[Closed] unidentified russian speaking militia..

He is a ****

See you next Tuesday

Yep, pretty shocking.

How Is their speaking Russian indicative of anything?

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Who do you think they are then Zulu? Enlighten us for once.

(You probably won't of course. Your likes rarely does.)

I think that given the Crimea is a semi autonomous region that has a long history of deep connections with Russia, both historically and ethnically (the majority population there is Russian and qualify for Russian passports) then they've got a perfectly good argument for self determination.

If they want independence from whats going on in the rest of Ukraine (and the unconstitutional overthrow of a democratically elected president) and choose to throw their hat in the ring with Russia, then Russia will welcome them with open arms and move to protect them, just like they did with South Ossetia, and that if the Ukranian government tries to stand in their way they will get booted in the arse.

Would it be that different from what we did in Kosovo, when they decided to break off on their own?

How Is their speaking Russian indicative of anything?

I like a bit of Devil's Advocate as much as the next man, but that's just being wilfully naive.

But who do you think they are?

Would it be that different from what we did in Kosovo, when they decided to break off on their own?

Why not change the habits of a lifetime and try your best to stick to the point. Just for once, as part of your new incarnation.

So, who do you think they are?

Russia has admitted they have moved troops into Ukraine and the fact that they are wearing the latest Russian uniforms is indicative of Putin pinning for the USSR

And seeing his opportunity while the new government was still forming

A Ukrainian friend on Facebook was asking why the west hasn't tried to stop this invasion

fair play to putin, he sounds tough plays rough sod everyone else and thier pontificating , dancing around the issue

Didn't think this would happen so quickly! Hopefully this is some kind of mission to protect ethnic Russians incrimea I doubt it though

A Ukrainian friend on Facebook was asking why the west hasn't tried to stop this invasion

Because like all bullies, we only pick on people significantly weaker than ourselves

Russia has admitted they have moved troops into Ukraine

I thought they actually admitted they had moved troops IN crimea, not INTO - it they had positioned troops to defend their existing military instillations around the ports etc,

The parliament building/airport troops haven't been confirmed as Russian however

I think that if they were really Russian (i.e. Russian troops under Russian control), we would have seen a bloody sight more of them than appear to have turned up so far 😀

If they go in, they won't be pissing about with a few trucks and BTR's 8)

Really worrying stuff. It would be nice if someone had the guts to stand up to Putin

Helicopters and troop transporters arrived from russia at sevastpol airport today (according to news nights and footage on the web) after these mystery troops occupied the airport

Your naivety about the 'benevolence' of Putin is touching ninfan

Thank **** Bush 'N' Blair aren't still in the driving seat. WW3.

Because like all bullies, we only pick on people significantly weaker than ourselves

and

this:

Thank **** Bush 'N' Blair aren't still in the driving seat. WW3.

Your naivety about the 'benevolence' of Putin is touching ninfan

Hey, no naivety needed - as far as I'm concerned, If NATO can 'protect' Kosovo by bombing people and invading, then Russia can 'protect' [i]its own citizens in Crimea[/i] in the same way!

Anyway, who do you think they are Zulu?

They aren't its own citizens,they are Ukrainians?

Russia has finally confirmed that it has moved troops into Ukraine's restive Crimea region, after speculation about Moscow's involvement

- [url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10668357/Russia-admits-that-it-has-moved-troops-in-Ukraine.html ]sauce[/url]

...another mystery solved.

Speaking of "sauce"

Several dozen men in camouflage uniforms and carrying AK-74 assault rifles and PK 7.62 mm machine guns occupied a restaurant.

Sounds like they were just having a lads night out.

Is this connected to the recent Top Gear trip through this part of the world?

Let Russia have Crimea.

My worry is the Prime Minister.

My worry is the Prime Minister.

I worry [i]for[/i] the Prime Minister.
That quiff could collapse at any minute.

My worry is the Prime Minister.

Who? And why?

So who's king of Ukraine now? That blonde milf with the princess-leah do?

Your naivety about the 'benevolence' of Putin is touching ninfan

no wrong principle - hos principle is to take a tenous position that is nearly justifiable in order to rile the Lefties

Annoying lefties is his Sole purpose and principle [ oh and denial]

NO one knows if he means anything that he says not even ninfan.

Welcome to Sevastopol 'Where we are also Russia'

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So far:

(democratically elected) PM of autonomous Crimea takes control of police, armed forces and authorities in the region, moves referendum for 30th March and asks for Russian protection
Transitional Ukranian government declare this illegal
Putin asks upper chamber for authority to deploy forces to protect Russian citizens in Ukraine

Edit: apparently Russian Duma has now authorised deployment of 'stabilisation force'

Here we go 8)

Interesting times...

Let's see how much flex Obama has now.

Apparently Obama has 'insulted the Russian people' and a request has been made to withdraw the Russian ambassador to the US. Is anybody else feeling like it's time our patience with Russia came to an end?

"our"?

Is anybody else feeling like it's time our patience with Russia came to an end?

Thank goodness the West has avoided any 'illegal' invasions. Our moral authority at times like this would be at a real low ebb otherwise...

Our patience with Russia? Perhaps they are losing patience with what they perceive as western interference in Ukraine. I am not entirely unsympathetic with the wishes of either the majority in Crimea, or Putin's stance on the matter.

I see some difficult elements among those who have forced a change of government in Kiev, and, TBH, the least messy option is to allow the peaceful secession of Crimea rather than confront Russia over the region.

Ukraine is bankrupt, systemically corrupt, and light years from the stabilising influence of EU membership. I can perfectly understand why Putin does not want another unstable republic snapping at his borders.

America (and ourselves) are lucky to be bordered principally by ocean or highly stable countries. Easy to make pronouncements about democracy in those circumstances.

Russia has got loads of oil so I guess the west could kick-off in theory. It'd be bloody risky though. Russia's pretty hard. It'd be a bit like starting a fight with the big dim-witted kid at school: you could look really bad-ass in front of the girls. You could end up with a broken back.

Is anybody else feeling like it's time our patience with Russia came to an end?

No, not really.

Is anybody else feeling like it's time our patience with Russia came to an end?

Depends. Can I still buy their vodka?

gonna get interesting, which ever side of the political fence you normally sit yourself, be prepared for some hard questions.

I doubt I'll be asked tbh.

😀

"What's the square root of 1254876.987?"

If I get asked that, I'm out. ➡

@Piemonster

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

43

Has Zulu answered who he thinks they are yet?

43

Close enough.

Let's assume that HM = Human and
HR = Horse
HM + HR = 74
2HM + 4HR = 196
(2HM + 4HR) - (2 HM + 2HR) = 196 - 148
2HR = 48
HR = 24
HM + (24) = 74
HM = 74 - 24
HM = 50

So, the solution is 24 horses and 50 humans.

The Crimea is home to the Russian Black Sea fleet...so I'm guessing they'll have a Noooklier hoard. A period of stability might be what's needed.Did I hear on the BBC that one of the protagonists is called Fukov or similar?

Did I hear on the BBC that one of the protagonists is called Fukov or similar?

I wonder if he has any relatives in Germany...

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Mrs Stoner and I were talking about this this morning. She's cycled across the Crimean peninsula - the mountains behind balaclava she says are stunning. Im not sure though how seriously to take her though as she described the Crimea having been given to Ukraine by it's bezzie mate Kruschev while pissed. But she did live in Moscow for seven years so she may have developed a slightly twisted view on things 😯

Mrs Stoner and I were talking about this this morning. She's cycled across the Crimean peninsula - the mountains behind balaclava she says are stunning. Im not sure though how seriously to take her though as she described the Crimea having been given to Ukraine by it's bezzie mate Kruschev while pissed. But she did live in Moscow for seven years so she may have developed a slightly twisted view on things

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Do you have a rollodex on your desk of gifs with cross-referenced keywords Jamie? 🙂

No. Just a good memory of all the shit that I have seen on the internet over the last 15+ years.

...it's a curse, rather than a gif(t). 😯

...it's a curse, rather than a gif.

Very, very good!

Close enough.

Let's assume that HM = Human and
HR = Horse
HM + HR = 74
2HM + 4HR = 196
(2HM + 4HR) - (2 HM + 2HR) = 196 - 148
2HR = 48
HR = 24
HM + (24) = 74
HM = 74 - 24
HM = 50
So, the solution is 24 horses and 50 humans.

that's quite a big assumption there.

Have you not considered the following solution?
Horses 25, two-legged humans 47, one-legged humans 2

What about the horse named tripod?

Ahem....

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I was discounting 3 legged horses since horses with broken legs don't seem to have a very long life expectancy

No. Just a good memory of all the shit that I have seen on the internet over the last 15+ years.

...it's a curse, rather than a gif(t).