Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

I don't have one anymore.

I used to keep eels in my rubber under pants but I never bothered to sex them first. Turns out there is a good reason for doing that.

dangerourbrain, I have saved your feet from shallow water wetness!

[url= http://www.thewellyshop.com/solem8-frog-welly-boots.html ]http://www.thewellyshop.com/solem8-frog-welly-boots.html[/url]

Yup, adult sizes.

Thank you Willard. His current boots make him look silly

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Willard, you have just made me a very happy troll!

A happy troll?

Goaty McGoatface is not impressed.

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🙄

😆

Is he related to boaty mcboatface?

I like to imagine Perchypanther putting on his black onesie panther pajamas (with little fluffy ears and tail) at bedtime. His wife lets him play with a ball of wool before kicking him out for the night.

I wonder if his wife has micro-chipped him?

I think most wives keep track on their husbands through bullying rather than microchips.

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Is he related to boaty mcboatface?

Scrotey McScroteface?

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Ate one of those once. Tasted like chicken.

Alan Sugar tastes of chicken?!!!!! 😯

Alan Sugar tastes like cheap aftershave and batteries. Fact!

I imagine Alan Sugar tastes of sugar, otherwise it'd be trade descriptions wouldn't it?

They should put a tax on him then. Or get him to change his name to Alan Aspartame

I imagine Alan Sugar tastes of sugar, otherwise it'd be trade descriptions wouldn't it?

I'd guess mrsfry doesn't taste of Turkish Delight.
Getting grassed to Trading Standards.

I'd guess mrsfry doesn't taste of Turkish Delight.
Getting grassed to Trading Standards.

Cheeky sausage! I only said a weekend with me would be like the film [b]Midnight Express [/b](but with more giggles.....from me)

Where does Mr Sugar keeps his RDA label? Has anyone looked to see if it's correct (call Thepurist)

He keeps all his labels in a purse made from Katie Hopkins' scrotum. RDA, COSHH, Fragile, This Way Up and every label from all his birthday and Christmas presents from the age of 7 to 23. He gets PwC to audit them annually.

^^

Are you one of those secret under duvet black ops secret agents.....do i need to burn my internet history 😳

(Not that i have anything to hide....)

I taste of boiled eggs.

You are what you eat.

I think you will be needing this

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Oh anti mother in law spray. I need me one of those.*

*she's not actually evil, well not according to history anyhow as she had the foresight never to engage in anything she might lose, marriage, arguments, 5 hour discussions about why your plates are in the wrong cupboard even though you stopped participating at rejoinder one

Wish i could take the place of your MIL. I have way more important stuff to ramble about.

When a cake says 'Five Portions' and i finish it alone and under the duvet in half a hour

When the pills say 'Don't mix with alcohol' but it's the only way i can take them

Getting blood stains off the patio 'Can't use a jet wash at that time of night'

Real problems like this need to be talked about in a family environment

When a cake says 'Five Portions' and i finish it alone and under the duvet in half a hour

I work to the following theory - one portion of desert takes approximately five minutes, so for every five minutes or fraction there of its another portion [of time.]

Works for me.

Why does Monday feel like such a personal affront?

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Why does Monday feel like such a personal affront?

Tell me where you live and i will hide under your bed and pounce on Monday as soon is it turns up

I think my address is best given in song
(is all correct except I'm not a skeleton and I don't have a dog)

You never mentioned you had a dog 🙁

I think that On And On is a computer generated member created by a Russian oligarch to keep members in the chat forum and off the roads. I could prove this but I don't want to be poked by a radioactive poking thing.

Plus he says he rides his bike bare chested with a tiger sitting on his handlebars (just like that Russian chap)

6 damsel flies in 3 pairs on one lily pad. What a night.

It would have been odd if there had been six flies in two pairs.

Musical interlude.

Jennifer Bennett and Michael Tyack on violin and cittern

One thousand four funded posts, at best loosely related to each other. This one refers to #538.

I think you'll find its 542 not 538 that you're referencing. I might be wrong of course (I'm not).

I'm thinking of a number, the last 12 digits are 262464195387. What's the rest of it? (clue, it's more than the number of spiders legs in fee's special collection)

65407821?

Bird bath.

Phew. Glad to see this back on the front page. I thought it had fallen away due to inactivity.

Huzzah.

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Tangentially related to ultimate warrior (I never got to "be" him or Hulk Hogan or in deed any of the other cool wrestlers when we played wrestling at [s]university[/s] primary school, I had to be earth quake or typhoon, kids can be so mean, but I'm NOT bitter) I spotted a film on Netflix yesterday about Jake "the snake" Roberts yesterday.

Thinks about googling "jake the snake" to find out who he is, realises that this may lead to alarms going off in the IT dept at work, decides to live in ignorance.

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The purist - Its this guy.

[edit] I don't suppose that helped did it, the more I look at the image, the more I'm convinced it is not someone you'd want to Google.[/edit]

[edit] fry have you ever been seen in the same room as this chap?[/edit]

My MP did not reply (Brexit or some such crap).
So i'm gonna call Ghostbusters or CSI not sure yet;
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10 to 5, what are the odds the glorious sunshine will vanish in 8 minutes leaving pouring rain in it's wake? Admittedly I'm in the car today so it's not so likely as of I'd ridden.

Something is very wrong is dry and sunny again this morning.

Well doesn't this thread seem wilfully carefree and winsome now that we've brexited

Brexit/Weetabix same thing really.

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hello?

it's normally me to be honest

Lolz

Well, thank Cod this thread hadn't fallen away due to inactivity! I was worried there for a minute or two.
Where's mrsfry when you need her most?
I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or a spelling mistake; I'll let the jury decide.

FYI mrsfry has been through a bit of a change and is now mrsstoksvig

I'm a little late, can someone catch up me?

The earth began to cool, then came the dinosaurs but they got too big and fat and turned into oil....

Stove, Octavia, Winter tyres, Brexit.

How do you post a GIF

Nipper, I always use Royal Mail, but you need to get a Gif box from them to send it in.

I am afraid that you have missed the last posting day for all overseas GIFs

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The cat's snoring again

I don't want to go downtown, I ain't got no ribbon for my hair. That band's too loud and I always find you there.

I'm actually quite disappointed i missed that spider car first time around. Was it on ebay?

Not sure dangeourbrain, I know I found it somewhere on the web.

We have no milk.

Nipper, I always use Royal Mail, but you need to get a Gif box from them to send it in.
Not sure dangeourbrain, I know I found it somewhere on the web.

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?

Meh - I've been freezing in the Alps, warm'ish in Italy, freezing in the Alps again, warm in France and then meh back here.
25hrs straight, 1384 miles and the worst fog I've ever [s]not[/s] seen struggling to do 30mph for over 2hrs.
Still - the sunrise made up for it 8)

Oh and I've got no milk either - got cheese though... in a milk carton...

nd nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment

A lion visited our regular cafe today.. Didn't have a drink, not even a dandelion and burdock, nowt.

[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/who-else-kills-threads ]Thread Killers!!![/url]
Don't you just hate 'em

A lion visited our regular cafe today.. Didn't have a drink, not even a dandelion and burdock, nowt.

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