Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

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You're 802 and I'm 803

Just saying 😉

Numberwang?

The lady holding the book looks markedly pleased with her appraisal

No that was
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Looks like the blonde one who went out with Des the banker after his wife died.

Not that I watched it.....

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Why don't i look like this 🙁

Just stick a print out over your mirrors then you can easily convince your self you do

You're taking the wrong drugs

Was this the photo that accompanied Sharapova's latest press release?

I have become a photoshop god! fear me mortals

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Obviously it's all wrong. So much stuff not on there that should be and stuff that has no place in the list that's on there.

(I've not read it but this is stw so i think that mandatory)

Did we ever find out what Willis was talking about?

Was it the fall and rise of the regimental peregrine?

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I always thought a tri bike meant the saddle was comfortable in a wet suit

Don't you dare change the subject 👿

I'll be in the tent at the bottom of your garden till you come to your senses

What you talking about Willis?

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the tent at the bottom of your garden

Just ignore the other one in there, unless it makes any loud noises in which case just kick it and give it another layer of gaffer tape. Don't judge me okay.

STW members don't judge

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They just start a new thread with your details and upload video

Surprise

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I made breakfast 🙂

Nice eggs.

You do love a sausage.

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Half for me, half for the love of my life. Mrsfry could you post it through the bars to her later? She might need one hand unshackled to eat it too.

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I remember when Thepurist used to keep me in a cage. Just some sawdust on the floor and shreded rags for a bed.......be warned, he'll toss you aside as soon as some other person falls asleep climbing into his home 🙁

PS

Mr HammyUK . Who are you stalking with a camera and a guitar in launderettes 😯 . I know it's not me 🙁

I thought it was a Renault advert.

Love Willow and Tara. Glad you are ok after your Curry

NSFW

Because everyone loves a sausage party

Mr HammyUK . Who are you stalking with a camera and a guitar in launderettes

I've no idea who or where he was stalking but the still from the video does make me consider that buying a washing machine was the worst money I ever spent.

That still IS the video - I'd never have got it past the Mods otherwise 😉

Is it bad that I think I'd succumb to the temptation to push her in and put it on a spin cycle?

Depends which bit you'd push

The well padded bits, obviously. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone!

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Ronnie Pickering for President

Who?

Ronnie Pickering!

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73 - the answer is 73

I've had him.....

over for tea. Very boring chap

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I we never judge on STW

Now I scared to take my glasses off

I'll be there to hold you

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How do you look after a ferret ?

How do you look after a ferret ?

I got him a dog.

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Obviously fiction, you know you'd go for the ginger one, hell you'd bludgeon them to death as soon as you realised the gun was empty. Just to save them from the pain and heart ache that will come from a life time of being ginger obviously. It's a terrible burden to spend your life looking forward to going bald or grey.

redthunder - Member
How do you look after a ferret ?

Found one on a ride yesterday!

Don't feed cat food. James wellbeloved does ferret dry food. My chap also ate whatever meat I cooked (long as it's not pork) some owners feed raw only. Litter tray with none clumping litter. You can use wood pellets but I used oko.
Washable cage. Females need to be neutered for health reason.

Will you keep him/her or contact the vets?

PS Redheads rule

Don't forget to wear bicycle clips - stops them escaping.

And keeps the wasps out

Can't sleep. I have a very talkative bottom.
Cats have left the room 🙁

#makeitstop

Heating on, windows open old spice sprayed.
Avoid Tesco and Aldi for a couple of hours (till the air clears )

16.45%

Ferret is back with owner....and it was a redhead 🙂

Owner or the ferret?

Collar matches Cuff

Congratulations. Hope it doesn't stain your sheets

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Read my lips. You know what i'm saying 😉

Ferrets? I'm more of a weasel man myself.

Aaaah Singing the Weasel makes a comeback.

[The last time I posted that it got canned, though I blame the thread]

I like sniffing both. There so musky

You are Deputy Dawg and I claim my £5

^^
Come and get it 😉

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You'll be perfectly fine.....nothing to fear.....everything is fine

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Face of an angel

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Please 😉

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