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[Closed] Vanilla nut cream coffee

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Just don't. That's all.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 11:34 am
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Nothing about it says "Do". That's where you went wrong.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 11:37 am
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Coffee should taste of coffee, that's all


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 11:40 am
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Lattes can taste of coffee and milk though.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 11:41 am
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Yep, someone brought it into the office as he didn't fancy it. So I figured I'd give it a go. I normally drink my coffee black without sugar so figured I'd go the same for this. It was truly awful. To quote an email that did the rounds following the consumption "It feels as though it’s been percolated through the intestines of Beelzebub himself before finally dribbling out of his cancer-ridden sphincter."


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 11:52 am
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"It feels as though it’s been percolated through the intestines of Beelzebub himself before finally dribbling out of his cancer-ridden sphincter."

There's a business model for a cafe in shoreditch right there...


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 12:00 pm

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