[Closed] was it correct telling him to get on his bike ? stanley johnson ?

Sorry, totally incomprehensible.

Don't give up the day job ..
I only have a passing interest in the programme ..but they all have to go sometime..
Can't wait for the series to end tbh..

Don't do drugs kids.

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OP is this anything to do with you?

2/10.

See me after class.

Thanks for trying, OP (seriously) but I have no idea who Stanley Johnson is.

I really need to start looking at who the OP is before opening threads....

I think the op is watching the jungle program on a commercial tv channel.
This poem is poor and no flannel.

What's a ute?

"...a intense burn"? Really? 🙄

I don't want to sound mean, but is this a wind up? Is this some sort of poem generating software?

It's either sublime trolling or deranged genius. Either way I like it, makes a change.

Thanks for trying, OP (seriously) but I have no idea who Stanley Johnson is.

Invented the razor blade I think.

It's either sublime trolling

How?

I really feel people forget what trolling actually is.

Dunno, but I think the poem is actually referencing Stanley Unwin

reported for really bad poetry

[i]Invented the razor blade I think.[/i]

Inventors are now considered celebs? I suppose at least the have some talent, unlike most of the media whores. I'm guessing this is a celeb reference poem, by the fact that "Amir" is mentioned.

[i]I really feel people forget what trolling actually is.[/i]

Maybe he was just trolling. Arf.

I think it's a reference to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here....

Stanley Johnson (Dad of Boris) and Amir Khan are both in the jungle this year.

...utes....I reckon refers to 'the youth', but I would have spelt it 'yoots'. A ute is an Ozzie pick-up truck.

I think the gist of the poem is to 'big-up' Stanley Johnson.

Yeah, I prefer pub toilets.

Right. So OP is Fred confirmed?

Don't think so. Shall I ask him?

Like the poetry, but the show is poor this year.

The only likeable people were Shappi, Iain and Fizz and Toff.

Wanted to like Stan, but reports that some of his comments were less than pleasant and edited out.

I hope Fizz wins it.
Local lass, seems quite nice.

[i]Shappi[/i]

That amazingly unfunny comedian?

Jamie has it IMO .

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Shappi

That amazingly unfunny comedian?

She's pretty funny live.
And not a bully.

Trolling doesn't have to be jamba and ninfan style. It could just be someone writing a complete load of nonsense to get a bunch of muppets like us (who should really be getting some work done) discussing whether it's genuine or not.

ninfan style

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So OP is Fred confirmed?

Not sure Fred knows any more about reality TV shows than I do 🙂

I’ve been on this forum a while
And most of the stuff makes me smile
But poor Poemtrack
Just writes awful cack
He really should stop for a while

Not sure Fred knows any more about reality [s]TV shows [/s]than I do

Cheers perchy, every time ninfan is spouting bile that tune will come into my head and I'll laugh instead of despairing of some parts of the human race. Which I think on balance is probably better.

Gunz - your post is the only one I understand. I thank you all for trying to understand but like me - your best to give up 😆

Hate to say it but I agree with the poem to a degree.

Stanley J is a Tory. Ergo stands for petty much everything I hate in politics and social responsibility.

As a "personality" on a harmless tv show he is ok.

His son is also a "personality" but unfortunately that clown is not in a benign reality show.

Boris is in a position to do this country real harm.

Sorry, going off...Erm...topic?

Right. So OP is Fred confirmed?

*thinks*

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly...”