Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Cx? C.X.? How dare you? You cheat on us with some not-even-sure-what-I-am and then you rub it in our faces?

You should be ashamed of your self.

Next you'll be using words like gravel-bike and gnarmac without the slightest hint of irony and expecting us to pick up the pieces when you realise your new niche is just a tourer.

PS. I was told these are betterer than glue years ago. Not sure I get how they work, I imagine they would get stuck up your nose like that lego when I was a kid.

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Yep, they do get stuck up ones nose 🙁

Got another plain gray package today 8)

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It was very floppy so i suspected it was not the magazine (me smart)

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I can already feel my skillz improve, just by stroking it

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Does this mean i'm now sophisticated
(stick my pinky out when i swig from my camelbak)

PS

The bag smells brilliant!

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Thank you Sarah 🙂

Bag sniffer. 😛

..and yet today of all days ,spare a thought for Billy boy and his way with words.

[i]Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.[/i]

I'm not Ashamed. Not my fault the STW have the best grade Colombian plastic bags in the country

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It's slipping away again people

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Sorry I've been trying to figure out the correct name for vanillin since you've previous post.

I got as far as 3-hydroxy 5-oxygen cyclo hexanol. Then I got stuck trying to remember if OH is a hydroxide group making it 3-oxygen 5-hydroxy benzaldehyde, or more to the point if I remember any organic chemistry from a level

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

I concur

No you don't.

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Honestly. I'm really interested

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I don't think you can dae things tartan it's a bit like a glass hammer or clear food colouring.

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Kevin

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Kevin
Can
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Meanwhile...

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Kevin
Can

Has Kevin got boobs and a winky?

dangeourbrain - Member
Who keeps on using all my toilet roll
The owl in your head obviously

Cougar - Moderator
It must be a papert owl.

I hope you feel proud of yourself

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Oops sorry. I just noticed the naughty word behind the count 😳

Please don't break my knee caps again Mr Cougar sir 😐

Count zero? Not Gibson's best book but I enjoyed it none the less

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Is this what you've been smoking?

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Its your fault. It's stick in my head now.

Count zero? Not Gibson's best book but I enjoyed it none the less

No Togas for crying out loud.

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The phrase [b]"It's so bad it's good"[/b] does not apply to this film

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Another weekend with CFH 😳

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Artisan toast, obvs

This is more STW

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This has become the more ironic thread in the history of STW!

No way that is STW Fry, not a single wood burner, badger hair shaving brush or grammar assassination in sight

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I overslept 😳

Start time to race 11:50
Wake up time 12:50

who's at fault (i know it's not mine)

Blame thatcher.

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Blooming Thatcher coming out of her crypt to haunt me.

Have the Tory party no shame

Thatcher gives terrible head in the morning.

There should have been an a between gives and terrible.

Odd how one letter can completely change your meaning.

Time to stop wearing your

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Think they are effecting your circulation 🙄

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Just saying 😉

I never read the labels anyway

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#GrrrMondays

Are you giving me the horn 😳

Looks more like the hoof to me

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I've never seen a dog pull "suppository face" before

Spend more time in Birmingham then

Spend more time in Birmingham then

Well that's just rude! You sir are orf my Christmas card list.

Well that's just rude! You sir are orf my Christmas card list.

How dare you talk to me like that! I'm a '[b]Big Blue P[/b]'
I've done the handshake and the dance. How dare you, you young upstart

Find someone else to come inside your home and check that youre still sleeping (even though it will break my heart not to do it anymore 🙁 )

Find someone else to come inside your home and check that youre still sleeping

And thats another thing, why do you never wipe up behind your self? It's horrible getting out of bed and stepping in that first thing in the morning.

If i had known that a few hoof prints and a bit of cow pat would send you over the edge, i wouldn't of bothered bringing a snack with me 🙁

FYI Your own fault for not putting a cattle grid by your bedroom door like a normal person would (walks off in huff)

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^^

This is something that i would happily print and frame. It's blooming beautiful 8)

This thread is starting to make sense to me...

Should I be concerned?!

whats for tea?

Every time i see this video, i think of you

I like the part where she closes the curtains, climbs on the bed
Keeps his arm under her knees then puts the pillow over his face

She's my hero

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Most people have a Teddy

Is that a dandelion or a spatter pattern on the pillow?

mrlebowski - Member
This thread is starting to make sense to me...
Should I be concerned?!

I went through this on about page 20. Making sure every beer came with a whisky chaser and then having a punishment beer every time you finished your whisky solved the problem for me.

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Every darn time 🙁

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^^

You go girl 8)

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I'm open from 8 till late

Ive never seen Perchypanther and Jessica Rabbit in the same dream.
I think Perchypanther may have done something to her 🙁

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The scoundrel Grrrrr

I woke up biting my wrist..i think i may have been growling as well...or i could have dreamed that bit, but i was definitely biting my wrist (it blooming hurts)

What the heck was i dreaming about?

Will i have to sleep with a muzzle on?

Ive never seen Perchypanther and Jessica Rabbit in the same dream.

I have 😈

Will i have to sleep with a muzzle on?

sylish

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cute

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quackers
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Bunch of Haddocks 🙁

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Just so you know 😉

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