Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

I still don't know what this thread is about.....

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I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. The evil one has gone, no more crying in the rain, no more screaming into the night, no more offering my soul to the satellite gods. I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Four [b]HUNDRED[/b][u] and fifty quid new, I kid you not.

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You're kidding?

@markwsf You should be supervised when shopping 😯

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I have a slight case of windy-pops 😳

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I just want to hug him 🙂

Had Thepurist over for dinner tonight.

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Best dinner date ever

Nut roast tomorrow

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We have the same taste in fashion 8)

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Looks like someone is trying to do morse code on the little chap 🙁

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There's only one "B" in that.

Well, three altogether, I suppose.

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Nut roast tomorrow

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If it says what i think it says than the answer is 'One sugar no milk'
If it doesn't say what i think it says then 'Your sleeping in the shed'

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Please do not attempt to avoid the swear filter.

Phag.

Has anyone seen Thepurist?

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Forgot to padlock the van doors 😳

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Was the last thing HammyUK said to me 🙁

Does "mmmhumoph" not count?

Does "mmmhumoph" not count?

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I wonder what happened to those guys...

Mrsfry, are they an early part of your collection?

I wonder what happened to those guys...

Mrsfry, are they an early part of your collection?

That's not very nice 🙁 You know that ever since i ate my husband i
have had to support my 382 kids all by myself

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Are you still comming over for dinner, were having left overs 😉

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Sorry to say it mrsfry, but your bum DOES look big in this...

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Sorry to say it mrsfry, but your bum DOES look big in this...

Every time i try to be nice, you pop-up like a bad popping up thing 🙁

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I just remembered that i don't like anyone on this thread after you chaps were cruel when i tried to be nice. I hope you all get split ends and dry unmanageable hair.

after you chaps were cruel when i tried to be nice.

But it was ok that we were cruel until then? I never understand how some people change their minds, next thing you'll be telling me that I can't possibly tell if it was a yes or a no through a ball gag and duct tape.

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No hammy.

No no no.

Never, ever, someone you can be linked to.

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Thought that was your socks...

No they are Dangeourbrains socks......he's still in them.

Why don't you come outside....i want to ask you something

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[b]And Redthunder and i lived happily ever after[/b]

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Or when ever Thepurist makes another post

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Best advert EVER![/b]

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I can't sleep. Why won't my brain let me sleep 🙁

Just take some of that stuff you put in drinks at parties.

Or when ever Thepurist makes another post

You rang mlady?

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I can't sleep. Why won't my brain let me sleep

Uncanny valley

You will never see me coming

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SOOOOO lonely 🙁

I have wind 😳

CountZero works as a 'Honey Trap'

Monday wind? I have that too thanks to leftover quinoa yesterday. Luckily it's just me in my office this mornign.

Even the dogs have gone out to avoid me.

[url= http://www.misternicehands.com ]Pull my finger! [/url]

willard

Monday wind? I have that too thanks to leftover quinoa yesterday. Luckily it's just me in my office this mornign.

Even the dogs have gone out to avoid me.

I think i have found my 'Soul Mate'

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My life is complete......guess i don't need the shovel and quicklime anymore 🙁

Unless Thepurist wants to meet me outside the Travelodge.

i don't need the shovel and quicklime anymore

Will you post? Can I have pictures?

Will you post? Can I have pictures?

You have a blooming nerve after last time (insert really angry face)
You shunned my act of kindness, you threw me to the gutter, straightened your top hat, swept your black cloak around your shoulders then sped off in your horse drawn carriage.

True story

I told you my horse didn't need his windscreen cleaned but you insisted whilst I was stopped at those lights so don't be surprised I wasn't grateful.

Thank goodness for CCTV footage

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Last known location of this scoundrel was somewhere due south....in a hot air balloon.

Still a true story.....to the best of my knowledge (and medication)

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I have more things i don't want.....if only someone would take them off my lady type hands 🙁

Waiting for the chloroform to kick in...

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^^

Proof Thepurist is a really hot chick 8)

Why can't i have nice things 🙁 Every flipping time i get something that i really like, evil blinking cat has to nom it 😥

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Life is meaningless

As a test but something you don't like and leave it lying around to see if the cat eats it.

Either way then get rid of the cat and replace with a less demanding/evil thing.

Yeah. Like it was the cat. 😉

None of my seven snakes do this 🙁

[b]perchypanther

Yeah. Like it was the cat. It was me dressed up in a lycra body suit and fake ears and whiskers purrrrrrr[/b]

So you confess! reported to a responsible adult

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Dearest Perchypanther

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don't make me have to spell it out Grrrrr!

responsible adult

Like you'll find one of those here

Apropos of nothing.....here is a picture of Fred pretending to be a lady.

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I'll see your men pretending to be women and raise you men pretending to be women pretending to be men.

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