Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

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^^

What the heck did you do to it 😯

[b]Get well soon[/b]

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This is (according to the Internet) what you get when you shave a grizzly bear.

Why you would want to is beyond me.

What I Googled top end up with images of shaved things is unimportant.

[b]What I Googled top end up with images of shaved things is unimportant. [/b]

NO NO NO NO. It does matter!

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Shaven Growler?

Shaven Growler

What would you shave a pork pie for?

NO NO NO NO. It does matter!

Scary bear if you must know.

Scary bear if you must know.

That was not on the list of things i typed into Google......i have to go burn my computer 😳

Is this

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yet?

It was. Then easter happened.

If we lost this thread then mrsfry would start posting on all the other ones

Sudocream Bear ^^

Dangeourbrain

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Am I the front one, rear one or both? Either way my moustache isn't that pointy (maybe because I go without without oil or wax or whatever the stw hipsters use)

Despite my ridicule of the "hipster way" I do find my self strangely drawn to one of these though.

[url= http://www.abus.com/uk/Mobile-Security/Bike-Safety-and-Security/Helmets/Urban/Cyclonaut ]hipster head protection[/url]

[url= http://www.begbicycles.com/bicycles/helmets ]quite a few more[/url]

What bestest dashcam? Road angel Halo or silent witness or

^^

Don't worry about the bigger boys picking on you. I appreciate your choice in helmets and bears.

I have moved you up my list of people who will provide me with long term nursing care. Hope that makes you feel better

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Or maybe

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Depends if you've anything I need really.

Is it raining?

No,but it's Friday and my life is full of sunshine.

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This is (according to the Internet) what you get when you shave a grizzly bear.

Is there a picture of the guy who shaved the bear? (Either before or after a dog has barfed up is rotten remains on the back seat of a car.)

You may think that now but, judging from her hand position she's either:

A)Hiding a steak knife and will shortly do you significant mischief with it, leaving her free to enjoy your Italian meal without your competition for the meatballs whilst you bleed out on the floor.
B) about to "accidentally" pull the table cloth, dousing you in red wine, leaving her free to enjoy your Italian meal without your competition for the meatballs whilst you attempt to clean red wine from your suit.

No way, she's about to spin it round so that he gets the rest of the pasta in his lap, leaving her to enjoy the rest of the wine.

You can't trust these round tables. It's why I always go for a square table in a corner. Unless it's a Thursday or Friday and I'm in Rome.

When did IKEA bargain corner become so crap and overpriced?

matt_outandabout - Member
When did [s]IKEA[/s] [i]Irony[/i] bargain corner become so crap and overpriced?

FTFW

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EDIT: Wrong thread

EDIT: right thread

I miss Roma

Dear Dangeourbrain

Anyone who ever loved could look at me
And know that I love you
Anyone who ever dreamed could look at me
And know I dream of you
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Every time you go away, I always say
This time it's goodbye, dear
Loving you the way I do
I take you back, without you I'd die dear
Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
What am I to do

Knowing I love you so

Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and love me, too
You couldn't really have a heart and hurt me
Like you hurt me and be so untrue
Anyone who had a heart would love me too
Anyone who had a heart would take me
In his arms and always love me too
Why won't you

Anyone who had a heart
Would love me too, yeah
Anyone who had a heart
Would take me in his arms and always love me
Why won't you, yes

Anyone who had a heart
Would love me too

PS

I have a can of Lynx Africa and half a kebab (probably a kebab...it's kind of blurry)

Dear shermer75

The tap keeps dripping and it's keeping me up 🙁

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It should have been me 🙁

Good Morning

Redthunder smells like a summer meadow

Summer meadow = fox crap?

I never meant to hurt anyone. Its just I'm a practicing sociopath, but you knew that before hand anyway.

Sunny and snowing now in outside Cov wtf?! 😯

[b]dangeourbrain - Member

I never meant to hurt anyone. It's just that i am a manly man with certain needs and some of those needs is to break hearts and steal hugs [/b]

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I miss HammyUK 🙁

Blimey.

Inigo Montoya has let himself go.

Hammy would have known better than to use a low smoke point oil in a frying pan

Inigo Montoya has let himself go.

quite a bit

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Proof that Thepurist likes me lots and lots

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Hope i'm ready in time for Dangeourbrain.

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Want to catch him before he gets safely inside his home 🙁

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Glad i'm not the only one who has done this

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The first eight times was kind of embarrassing 😳

Spiders that can do that would take all the fun out of [s]keeping children[/s] letting consenting adults live in the basement of their own free will.

Still don't get it....

The point is that if this thread continues long enough it will eventually produce the greatest literary work known to man*

*largely because the written word will be obsolete and forgotten by that point rendering this thread the defacto "greatest" in a field of one. I have no illusions that we're going to out perform a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers barring side sort of extinction event.

I'm just nipping out, back later, see ya

I'm back now

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Are you saying [b]"I'm smarter than a thousand monkeys"
[/b]
runs around squealing like a girl (using a very high pitched lady voice)

[i]I once loved a lass and I loved her so well
And I hated all others who spoke of her ill.
And now she's rewarded me well for my love,
For she's gone and she's wed another.
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This is how you make me feel

I have no illusions that we're going to out perform a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers barring side sort of extinction event.

Looking back through this thread and I'm starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that's the most sensible I've thing ever [s]heard you say[/s]read you post.

pasta with cauliflower

dangeourbrain - Member

Like a carrot sat in its own faeces? I think that's the most sensible I've thing ever heard you sayread you post.

Are you asking me to marry you?

PS

YES.....can i have your bank details now 🙂

Looking back through this thread and I'm starting to think that an extinction event might not be such a bad idea

With English like those skills you should be caring who you wish extinction on

PS
YES.....can i have your bank details now

I'm afraid my financial situation is difficult since my damned lawyers leaked a load of paperwork. Never trust someone from a country named after a hat.

Oh...ok....all those hours i spent putting those shredded bank statements together was for nothing 🙁

[b]First it was like
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[b]Then it was like [/b]

The tap keeps dripping and it's keeping me up

Are you absolutely sure it's the tap?
Patent it quick, whatever it is; most people need little blue pills...

I should imagine the market for something which makes you urinaly incontinent whilst maintaining an errection such that you have to do a hand stand to pee probably has a smaller market though than the pills which only do one of those things.

I was imagining it being more the sight or sound of a dripping tap...

It's ok CountZero. I put the blue pill up the tap 🙂
The ceiling is now wet 🙁

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It looks impressive though fry.

Also I'm mightily upset with you for suggesting that whilst riding my bike I had a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. This is unfounded and libellous.
I wood only ever accompany a beer with either another beer or a pig based snack product as is right and proper and I'd thank you to apologise for suggesting otherwise.

Sorry Snookems, You are right. I am so so sorry.
How about i buy you something pretty 🙂

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Thems orsums

This is why there is no crime in America

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My cloak of ultimate darkness has cat hair on it

Can't sleep

My belly sound like a whale

My foot is fat....it's creeping me out

I don't like working....blooming stupid, make money, pay bills
Does no one know i'm a pretty princess!

Looking forward to the weekend when i can use my lady voice

Billy Idol looks sooooooo old!

My coffee is cold

I may have to cut my way out of my trousers

Whys it so cold

Hands are awesome. I can cover my eye's and 'Hoot' and it's
like i have a owl in my head

Does STW come in a plastic bag to keep the smell in?
Fresh magazine smell is awesome 🙂

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

2% Power 🙁

Who keeps on using all my toilet roll

The owl in your head obviously

It must be a papert owl.

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Shermer That's possibly the most wrong thing I've ever seen on stw, go stand in the corner and think about what you've [s]done[/s] achieved

I agree. We should burn it.....and the two who posted it

How i feel when i know i still have another week to wait for STW to come through my door

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Stupid feelings 🙁

But i did get my first copy of Grit.CX

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Which makes me feel like

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And it smells like

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