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Is Babylon 5 a big pile of shit?
No its a large raisin. Or do I mean sultana? Damn!
Mandarins are mandarins and oranges are oranges. Everything else is a mixture of the two
What proportion of mandarin and orange makes chicken?
who remembers those massive threads that walleater, sui etc used to produce ?
moly, it's lemon chicken obvz, and lemon is 2:1 by weight, orange:raisin
When life gives you melons make...erm.....melonade 8)
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stevemuzzy - Member
Should i get the audi in white?
Will it clash with the 5?
Who discovered you get milk from cows..
And what do you think they were doing at the time?
1981miked - Member
Who discovered you get milk from cows..And what do you think they were doing at the time?
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Pig climber.
One wonders what his ancestors did.
^ Probably related to [url= http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister ]David Cameron[/url]
That killed it 🙄
Jeremy Corbyn blows goats. I have proof.
(We're on to politics now, this is going to run and run...)
No this thread is just resting.
But George Clark would kick Kevin McCloud round the room if they had a fight...
But wouldn't George's missus risk getting pregnant?
He looks a lot like a historically uniformed doll. If I made those dolls I'd sue him for using my dolls' likeness
CaptainFlashhearts codpiece isn't made from 100% cod 🙁
Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce
What do you do when your shrimp [s]is[/s] are out of control?
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Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce
That's a twenty-footer
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Trout mask replica didn't contain any trout?
Do blind dogs chase white sticks?
Who decided CAPITAL LETTERS IS SHOUTING?
Wow, is this thread still going! Ironically impressive.
IT IS, ISN'T IT!!!!!!11
When a tree falls when nobody is around does it still make a noise?
Not if it lands on a bed of raisins sultanas oranges and mandarins
Is the tree on a treadmill?
Is it then excluded from pudding?
What's everyone's favourite pudding?
I think it's a close call between homemade sticky toffee pudding or a nice chunk of hot chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream..
Double post
Damn.. 2 posts* late for taking on to page 4.
Still 4 pages of pretty much bugger all!
*strealth edit as phone had a flounce and stopped working.
VW vans are better than transits and other crappy face-lifted 10 year old design vans. Discuss! 😛
The government is doing a cracking job. Discuss! 😛
(That'll keep it going)
Sod all that boring guff.. What happened to the guy who was "designing" a Ti frame? Did he just give up and buy an off the peg frame or is he busy learning to weld so he can build the beast?
The thread that truly keeps on giving.
And defeating all the wannabe Thread Killers.
Na, you've come on here now, thats it dead
Goats are boring.
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface
Bull specific,also available in powder form.
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A Lorne Sausage with Black Pudding in it.
Do i win the internet?
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Type 15 - The Glaswegian
Only if it was on a roll.
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15 - The Glaswegian
What do I win?
A kiss
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Wun Hung Lo I assume?
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface
You should weigh the body down with bricks.
I see your bull and raise you a boar.
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mrsfry - Member
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface
You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don't ask me how I know this.....
You've done well OP, but the big test will be you're next thread 😀
[i]the big test will be you're next thread[/i]
Grammar's always a big test, too.
*re-reads 15 times before posting whilst fully expecting he's missed something*
Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)
Nowt wrong with me grammer, it was the autocorrect (honestly)[b].[/b]
FTFY
CBARAT, so - It happened to a mate of mine once and despite his reluctance in the end they were fine. Despite the missing digits obvs.
mrsfry - Member
This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface
You need chicken wire and 4 bags of cement.
Just don't ask me how I know this.....
No no no what you need is pigs... but they don't eat the teeth allegedly
And if a Sulatana is a Sultan's wife is a Mandarina the wife of a Mandarin?
If it takes a fly a week to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?
Sorry Ive forgotten how to light my wood burner and I'm having a bit of trouble making a nice cup of coffee......can anyone please help?
Apparently pigs are good but crayfish are the shizzle
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Are you sure this is a roll and not a bap, bun, barnsley bit burger or another wierd northern thing
Morning roll actuuallly
Anyway,what about Joe Cocker
Looks like a barm bake that, or a barm biscuit, or something.. I dunno.
A flowery bap?
Did someone mention baps?
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Hold on,could it be the rare and much sought after [b]cob[/b]?
*squints*
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nah.
took 4 pages before we got to pictures of farmyard bollocks...which is restrained. Well done.
Buns. Not quit baps. And most certainly not a roll.
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+1 for raisins .. or baps... or something
Matt,you are out of focus
Matt,you are out of focus
Arent't we all?
Oven bottoms.
You bunch of pheasant
Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
Mrs fry you need one of these
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possibly 😀
Ah! The Makita Anal Intruder! ^^^^^
Not seen one those since Bangkok....
looks more like a scrotavator to me.
It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry's post but also linked to the first..
I fancy a Subaru Impreza but do they come with matching Subaru rally jacket or do I have to find my own?
It has more to do with the second part of MrsFry's post but also linked to the first..
You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.
OI!! He resembles that comment!
....but, pleasant with it.You are not a government meat inspector, you sir are a pheasant plucker.
....but, pleasant with it.
I'll have you know, he's a very vigorous plucker
(I have the box set)
Did [i]any[/i] of you do any work today?
Will no one think of the children? Or kittens?
Did any of you do any work today?
Nope.
Mind you, I am currently unemployed, so I think that's allowed.