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Yay I am a winner 😆 the vending machine in our kitchen at work has the usual crisps, chocolate, fizzy drinks. It also has a rack of Flapjack of various flavours, yoghurt, apple etc and today was my turn to get the Toffee Flapjack.
God I love this stuff it is my smack crack whack .......... only manage to get a packet about twice a month. Scoff dribble drool 😳
Means something entirely different at my place. Have some fun with this - only really works with the sliding door type vendors. Buy Mars bar, wedge wee sliding door open. Eat mars bar, but carefully blow up packet so that it looks like it's a pukka choccy bar (to get the really greedy folks, I put two empty packs back into one wee slot) then put it back and close door.
Then, stand back and watch the disappointment.
Cruel, but fun!.
Ha ha brilliant 😆
When I was at college, the drinks machine poured in all the ingredients sequentially; so you order orangeade, it adds the orange cordial, then cold water, then highly carbonated water. A game of roulette promptly ensued.
Iced coffee? Check; get the coffee, pull out the cup before the hot water arrives, replace to catch the milk, then make a second choice of cold water (with a fast cup-swap to remove the dropped cup and replace yours) to top up the drink.
Chocolate orange? A simple combination of hot chocolate and orange concentrate.
Teacoffee? Wrong in every way, don't do it.
Our masterpiece, however, was fizzy chicken soup. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
do we need to hear what you whack in your smack crack?