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Nigel Farage is due imminently.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 12:55 am
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Australia is chock full of wildlife that is all to keen on killing humans, so keep your fingers crossed…


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 12:58 am
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^^ There is a decent chance he might win it you know, GBN will be willing it's viewers to vote for him ala that news award he won months back. That said, this is a lot less niche so the 7 GBN viewers wont be so influencial.

That said, he's seen as a hero my many, he really could win it.

Grifters gotta grift. He'll be on a big earner either way.

I half expect him to do a mega flounce though. The far right types are generally the biggest snowflakes. It wont be over eating testicles etc though, it'll be over being "bullied" or something.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 1:07 am
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How odd, my replies aren't appearing. Probably for the best.😁


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 1:08 am
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Unfortunately, it's likely he'll find plenty of support.

Expect media, oh so amusing, pictures of him wearing shorts at a BBQ and quotes about how he prefers real ale to fosters. 

(While secretly hating it all and being desperate for a European red wine and cheese platter, the odious attention seeking desperate parasite)


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 6:48 am
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Maybe one of the deadlier spiders will put him out of our misery. 


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 6:54 am
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Introduce him to horses, as they apparently kill more people in Australia than any other animal.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 7:05 am
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We could line him up with a boxing match between him and a big ol jacked up alpha kangaroo

(probably more entertaining than the Fury / Ngannou fight)


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 9:26 am
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We will feed him to the drop bears 


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 9:27 am
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Maybe he will go and meet the original inhabitants and demand “ they get their country back.”


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 9:29 am
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He'd do it for the money, then leave after someone questions him on racism,immigration and brexit lies.

Then off to court to say he still deserves his fee as he was forced out.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 9:46 am
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^^ That's basically the reply I typed that disappeared. Was anyone else having issues with replies last night?

Anyway, yeah, I suspect a huge flounce due to "bullying" or some such. It wont be over eating roo testicles or anything, that would ruin his pint of beer/man of the people rep... It'll be over a woman (in all likelihood) telling him he's a bit of a penis and he'll flounce.

Either way, he'll be getting a good amount of money from it all and let's face it, now the Tory Party/ UKIP have or are all going into TV careers after the huge success of Brexit, that's what it's all about.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:11 am
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I didn't think toads from Europe were allowed into Australia.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:17 am
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I didn’t think toads from Europe were allowed into Australia.

He's not as toxic as some of the native species so it's ok apparently.

We'd suggest they get to work on a Farage proof fence though. Just in case.

Invasive species and all that.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:22 am
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If only we could send him and Pauline Hanson shark diving together.  Sadly given Australias recent performance he might be more welcome than not grrr.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:22 am
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Maybe one of the deadlier spiders will put him out of our misery.

I hope the spider makes a full recovery.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:26 am
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Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:31 am
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It's not a surprise that the left & right can have some things in common, so yeah. It's just not as expected from the left, is all.

Speaking of Farage, must go and give the toilet brush a clean.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:39 am
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Can one of the locals push him in to a Gimpy Gimpy?

Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.

I wish him a slow and painful death so not your typical lefty. They’d want him to die quickly and peacefully.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:44 am
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The difference is I might wish him suffering but people like him (and especially her) actually cause it..... But enjoy your moral high ground, i'm sure the views great.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:44 am
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Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.

Take a long hard look at yourself. People are joking about spiders and sharks...and you conflate that into leftist death threats.

If you're desperate for life to be black/white and left/right then perhaps this isn't the place for you. 


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:54 am
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TBF, Farage will be seen as quite left wing in Oz.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 10:56 am
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I'm pretty sure starting a thread on him some how boosts his popularity/social media profile/some algorithm somewhere.   So it's probably best not to give him any exposure good or bad.   The best thing to do with people like him is not to talk about them.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 11:43 am
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^^ No way Farage rides a bike, even my mobile keeps on spelling him as garage.😁

I agree though, he thrives on the oxygen fed him.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 1:18 pm
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I honestly struggle to see how our country could be run any worse than it already is.

If I thought someone like farage could come into power would give the rest of them the kick up the backside needed I'd vote for him.

Currently it makes no difference who's in power nothing is changing for the better

Usual false promises usual lies deceit and constant playground style squabbling in the house of commons .

I'm completely disillusioned with our government

If there was a reset button I'd press it


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 1:32 pm
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Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.

The only political direction that man has is the betterment of Nigel Farage. He’d abandon everything if he thought the other side would be better for him.

Bit like an internet troll, craving attention.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 1:47 pm
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Currently it makes no difference who’s in power nothing is changing for the better

That’s a confident statement when things have been measurable worse with one particular party in power for 13 years.
How are you judging the opposition? By what they might do?


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 2:54 pm
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That’s a confident statement

It’s bollocks.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 7:15 pm
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The most racist person in the uk goes to oz, a very racist country.

Eat your heart out, Portilo!

We can look forward to 'bare back adventures with Nigel' comming to you soon via netflix.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 7:27 pm
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Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.

Its nothing to do with political differences.   Its his and other far right figures raising hatred and deliberately impovrishing folk.  Blood on his hands.


 
Posted : 29/10/2023 7:35 pm
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Yet another lovely trait of the typical leftist, wishing death on someone who has differing political opinions.

By the standards of many on here, and most of my friends, I’m not anywhere close to being a ‘typical leftist’; however, by the standards of extreme Right Wing Christo-Fascists and populist Nationalists, like in Hungary, Russia, Türkiye and parts of North America, I suppose I could be considered to be leftist. Let us know your opinion on LGBTQ+, same-sex relationships, etc, if you would, because then we’ll know if you agree with those who are the ones most likely to be demanding awful punishments and in some cases death over their life choices. Oh, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out…


 
Posted : 30/10/2023 1:56 am
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Coincidental timing or does he see it as a welcoming holiday destination following our recent referendum result?


 
Posted : 30/10/2023 3:30 am
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I wonder if he’s going to have an audience with Pauline Hanson?

I’m sure they’ll have lots to talk about!


 
Posted : 30/10/2023 7:37 pm
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Is that the closest bank willing to open an account for him that 'ordinary' people can't afford to have?


 
Posted : 30/10/2023 7:58 pm
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