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 iolo
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029 ]I wonder what we should called the english following ths guy's actions?[/url]


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:21 am
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He obviously misunderstood when his missus suggested they try dogging


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:30 am
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I wonder what we should called the english

Staffordshire bull terrier

Brave?


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:31 am
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Brave?

Depends on the end, surely.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:32 am
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Call us what you like,fill yer boots if it makes you happy, as an adult I'm kind of past name calling myself...


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:32 am
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Posted : 06/03/2014 11:33 am
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When our dog starts licking my ear i wonder if i'm flirting with beastiality.
If only the wife could use her tongue to such great effect.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:37 am
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Or the Scots...

[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm ]At least the dog was breathing[/url]


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:43 am
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That seems pretty crazy ^ he was put on a sex offenders register for rubbing his bits on a bike in his own bedroom?

I'm glad there was no police surveillance in my bedroom when I was 15...


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:54 am
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Was it a boy dog or a girl?


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 11:58 am
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[url= http://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html ]They don't seem too fussy in the eastern counties[/url]


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 12:13 pm
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or Denmark
http://www.icenews.is/2008/05/20/animal-brothels-legal-in-denmark/


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 12:17 pm
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I almost wish I hadn't opened that link... can't help but wonder though: How many times before he decided to commit the act to video? Jeez.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:06 pm
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if the issue is consent, I'm sure that if dogs could talk they would ask for a bone all the time.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:18 pm
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There was that story of a bloke in the states who died after being you know whatted by a horse.
It seems that if the animal is active and not passive it's legal.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:36 pm
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In some states they'd have put the horse on trial.


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:38 pm
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I've never trusted the gingers!
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Posted : 06/03/2014 1:39 pm
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In some states they'd have put the horse on trial.

that would really stirrup trouble wouldn't it?


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:51 pm
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I knew we wouldn't have to wait furlong before the horse puns started...


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 1:54 pm
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How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass?

Irresistible


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 3:09 pm
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[url= http://www.mkweb.co.uk/News/Homeless-man-has-sex-with-dog-outside-church-in-Milton-Keynes-20140127110629.htm ]It seems like quite a popular pastime[/url]


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 3:14 pm
 iolo
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[url= http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/06/teen-who-filmed-himself-having-sex-with-girlfriends-dog-avoids-jail-4439958/ ]A bit more info on the case. [/url]


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 5:28 pm
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Was the dog called Roger? Maybe he just misunderstood his girlfriend when she said she had a pet called Roger the dog


 
Posted : 06/03/2014 8:22 pm

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