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FTFY Mr Tiger pants
Tiger pants? Well I suppose they're yellowy orange with a few dark brown stripes...
You would insist on sleeping on a bed of 'Terry's chocolate oranges'
(Feel sorry for your cleaning lady 🙁 )
It's all about the Toblorange now you know
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Weasels ripped my flesh!
Told you that website would lead you into trouble 😯
"I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet."
Seen this somewhere and made me think.
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Sorry pigface but, even in the throes of a battle with certain death by zombie apocalypse, it is not acceptable to omit apostrophes.
Also don't open and dead inside should be written on the same line, not the same door, now it reads "DONT(sic) DEAD OPEN INSIDE" when the doors are closed.
0/10 go back and do it again.
Sorry 🙁 its not my picture and the dead really don't come back to life.
the dead really don't come back to life.
Now you're just being pedantic to get out of doing a proper job.
No pudding.
On an unrelated note, has the "author " of this thread changed? Is it to hide from the ignominy associated with starting such a flouncey thread?
(this may be covered else where but in true stw style, I've only [s]read[/s] acknowledged the existence of the first and last posts)
PigfaceSorry its not my picture and the dead really don't come back to life.
How do you know? Have you done rigorous testing to prove they don't?
[url= http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/10/amazon-terms-and-conditions-include-clause-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-5673558/ ]Amazon terms and conditions include clause for a zombie apocalypse[/url]
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Amazon says different
Amazon like the know who's paying attention.
Oh the ironing.
Ma Fry, I admit I haven't done rigorous testing to test the theory of the living dead, I did live for a part of my life near Newport and can safely say even though the majority of the population looked like zombies, acted like zombies (the aimless milling about, not the voracious appetite for human flesh) they were in fact classed as humans (just).
I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding 😕
I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding
It hurts me too but it's the only way you'll learn.
(I don't just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I'll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, [b]even if it makes me sick![/b] So it really is a chore for both of us.)
dangeourbrainIt hurts me too but it's the only way you'll learn.
(I don't just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I'll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, even if it makes me sick! So it really is a chore for both of us.)
You are truly a brave and noble man. I hope that Pigface appreciates the slight discomfort you are about to put your body throught in order to teach the young tyke a lesson, about putting such lies on the internet.
I am learning lessons, doffs cap and tugs forelock in deference to dangeourbrain whilst secretly plotting to eviscerate him with a wooden fork from a chippy.
The interweb is 100% truth FACT, anyone who disagrees must be an alien or something.
Shane Warne has got some interesting ideas, Bowled Shaneo !!!!
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The interweb is 100% truth FACT, anyone who disagrees must be an alien or something.
I thought the Internet was constructed from a 60/40 mix of kittens and porn with occasional disturbing crossover?
No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it's beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of "half an Orange filed with orange sorbet" or the like would have been painful.
No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it's beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of "half an Orange filed with orange sorbet" or the like would have been painful.
You forgot that the orange sorbet has to have just been pulled out of a freezer which is attempting to get colder than absolute zero, and is therefore impenetrable with the tiny tinny teaspoon tendered to try tasting (amazing alliteration!) it with.
Plus forget the curry house puds, it's all about the Toblorange! Two of those would show real commitment.
I pass on the toblerange I think - a few Toblerone u could manage a chocolate orange I'd struggle. I might try out any way though as the Mrs would scoff the chocolate orange leaving me with the good bit
Tut
King Tut
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I can see their under-crackers 😳
Risky
Bisky
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NSFW
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Get it. Get it cause he put him in a cask of wine 😆 😆
I kill myself with my wit at times
That feeling you get when no one answers your awesome post
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Anyone thinking what i'm thinking 😯
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If you're thinking about Burt Reynolds in a gimp suit MrsFry no I'm not.*
*Well I wasn't, but now I am, but only for the purposes of this post. I'm removing the thought immediately I hit the [send post] button.
If you want to talk about it some more
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We are here to listean.... 😉
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7 years ago today!
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Is that foreign parts?
I'm inclined to think it's his parts.
He's lucky to have such beautiful parts.
If I had parts that nice, there's no way I'd keep them private
I'm sure your parts are very nice as well.
Only if Wales is foreign. Lake Vyrnwy
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I've encountered those parts on numerous occasions
Who knew thst those parts would be so close to my back door.
That last picture is so captivating.
What you doin on your back?
Back Door? Suits you Sir...
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What i do is between me and the other chap who kips under Thepurist bed)
This thread is starting to get on my tits.
my feet get on my tits. 🙁
Is this you MrsFry?
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She giving birth to herself 😯
Nice trio of tits (not something i ever thought i'd say on a cycling forum)
Smash it in
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“Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of all our emotions combined cannot counteract those laws. It can only hate them. The eternal belief of lovers and poets in the power of love which is more enduring that death, the finis vitae sed non amoris that has pursued us through the centuries is a lie. But this lie is not ridiculous, it's simply futile. To be a clock on the other hand, measuring the passage of time, one that is smashed and rebuilt over and again, one in whose mechanism despair and love are set in motion by the watchmaker along with the first movements of the cogs. To know one is a repeater of suffering felt ever more deeply as it becomes increasingly comical through a multiple repetitions. To replay human existence - fine. But to replay it in the way a drunk replays a corny tune pushing coins over and over into the jukebox?”
That's deep man
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I was going to post a picture of Jaqueline Bisset on her own..... but got afraid 😉
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To the point.
One on the right looks like my aunt
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That Gif makes me think of one of these
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Morphing into one of these
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Then into
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<edit> sorry that first image should have been of the non canned product
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Which worryingly is from a "how to cook" site
Just found this on mrsfry's Facebook 😯
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Mrs Fry is not a second login of a "big hitter" but is a real person of undetermined gender 😯 caw stone the crows.
On Thursday I''m open from 8 till late
And it's buy one get one for free!
What's the man equivalent of a crazy cat lady?