[Closed] Valentines card messages - Worst and best.

Dear ____, you broke my heart and mind. The future stretches before me, empty like an unloved sock.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife.

Out of all the girls in the office, I can say for sure...

...that you're one of them.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Later on I'll be hanging out the back of you..

well that didn't take long.

both in reference to ginge24's post and possibly as a valentines message for some?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The fence needs fixing,
We need a shed too,

I'm not single yet..I'll check back on Friday with the result 🙂

Roses are read
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon

Bacon - quality.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
Cheese on toast

One that I've heard said, in the context of 'most inapropriate':

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This doesn't rhyme
I'll **** you with a rake

One that my mate put in a home made Valentines card to his wife:

'You'll do'

They're still married.

Roses are Blue
Violets are Red
I'm shit at colours
But great in bed

Say it with flowers....

....send her a Triffid

'You'll do'

Genius, I've made a note of this one.

Bought a card today, as I am so romantic it makes me sick:

I love you so much it hurts...can you rub it better? Unfortunately will be handing over this one on Friday morning, at her folks. They are very nosey, so there is no way this one won't be seen by them 8)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

*front of card* "Be my valentine, it's not going to suck"
*inside* "ITSELF!!"

*may have been stolen from another mtb forum*

Be my valentine, it's not going to suck"
*inside* "ITSELF!!"

may have been stolen from another mtb forum

I know a song about that

For full on brownie points, I've used a partridge quote for the one I made.
Front: I love you,
Inside: in a way.

Will report back with how pissed off she is later.