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Why is my phone not working for everything but emergency calls?
And,
If I need to order a take away because I've got no food in... is that an emergency? I'm pretty hungry.
mine is working fine, but I don't need to order take away...the injustice.
Can you order me a number 49 and a 114 please?
on its way.
Ta... you did check it comes with the free prawn crackers? Of course you did.
If you could rustle up a King Prawn in Black Bean sauce for when I get in from the pub, that'll be great. Around midnight-ish, please.
there was a 49 and a 114 in the fridge. didn't know they were yours, sorry.
It's fine, take away Is def an emergency get onto 999. My friends son (4) rang 999 the other day and asked to speak to his daddy who is a policeman. Good old nursery instilling information into the childrens 🙂
Is prawns allowed?
Ah balls. I had to go to someones for tea instead.
I was wondering how many times I'd have to dial 999 before I was offered bed and board at her majesty's pleasure?
I called the Chinese restaurant, but she said I had the wrong number but I could have a 69 for £10. Not sure about the prawn crackers.
I'm pretty sure that the £10 69 is one of the special dishes.
Seems a bit fishy to me
Seems a bit fishy to me
That's exactly what she said.