[Closed] Very OT....

C-for

Sweep? 😉

I don't know the sex of it yet.

Leslie

Darkie?

I don't know that Leslie is a cat's name. Much like Paul...

Korma, as that's what it may become if it ever 'goes missing' 😉

well Paul's a boys name, so you have a 50:50 chance of getting that wrong...
How about "Hilary" then?

'catface;
'Bexington'
'philconsequence'

Lol JEngledow

**** - once very popular for black pets. I don't know why it has gone so out of fashion....

always thought 'Sushi' sounds like a good cat name

Spazmo,great name for a cat 🙂

Thoughts on Casper? Although I do like Sushi, would make trips to the vet intersting when they call out it's name

How about "joey" - ooops, that's another thread..... 😯

'idemandpiggies'
'dr j flexington the 3rd'
'swizzle'
'grantmeyourbacon'

the dark lord himself....

lord vader

How about Ifitshitsinmygardenitwilldie, perfect name for a cat.

bit of a mouthful Rubber_Buccaneer

Thoughts on Casper?

that name always reminds me of 'The Yobfather' Cass Pennant..

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we called our last black kitten Sense.. his brother was called Frank.. they were a formidable team..

Blackie, Whiskey, Wise, Prawn... all cat names we've used.

druidh...

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Sindrum.
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When he/she jumps up onto visitor's laps you can shout 'Down Sindrum' very loudly.

Chairman Meow

Noodle

Why is it called Noodle does it like them?

No it has worms.

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Doesn;t really work for cats though as unlike dogs they don't often come to heel when you shout thier name 😉

Bastard

Vadar is good

APF

**** - once very popular for black pets. I don't know why it has gone so out of fashion.

For my sins I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites (don't ask). We get names submitted with the pictures, and you'd be surprised how many cats are named after well known black celebrities of a certain generation. Tons of Louis Armstrongs, Sammy Davis Jrs, Nina Simones, Ray Charleses, Mr Bojangleses, Ella Fitzgeralds, that sort of thing. You don't seem to get as many Frank Sinatras, say. Took a while to notice it but it's definitely a trend. I have no idea if it's deliberate or a sort of sub-concious crypto-racist thing. Weird.

Most popular kitten name last time I looked: Chloe. No idea why.

Just named one of ours Katsumoto (after the character in "The Last Samurai".

I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites

Im going to ask: Wuh?

Im going to ask: Wuh?

I said don't ask. 😉

cats and dogs should have typically human names in my opinion, names such as 'Mark', 'Dave' and 'Binners'. if you're going to call it some fluffy name like then might as well go for 'MR Wuffles you wuffy little wuff wuff'

Derek.

Female: mitits

Male: minuts

years of comedy value!

if not how about ninja

Bob

Why don't you name it in a corporate sponsor style? Maybe write to a few companies and get it a collar & coat with their name on it. Then in a few years you could confuse it and whoever else by changing it's name to something else. For periods when other sponsors were taking priority say in a curled up sleeping competition, bird catching or milk drinking contest you'd only be able to refer to it as your cat or my cat and you'd have to rip the labels off it's tinned/sacheted food or black them out.

pyewacket

Brutus

Kevin

Jiji

Les
or the ever so original lucky.
Never let young kids name pets - we have pussy and socks.
Don't google those two words together either.

Wiggle....

iCat

AndyRT - Member
Bob

Bob was our dogs name... bob the dog, my brother used to (may still) use it as his CT name

If its a boy...Jeffry Boycat..obviously

call it the same as what pink called her dog.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/music/musicnews/Pink-11053.html

nboots

AndyRT - Member
Bob

What? WHAT?

Atonic

or make a pun with your surname, which no one will be aware of until your wife/life companion/partner takes it to the vet

Do you live near a major road? If so Splat is a good name.

Man-Do

don simon - Member
Derek.

You calling me a pussy don?

If I had a kitteh, I'd call it Megatron 😯

what about " minton"
when he or she missbehaves you can shout out "bad minton"!!

Rabbit.

Or Duck

I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites

Okay... I've tried google searching for variants of "cute pussy pics" for 5 hours now and I'm no closer to finding this site... give us a clue?

As for a name... if I get a cat I'll call it Phil, or Tina, depending on its gender. My neighbours are called Phil and Tina.

Either Blondie or Ginger would be a good name for it. Confuse the hell out of folk.

Astrophe.
Mandu.
Weasel.
Ay pacific.
Deeley.
Hartic. That's probably best to help you chill about the whole thing.

You calling me a pussy don?

give us a clue?

Oh go on then.

[url= http://kittenwar.com/ ]This[/url] is the main one. It's a long story. If you'd told me in 2004 how much of my 20s I would spend looking at photos of kittens I'd have thought you were insane. I've moderated over 100,000 kitten pictures on that site alone. About 50% of what gets uploaded are ok quality kitten pics. Oh god, the things I've seen... *1000 yard stare*

Back on topic, though: I've just remembered how we named our first cats, years and years ago. We got a pair of black kittens and decided to run a competition on the web to name them. For some reason it was oddly popular for a week or so and crashed one of Blueyonder's servers a few times. The story even got into The Sun, in their Stupid Internet Crap column on page 45 or whatever. They ended up being called Stevens and Deeley.

Friend of mine has 2 cats. The first one is called Spike, as he looks just like Spike from Gremlins. The second one is grey, fat and likes to mess about with keyboards so he got named Edney.

I think you should name Cats after people you like.

When I got my two kittens 8 years ago I named one Carlos for Carlos Spencer (an All Black, but the Cat wasn't so racism hunters step away) and she is Ramona as Joey Ramone died that year.

Next Cat will either be Johnny for Johnny Cash or Elvis or if a girl Elvira.

Luckily I don't have kids, hate to think what I would lumber the poor souls with.

How about a spoonerism: Cooking-Fat?

For my sins I help moderate a number of cat-photo based websites

I have reported you, your account on here will be closed very soon I hope.
😯

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Cat ]Officer Dibble[/url]

Call it MP.

It will pay about as much attention to you.

bell end

Snowball.

Just looked at that 'kittenwar' site. It asked me to choose between BooBoo and MurderFace.

don simon - Member
You calling me a pussy don?

Do you feel like a pussy?

Are you offering then?

Have you got bonus points from Russian brides dot com or something?

Ninja
Spook

sooty

But it does mean you will have to get another and call that one Sweep

Before anyone suggests it, not sooty.

opps 😉

How about Schrödinger?

I helped name a litter of farm cats a few years ago, ironically Schrödinger is the only one still alive.

Is it?

😀

(Actually, looking further up the page I think MurderFace is a pretty cool name for a cat)

Martin

Gary Baxendale

EDIT: no, Barry (Baz) Baxendale.

mrs Slocombe

Can we have some pics of "The Unnamed Kitten"?

The kittenwar site is great 🙂

I knew somebody that named their cat Yoni, but I was too young at the time to get the joke...