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Following the suggestion the Rob Warner should have covered the MTB at the olympics (not likely!)

I thought i start a thread gathering together the best Rob Warner quotes

Here are two to get us started:

"That was uglier than E.T. with skin cancer!"

"hes locked in the hotseat like an Austrian in a basement" 😀


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 5:22 pm
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He is an amateur compared with the late Sid Wadell RIP Sid


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 5:25 pm
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Wow.
Wilde & Wodehouse must be trembling in their graves. 🙂

Does he just do rape & cancer, or does he do blue as well?


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 5:31 pm
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"Messier than a Lion raping a goat" remains a fave of mine...


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 5:31 pm
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how embarrassing


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 6:12 pm
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this guy's as potentially explosive as the olympics


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 6:22 pm
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Pretty sure "Has done for DH what Osama Bin Laden has done for terrorism" was one of his too


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 6:25 pm
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On Danny Hart nearly crashing at Fort William last year,
"That would have opened his a**ehole like a vintage golf bag"


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 6:27 pm
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"That's as popular as a ginger-haired step child!"


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 7:11 pm
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"He's off, he's off! He's off like a Jewish foreskin!"


 
Posted : 12/08/2012 7:13 pm

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