Houses ive worked on, central heating pipes fed behind arictrave and up and over a doorway instead of unde the floor,
laminate floor layed in long lengths like floor boards with out the overlap holding them together,
Drain on the bath higherthan the plug hole, bath empties until it reaches the height in the pipe through the wall and then doesnt empty any more,
Bathroom shower wired into a 13 amp plug with screw for a fuse,
Chipboard bathroom floor so rotten i almost went through it,
somebody laying laminate flooring in a large room, and putting it higher than the opening door , which they couldnt then open,
Hot water tap outside so he could wash his bikes in warm water in winter,
and lots more..........
Hot water tap outside so he could wash his bikes in warm water in winter,
I see no problem with this at all!
Bathroom shower wired into a 13 amp plug with screw for a fuse,
That made me grimace. Yikes.
Went out with a lady who had white shag pile carpet in the toilet and bathroom, shoes of when you entered the house and slip on paper slipers to wear over socks.
So you took [url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/new-gf-and-carpet-in-her-toilet-along-with-white-shag-pile-everywhere ]STW's advice[/url] then?
Drain on the bath higherthan the plug hole, bath empties until it reaches the height in the pipe through the wall and then doesnt empty any more,
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We had our garage converted to a bedroom and bathroom a few years ago (the garage was too narrow for any modern car and had a tree right in front of the door, but that's another story) - anyhow the plumber drilled a hole through the wall for the toilet waste pipe, the waste pipe then went along the back of the garage dropping a couple of feet on the way. no problem.
Then they got to fitting the shower, and decided that it'd be a good idea to plumb the shower outlet into the toilet waste pipe. Then they realised that to do that the shower base would have to be on a plinth. So they did that, but they were both rather short lads and didn't notice that the headroom in the shower was now 5'2" - that's space to the ceiling, not to the shower head 😉
Told them to stop being silly, and drill another hole in the back wall for the shower outlet. It honestly hadn't occurred to them...
Hot water tap outside so he could wash his bikes in warm water in winter,
I'm just about to do exactly this...
Didn't realise it was an issue? 😳
and another house bath supported on just a chipboard floor, no bearer and no joists near the feet and the plain chipboard, which wasnt waterproof (green), then there was another with more cables under the bath floor for a jacuzzi type blower pump,
then a major hospital with a vent stack supplying/extracting air from the shower rooms, hole in the panneling, the patients used to have a fag in the shower and chuck fag ends into shaft, which would be sucked up into fan,luckily there hasnt been a fire so far.
Oh, and also in our slightly dodgy flat - mains smoke alarms wired up with 4-core phone cable.
Gave the BT technician a shock. Literally.
Bathroom shower wired into a 13 amp plug with screw for a fuse,
Oooh, ooh, oooh! one of my old rental houses had this, when one of my housemates went to change the fuse he came back white as a sheet and refused to let us turn the power on to the house until we'd had an electrician round. He then condemned every plug in the house except one. The same house had the boiler in a shed outside to save room in the kitchen. After three winters in a row during which it froze and disintegrated they finally realised their folly.
Funny you should say about the air brick thing. My house has three of the F***ers... basically straight through the walls. It is mainly because we had an internal boiler, that needed air supplied. So when the boiler came on to heat the house, it drew in cold air from outside, making the house effing freezing!!
So now we have a combi boiler with a combined inflow / out flow. So I have blocked off two of the air bricks on the inside only. The other airbrick that comes all the way through the wall now has an adjustable grill on it, so the east winds no onger will freeze may nuts off.
I will, however, keep and eye out for any signs of damp ..
Hot water tap outside so he could wash his bikes in warm water in winter,
That was the deal clincher when I bought mine!
The previous owners of our house had a massive TV on the wall and the sky/dvd boxes on a shelf next to it. They had plastered in an extension lead and Ariel cables up to the shelf, which was in an alcove, then from the shelf round the corner to the TV they had plastered in another extension and a scart extension. They had also stuck a concrete block into the wall to mount the TV on and then had the wall skimmed but not skimmed over the concrete block and had not removed the radiator so skimmed around that as well!! made a right bloody mess!
The room was painted a satin finish poo brown colour as well. we literally had to turn the lights in during the day it was so dark in there.
Fortunately it's now a very nice room. IMO any way.
blimey
I feeling quite pleased that we've only discovered a few low grade bodges at our place:
leaky toilet? why not simply almost turn off the ball valve to lower the bathroom water pressure "a bit" resulting in 20 minute cistern fill time and a tap that just about dribbles... new fill valve, £10
drain pipe from conservatory roof? yep - run right in front of an opening fanlight... cost me a £3 elbow to fix
the worst thing we have found (so far) is the frankly insane layout of light switches, most of which are on the wrong side of doors or in the wrong room, or both.
I stood back after redecorating our bedroom in my old house admiring my work when it occurred to me that although I'd painted a chimney breast there wasn't one in the room below.
They also artexed all the kitchen walls and in the bathroom I lifted the boards to discover virtually more than half the joists had only an inch left on them after they'd been cut through to put a radiator in.
Fife stone built fireplaces stretching along one entire wall with a tiny 16" wide open fire in the centre - very aspirational for newly bought council houses in the 80's/90's. Artexing on ceilings dripping down like stalactites, one "simple/retarded" couple lifted their wood floors/joists and burned them, when we went in they were living on the solum, plasterboard shower cubicles lined with thick plastic bags, just some of the stuff i had to deal with when i worked for a mate doing damp proof remedial work. The stupidity of some folk never fails to provide amusement...or work.
Missus is bad for this.
Lmainate flooring laid with no cut into the skirting.
Tiled arround the toilet cistern leaving a 1" gap, neither enough to get the lid off to fix it, or small enough not to be noticed.
Kitchen so badly laid out it's comical.
She's 5ft2, so the floor to ceiling wardrobes she bought mean we have a permenant selection of stepladders cluttering every bedroom in the hosue.
Massive corner sofa, we're moving out soon, and there's Bob and No Hope of it fitting in any other house we can afford (mahoosive flat, we'd pay double the price for a smaller terrace localy).
I'm loving some of the barking mad stuff so far - the 'outdoor thermostat'! 😆
We bought a basket case house about 5 years ago and have been working through the c**p DIY stuff that the previous owner had done (jeez - it's a good job we got the house cheap!)
It was a condition of the mortgage & insurance that we had the house rewired before we moved in. Our LOL moment was when we were chatting to the electrician - he leant against one of the bedroom walls...and went straight through it. The last owner had made a partition 'wall' out of scraps of hardboard, then parcel taped the joins and wallpapered over it....Nice eh? 🙂
My student house last year was awful. It was an upstairs flat. When you took a shower the neighbours kitchen (below) would always flood. Went on for months. When a house mate had a bath it brought the ceiling down. Apparently it was our fault for flooding the bathroom floor (never happened). Turns out that when you stepped into the bath it would compress and leave a small gap in the pipes for water to pour out.
oh god, where to start? Our previous owners had a lot of money, but no sense (infact given the state of DIY, i wonder if it was all credit card money, hence no tradesmen?). We have a jacuzzi bath in the en-suite. The lights in the ensuite run off those big square batteries they put in road cone lamps (except the ceiling light which runs from the ceiling rose in the hallway). The jacuuzi isn't actually attached to the floor, if you stand at one end of the bath the other end lifts up. there are no tiles or fascia on the bath. The power to the macerator toilet is provided by 30ft of orange flymo cable that runs across the floor to a socket in the bedroom.
Outside there are electric gates, with proper outdoors thick, rubberised wires, sunken wall lights, proper industrial looking with a pro finish, up until the wire runs loose across the drive and into a hole in the wall (stuffed with rag). Other side if that wall? Yup, a badly wired plug.
I could go on for hours about our ridicuous DIY house, but i don't want to scare you!
It's actually cheering me up a little reading all of this 😀
Every post sounds like our house. Most of the plugs are half melted two gang things that appear from under the badly fitted carpets. The wiring is an absolute joke. I had to rip half the newly fitted kitchen cupboards out to find the stopcock. I've posted on here about the hideous damp in the back wall due to the downpipe emptying straight on to the slabs outside (now remedied).
Everything, and I do mean everything has been bodged, diy-ed or done on the ultra cheap. If it weren't my house I'd cry laughing. Mostly, I just cry though.
Customer had sawn allt he spindles from the staircase along with newel post, because she didnt want to paint them, i fell off the side of the starirs,and it hurt,
chimney breast removed from ground floor leaving a mass of bricks just hanging,
chimney breast removed from middle floor flat, and old bricks droped down the chimney from the ground floor flat, as it was empty, chap didnt realise the hole went into the flat below, he thought they where dropping into cellar.There must have ben hell of a mess.
Velux roof window left open on a student house for 6 weeks over a summer break, lots of water damage,
cold water incomeing supply connected to gas pipe,switched on meter and water flowed out of cooker and flooded gas main, major transco job sucking the water out of the mains.
Vent axia fitted into bathroom ceiling with no where for moisture to go only into the attic,
Dog flap like a cat flap but big enough for an adult to get through.
Row of terraced houses local thief watched homeowners going to work, and would quietly go accross the attics, no dividing walls, and drop down into each house, make sure if you live in a terrace have a bolt on loft hatch
and lots more
When we bought our house we found out they'd removed the chimney breast all the way up to the attic but left the rest of it there so there was this large outgrowth of bricks just hanging over the dining room.
I've posted about the scary electrical bodges in my old house before.
The new one...not so bad but still a pain until they are sorted:
Bathroom sink tap isn't long enough so as soon as you try and wash your hands the water flows over the back of the sink and onto the floor.
Breakfast bar installed over the washing machine space, so we have to buy the marketing mans expensive blister things as its too fiddly to remove the dispenser each time you want to add powder. Annoyingly, the spare bit of worktop needed when the breakfast bar is removed is warped and I don't think it'll straighten unless anyone knows any tricks?
Had to disassemble a kitchen cupboard that prevented the boiler being serviced. Also in the kitchen, the usual 'just for show' cooker hood...not even a carbon filter. Cost about £20 to route some ducting through the loft to a vent in the soffit and its made a huge difference.
Vent axia fitted into bathroom ceiling with no where for moisture to go only into the attic,
you've been to my house?
One I've sorted - and this is more a moan than a bodge - but who decided that built-in refrigerators were a good idea? It took me two hours and a crowbar to remove it when it stopped working, and there were dust bunnies the size of real rabbits all over the cooling fins. Oh, and a normal 13A plug into a socket - thank the gods the fuse never blew.
The worst I've seen was when we bought a big Edwardian house that had been bedsits.Everything was a mess, but in the communal sitting room at the back was a gas fire mounted onto the chimney breast. On top of the chimney,on the roof, was a nice large garden slab to cap it off. How no-one died is beyond me.
The radiator on the hot water circuit dates back to solid fuel boilers and very often pre-dated heating systems in general, so that could well be the only rad in the house. Later when the full system was added that one was left on the HW. Acted as a bit of a safety overheat valve for the old boilers as well.
Our bath taps were live when we moved in
We bought a house with 5 carpets - laid on top of each other. The last three were cut around the furniture in the rooms...
The same house had a dodgy porch added to the back - and the lintel above the door removed to accommodate it...
Oh yeah, my wee brother, in his first flat... For some reason, floorboard nails kept lifting up in the uncarpeted wooden floor- some subsidence or settling thing I guess. Anyone else would tap them back in. He pulled them out. After a few years of living in that flat, half the floorboards were barely nailed down and the floor moved around like a waterbed as you walked across it.
hollow box section metal door frames quite popular after the war around chester, sunk into the floor in some houses, sometimes filld ewith concret, but always attached into wall with huge peieces of metal, pull and crow bar the frame, it comes out as one piece and half the wall moves with it, saughall area and parts of the rural area.
Not a domestic bodge, but a problem I discovered today during a site visit to a school where various different pieces of work have been undertaken during the holidays, which included overlaying the existing tarmac to the playground and courtyards, and replacing the boxing-in to some services bridges containing heating pipes etc that run across the courtyards..
Unfortunately the contractor neglected to realise that by slightly increasing the height of the tarmac, and slightly increasing the depth of the bespoke boxing in, he was no longer able to get the mini-excavator back out of the courtyard 😀
*applause*
Our last place, when we moved in, had what appeared to be an all singing, all dancing shower cubicle with side jets, massager jets and a lovely big down sprayer. It was great, putting out loads of water thanks to the power pump located in the airing cupboard.
Mind you, it did have a bit of trouble draining and it was only when we had a big leak appear in the lounge that we found out why. There was no real U-bend, just a shallow P trap and the outflow ended in a T junction that the installers had filled up with silicone sealant to plug. Excepts it hadn't plugged it. Cue one insurance claim and a lot of new ceiling.
Finally, we had enough and got shot of the shower cubicle (apparently won in a competition and installed in a weekend by two of the previous owner's mates). Whilst taking it apart, I found out that the side jets did not contain and end plug and, if used, would have put all that power shower water all over a lovely un-earthed 13a feed that fed the lights.
This new house is much better. It's new, so no major surprises yet.
I used to help out my painter and decorator uncle. We once quoted on a house where the last owner had painted the bathroom in avocado green gloss paint. Every surface of the bathroom except the mirror: the doors, the hardwood floor, the inside and outside of the bath, and the toilet cistern and bowl. And the inside of the toilet bowl, right down to the water level.
*bokes*
OP, is it a combi? Mine is having similar issues and apparently it's a valve within the boiler that should stay closed to the rad circuit.
Worst DIY fail I have seen is my sisters old house. The roof tiles and liner needed replacing,instead, the prev owner wanted to board the loft out rather than fix this. The solution? Line the outer skin of the loft, joists, felt and all with plastic sheeting. The result, a roof that leaked into a fully waterproof tank which immersed the wood in rain water.
The first time I realised is when I gripped onto a main longitudinal beam and it crushed from my fingers.
"The same house had the boiler in a shed outside to save room in the kitchen"
Best place for it. Noise etc etc. Ours is a slate-roofed brick built shed.
Started to strip a bathroom for refurb , four layers of tiles! The last layer was fixed with cement. It took two weeks to get it back to the brick!! It was only a small bathroom!
Refurb of kitchen , stripped out the nasty laminate floor to reveal no floor joists ,the floor was supprorted by bricks. Tw*ts. The floor had rotted away due to (you guessed it) all the air bricks being covered up by concrete in the yard! I nearly cried at that one. 🙁 🙂
We are house hunting at the moment and some of the finishes looks like a three year old has done it!
Started to strip a bathroom for refurb , four layers of tiles! The last layer was fixed with cement. It took two weeks to get it back to the brick!!
You need an SDS cranked chisel.
I've done quite a few like that. With the right tools that's a day at the most 😉
We are house hunting at the moment and some of the finishes looks like a three year old has done it!
We got a professional Painter and Decorator in. He then sub-contracted the job to what seems was a 3yr old.
You need an SDS cranked chisel.
I used one - it just bounced off!!
To be fair I was working full time , so only had a few hours per day.
I'm not a pro... 😉
Discovered all the metal plug sockets in the front room have no earth yesterday. Another one for the list.
It's new, so no major surprises yet.
How long have you been in? 😀
Mum and Dad had a new build. Couple of days in, Mum emptied the bath and the downstairs cloakroom loo flooded into the hall.
The main drain hadn't been connected between the front garden and street! This was classed as a 'snag' and the whole front garden excavated to repair it and drain the raw sewage.
Our old house is much better. Garage power was run from the house via a 4mm twin and earth interior grade cable that hung unsupported like a 60 foot washing line down the garden at head height. When something high load was plugged in in the garage, it sagged a bit each time.
Plumbing and writing were all odd and the guy used 100mm frame fixings to attach anything! TV shelf, curtain rails, tea towel holder.....
Need to remove that unsightly artex? No problem, just wallpaper straight over it. No wonder it was lumpy, at least it was easy to strip.
How long have you been in?
A year and a half so far. The only problem (touch wood) has been with the shit Istor boiler.
It's got a central heating expansion tank that's shaped like a doughnut and contains a wheelbarrow wheel inner tube that is supposed to take up the slack for the hotter and expanded water. Rubber perishes. When it perishes, it burst and does not take up the expansion, then just leaks out of the pressure relief vale.
But then the pressure drops? OH NOOOOO! Previous owners, to keep the pressure up, had just cracked the cold feed into the central heating open, just a little bit. This worked, but when it's really cold outside, water leaking out freezes and stops more water leaving the overflow. We wondered where the water drips were coming from.
The second time that happened a kettle of hot water over the outflow sorted it, but we got a proper plumber in to replace the expansion tank.
thermostat in the garage - tick
boiler not vented out the garage - tick
dodgy electrics - tick - garage was wired off the lighting circuit - shower was wired in with 6mm cable not 12 and had started to burn back along the wire when i rewired whole house. downlighters wired in by "twist and tape"
PU pipe with no inserts in connections whihc popped off occasionally.
louvre doors.
walllights with the cable chased "slightly" into the surface and skimmed over - then plugged into the wall at the bottom.
fireplace that had a coal scuttle with the bottom cut out and a bit of steel welded to it instead of a register plate and road kerb for a lintel
rather than run the pipes in the service gap under the kitchen units- they stuck them behind the cupboard - cutting the backs 6 inches off - letting mice into the food cupboards - all that we keep in there now is mouse traps and poison 😉 + no more mice get in thanks to wirewool and expanding foam.
light switch behind the open door in the living room.
also - my boiler lives outside in the open air just by my back door - sticking it in the shed isnt an issue ASLONG as you bought the right kind of boiler.
mines a grant outdoor oil boiler - had them and worchester bosch outdoor models in my last 3 houses and they been good.
PU pipe with no inserts in connections whihc popped off occasionally.
Have been to so many jobs to sort leaks that were caused by exactly that.
Half of the time the work was done by people who called themselves "Plumbers"
But clearly had no training whatsoever. That's so basic even an occasional DIY'er should be getting it right.
cold water incomeing supply connected to gas pipe,switched on meter and water flowed out of cooker and flooded gas main, major transco job sucking the water out of the mains.
superb, just superb
actually the worst bit in our house is in the kitchen extension - not techincally a DIY bodge but a bit of a measurement error...
the extension was very carefully built with two chimneys, on the outside of the rear wall of the kitchen and on the side wall of the (brick) conservatory - one chimney was only to hide the boiler's hot water pipes, and the other was the real flue for the (solid fuel) boiler exhaust.
problem is someone forgot the old "measure twice, build once" advice
the result is that the boiler (a) doesn't quite fit in the corner, (b) doesn't line up with the chimney, meaning we have a mahoosive section of lovely hot twin wall flue with about 9 bends in it passing straight out of the kitchen into the conservatory before finally rejoining the chimney - it does keep the conservatory nice and warm, and (c) the pipes didn't line up with the other chimney either, so they're all completely exposed too.
scary part- previous owner told me he was a retired plumber and did the install him self.
my uncle whos a heating engineer came round and condemed the system the day after i bought.
Lucky i am not a retard(all the time) and budgeted for a replacement.
scary part- previous owner told me he was a retired plumber and did the install him self.
my uncle whos a heating engineer came round and condemed the system the day after i bought.
Lucky i am not a retard(all the time) and budgeted for a replacement.
^^ sounds like friend's new house. PU pipe and copper pipe joined just by jamming the 2 together. Hot water feed to bath. Presumably the coefficient of expansion of copper and plastic differ. Made tracing the source of the leak much easier when the water p1551ng thru the ceiling and down the kitchen wall was actually hot.
Dutch plumbing and electrics was dire when I lived there. They're cheaper than certain stereotypical demographics in the UK. Wire was *really* invented by 2 dutchmen fighting over a a 1 cent coin.
Combi boiler needed topping up weekly in summer, and daily in winter. No clue where the water went, but It wasn't into our apartment. Take a shower and you had 4 minutes exactly. After that, you'd be scorched to death and the boiler would trip off. No gas technician / plumber ever managed to sort that until they ripped the whole lot out (was less than 10yrs old) and started again.
Pipe work was apparently a bit "iffy". So they fit a restrictor by the meter to lower the pressure. Nice one. Shame it took 20 minutes for a cistern to refill (and only take about 2/3rd of the water a UK bog takes!). So if there's more than one resident, make sure you don't do a double-flusher in the morning else one of you will be late for work.
Electrics - only plugs in bathroom/kitchen are fully earthed. The rest are unearthed 2 pin, and fitted to walls made from panels with the consistency of chalk, held together by the wallpaper.
The house we've just bought has all sorts of interesting bodges.
The entire chimney breast wall in the living room was clad in brick effect hardboard panelling. There was a cabinet in one of the alcoves with a 2 gang socket next to it, that two was wired into another two gang with a plug and wire behind the unit which in turn was fixed to a bit of skirting board which wasn't attached to anything.
There's other sockets dotted around the house where the cables have been chased into the wall (just) then had polyfilla thrown over it and it's lumper than a lumpy thing.
The there's the damp (on all but 3 walls), which is a result of a combination of blocked airbricks, knackered gutters, a downside that empties onto the floor and render that goes all the way to ground level.
My sisters new house has some weird features. 3ft concrete waste pipes cemented into the downstairs fireplaces to replace the original Edwardian fireplaces as "features".
Very odd tiny downstairs loo with even odder 90degree turn and tiny shower at the end.
Although the favourite. 70's avocado bathroom suit with matching tiles. Not too odd until you notice the single din car radio cassette player mounted in the tiles as a primitive sound system.
The CH pipes run behind the [s]skirting[/s] gert big boxing upstairs in our place, which has been taken right upto the sockets. Thus the sockets have been rendered just about useless as there's no room for the flex to, well flex, and allow the plug to be pushed into the socket! Plug adaptors a plenty..
Cheers,
Jamie
OP, is it a combi? Mine is having similar issues and apparently it's a valve within the boiler that should stay closed to the rad circuit.
Who the hell knows. It was listed as a combi in the particulars but there is a hot water tank and the hot water is on a timer. Lucky we budgeted for a new system in the purchase price.
New bit of fun now as well.
Yesterday evening while sitting on the turbo trainer in the garage I was looking round and spotted a tap dissapearing into the wall. Who knows what it is for! Just the handle of a tap dissapearing into a wall and painted in!
The big question being... do I turn the tap to see what happens or leave well alone?!
Also have some mysterious things in my current place.
1 light just inside the front door that appears to be permanently wired to live mains. Only been here 10 years, and never found the appropriate switch. Currently fixed by having a bulb half screwed in, but not making contact.
1 set of on-off remote relay switches, that trigger the relays in the main breaker panel. Never found what they are actually connected to.
Also got a PIR sensor in the bathroom. Thought it might be handy to turn lights on/off, but seems to be wired only to an extractor fan. Might just replace it with a normal on-off switch, cos the only way to trun the extractor on/off is a tiny switch under the PIR that's designed to select between Off, On or PIR mode.