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Universal Truths?!

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Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten - Terry Pratchett.

The bigger a company gets the more managers it has to manage the managers. But never more workers to do the work.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:18 pm
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You can only piss with the cock you've got


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:29 pm
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As parents of young children, only occasionally will you not have a cold or some other bug. Rarer still will you all be free of such things.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:46 pm
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It'll only be a self wiper if you have plenty of bogroll.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:46 pm
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Opinions are like arseholes, everyone’s got one.

No, that's penises.

It's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even. But it's not cool to ram it down someone else's throat unsolicited.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:46 pm
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Don't you mean stick it in someone's ear?


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 9:49 pm
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

Stanley : Well, if you caught a fish, and whoever you sold it to, they wouldn't have to pay for it. Then, the profits would, they'd go to the fish, if, eh, if you could, if you caught...

Oliver : I know exactly what you mean.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 10:04 pm
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Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 10:25 pm
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You'll always have too many bike tyres, but not the actual width, diameter, or compound that you need right now.


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 10:28 pm
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Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense

Any child, of any age, will like this:


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 10:33 pm
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No, that’s penises.

You sure? not everyone has one of those, only about half of our species in fact...

Both are valid enough truths, mine was just slightly truer 😉


 
Posted : 29/06/2022 11:42 pm
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Well, no, but most of the ones that don't can get as many as they like.


 
Posted : 30/06/2022 11:57 am
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In the main people are agreeable and amenable when a situation is going their way. How one reacts to disruption, disagreement and hardship shows more of their measure.

It is healthy to question and dissect perceived truths and doctrines, but too much scepticism and cynicism can be a barrier to understanding.

The world would be a better place if everyone danced like no one was watching at least once a week.

The older I get the more I appreciate comfortable clothes.


 
Posted : 01/07/2022 10:43 am
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The older I get the more I appreciate comfortable clothes.

Amen Brother/Sister


 
Posted : 01/07/2022 10:55 am
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life is too short to drink cheap nasty beer
[edit] the above rule has no correlation or causality to the flat roof pub principle


 
Posted : 01/07/2022 12:55 pm
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life is too short to drink cheap nasty beer

Or coffee, wine and whiskey.

There's always time for cake/steak bake/sausage roll.


 
Posted : 02/07/2022 9:35 am
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