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I'm more of a weasel man myself
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It worries me how rarely I think this thread is on a very strange tangent
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The model I have just built and calibrated has 97% GEH<2.5 8)
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Like my new car....came in the post the other day.
Play the video get a free car 🙂
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Small hands
All the better to poke those tiny little buttons.
CountZero - Member
All the better to poke the tiny little button.
FTFY
You have a pitchfork on your wheel! are you the devil?
are you the devil?
Apparently the association with the devil and cutlery dates back to Byzantine princess bringing a case of the new fangled cutlery to Venice and outraging the local population by not eating with her hands.
"God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks - his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to Him to substitute artificial metallic forks for them when eating."
You have a pitchfork on your wheel! are you the devil?
Nah, he's a big hitter. 😀
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@ maccruiskeen How dare you bring an actually intresting topic onto this thread. I'm sorry, but if you insist on acting like this i will have to cancel the slumber party i was going to drag you to.
Such a sad day 🙁
Pitchfork fingers.
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Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour
Lucifer was God's favourite son.
The Shining One.
Lucifer, yesterday
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900.
My Quiver
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Posted what I thought would be a sure fire hit. Off into oblivion it fell.....
TheBrickPosted what I thought would be a sure fire hit. Off into oblivion it fell.....
I'm sorry for your loss. The world will never know what a great opportunity it missed. Drinks and nipples in the lounge
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El Diablos
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El Diablo
Los Diablos
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Ke?
Why does Lucifer get a hard time? Compared to his old man (who's big on mass murder of all ages and sexes) he's a nice chap.
PS
It's supposed to be 'Drinks and nibbles'
Lucifer himself, looking rather bold in the full flush of summer.
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mrsfry - Member...
PS
It's supposed to be 'Drinks and nibbles
I'm out then
How rude!
I didn't spend all that time and money on you to turn down my offer (lamb ring and kebab meat with chips a ain't cheap)
Where the heck am I supposed to get another human sacrifice from by Thursday?
I hope you wake up surrounded by weasels in top hots 😈
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Ps not aa weasel but a ferret.
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Tractors
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Weasels driving tractors whilst drinking cider.
Welcoming the new dawn of our true overlords.
Damn it no bacon this morning.
IKB
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IKB
Imagine a suit in that colour!
Oh wait, William Gibson already did; I'd really hate to meet someone actually wearing one, I feel a migraine coming on just looking at that.
I hope you wake up surrounded by weasels in top hots
Top knots? Not a weasel with a man-bun, shirley?
IKB
Isambard Kingdom Brunel?
French Ultra Marines
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The state of those shire horses is dreadful 🙁
Red thunder likes doing it on a table (only after ensuring the walls are clean and dry and he has the correct equipment for decorating) he's such a pro.
Zumburuk, zumbooruk, zamboorak : a small cannon mounted on a camel.
True fact.
Get you being all educational! There are names for people like you (if I was smart I would tell you what they are 🙁 )
MrsFry where are you ?
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to me
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to you
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Exegi monumentum aere perennius.
Exegi monumentum aere perennius.
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Redthunder cares about me (spins round like Julie Andrews on a mountain top) just not enough to notice I have fallen off the back of his moped 🙁 (Waits patiently by the side of the dual carriageway 🙁 )
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One more sleep til the Easter Bunny comes
IKB
Isambard Kingdom Brunel?
He built our local railway line, dontchaknow, but no, International Klein Blue:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Klein_Blue
Those French Ultra Marines are imposters, they're not blue.
Sitting on those funny looking horses might give them the blues, though.
This thread has touched me in so many ways.
Good job I stocked up on creams and paracetamol 🙂
i guess everyone is tucking into their roast Easter eggs and gravy, hoping for a zombie resurrection.
Roast zombie for dinner, hoping for a bunny invasion later on.
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Hate this blooming 'zombie resurrection holiday week' still waiting to
Get turned on 🙁 using the phone for Internet costs stupid money.
If anyone cares (no one does) I have a blue Garmin I need to give to a respectable type home.
Give me a shout
Ps it has the strap thingy as well
PS
Those peacock feathers make me itch in a bad place 🙁
What - free garmin?
free garmin?
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Sex Dungeon. 30 days.
Oy Perchy Peach Butt Pantnther. You just hurt my feelings 🙁
Making me out I'm some shifty chap on the net, offering free candy.
I just wanted to do some one a favour without the need for goggles and a hard hat.
I hate you all....... Except for Redthunder who smells like Old Spice and cider 🙂
No one wants it?
I will never understand this forum. Guess dumping it at a charity shop is the next option.
Your all freaking weird.
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Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you
There are a thousand reasons to keep this thread going.
I can't think of any of them though.....
Stuff the lot of you with Paxo and a clove of Garlic 🙁
Not one of you will take my Garmin even though it's free 🙁
Blooming snobs
Hmm 😕
bearnecessities - MemberHmm
As predicted, you've come to us. We were looking for you. 😀
*forgets about worries and strife*.
Now I need a song about a Ferrari being delivered with a bag of money in the boot. A maserati simply will not do.
Hang your heads between your knees in shame 👿
Giant Dirt E+2.....test run today 🙂
Could this be the day.
Waves to MrsFry.
The moped is ready.
[i]You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky
[b]This is the day[/b] your life will surely change
[b]This is the day[/b] when things fall into place[/i]
Should I use flats or spd today ?
Very good article...
http://www.bristol247.com/channel/news-comment/features/investigations/will-it-ever-end-bristol