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[url= http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jan/18/uk-storms-divine-retirubtion-gay-marriage-ukip ]"I wrote to David Cameron in April 2012 to warn him that disasters would accompany the passage of his same-sex marriage bill"[/url]
Mr Silvester, the disapproving wrath of The Almighty is but nothing compared to the big fat LOLZ that your pre-diluvian wibble hath given me.
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I think antediluvian would date his attitude pretty well
Who on earth votes for these fruit loops?
More free publicity
Seems legit
Lulz at the swans in the article pic, are they Muslim d'ya think?
What a ****.
scaredypants - MemberI think antediluvian would date his attitude pretty well
Slight tangent, but do they let homosexualists into the Buffalos? 😀
I think he should move to russia
It's not [i]that[/i] out there. God has previous for doing this kind of shit after all.
I think he thinks he should move to Russia
well, i can't see anyone who can prove the rains AREN'T as a direct result of gay marriage... can you?
really makes you think
Which God is in the frame for this? Poseidon?
really makes you think
Yes - it makes me think that UKIP councillors are [i]really[/i] idiotic, as opposed to plain idiotic.
Hallelujah!
it's the god which dare not speak its nameWhich God is in the frame for this? Poseidon?
5thElefant - Member
Which God is in the frame for this? Poseidon?
Nah, he loves teh gheys
He needs to go for some kind of UKIP meta-narrative, whereby gay Romanians can be blamed for climatic instability.
Scary to think that so many in the UK believe that a vote for UKIP is a good idea. I accept that many have no faith in Lib/Lab/Con but still!!!!
You think that's scary!? People that actually believe in God are allowed to stand for parliament. That's scary.
you have to remember that it isn't a UKIP opinion; as their spokesperson said, it's not their fault that their policies attract people who are frigging nuts
Did none of you play Populous? Of course that's why it's flooding, wait a few more levels and the volcanos will start.
frigging nuts
The frigging of nuts is a disgusting & unnatural practice, and may I remind you that it has been forced upon us - the people of this once "Great" Britain - because of the EU.
The god that is in his head seems to be a bit of a thick prick, doesn't he - flooding Henley where some of the [s]nutters[/s] err, righteous, live.
He's got an invisible bearded friend in the sky.
Is it really reasonable to expect him to have a sensible opinion on anything ?
I thinks ol' beardy is pissed at the brazillians too
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The best thing the press could do is not report on this garbage. Gives them air time to spout their drivel.
The best thing this guy can do is find the nearest tall object to throw himself off.
Oh I dunno. It's happening often enough that people might start to think they're all nuts, rather than just some of them.
I feel a trip to UKIP on Farcebook coming on.
He may well be correct in his assumptions, but lets wait for a scientific analaysis from Bill on the couch, on breakfast tv on Monday.
Yep, everyone who votes UK I must think the same
everyone who votes UK I
In more upright and deity-fearing societies than that of our own once-Great & now-declining Britannia, it's a well known fact that the sexual habits of UKIP voters lead to crop failure. And plagues of locusts.
*Shakes fist, points at sky.
Bloody phone
Barnsleymitch to the forum....
I blame Thatcher....
we've seen pics of his partner - didn't [i]look[/i] like a blokeBarnsleymitch to the forum....
Yep, everyone who votes UK I must think the same
Why let reality get in the way of my confirmation bias. No fun whatsoever.
Why let reality get in the way
You are ignoring the [i]powerful[/i] subliminal messaging in that post, mind. Or it might have just been scandal's phone, playing up due to gay interference with the weather.
Yep, everyone who votes UK [b]I must think the same[/b]
Must not... think... the... same.
What a complete dick end!
Mrs Mitch has the breasts of a Greek goddess, I'll have you know 😆 As for this tube from UKIP, if you're daft enough to believe their policies enough in the first place, I don't suppose this is too much of a quantum leap for you.
Were the Greeks a major sweater wearing culture in the past?
Yes, they were, and allegedly also invented that there gay business.
Mrs Mitch has the breasts of a Greek goddess,
I agree wholeheartedly with the Right Honourable gentleman.
So it's not man made global warming? Easy peasy. Recant gay marriage laws and turn the heating to full blast.
Mrs Mitch has the breasts of a Greek goddess,
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horae ]Hora[/url] is a Greek goddess, make of that what you will.
I'm very happily married, but if I was single, I'd probably have a go on hora 😆
I blame Thatcher
She saved us from people like you.
Coming from northern Ireland this seems quite normal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25795084
Google Ian paisley says no to sodomy
Does this mean Russia needs to be encouraging gayness to make sure they get storms and enough snow for the winter olympics?
Which God is in the frame for this? Poseidon?
it's the god which dare not speak its name
All I did was say that piece of halibut was good enough for Poseidon.
Ooh, I do hope it was Poseidon., we can then have an adventure on a capsized boat with a priest who looks a lot like Gene Hackman 😀
"Whether Jain or Sikh or Buddhist or Sufi or Zoroastrian or Jewish or Muslim or Baptist or Hindu or Catholic or Baha'i or Animist or any other mainstream or minor religion or movement, we are taught as a tolerant society to accept a diversity of ideologies."
But not sikhs, they can **** off.
The guy might have a point, I mean I'm not great on history, but I'm pretty sure there were no wars, diseases or natural disasters until we legalised gay marriage.
Believing god caused storms is less crazy than many other religious beliefs. If you believe there is an all powerful god then it's a pretty small step to believe he might affect the weather.
I think it's spot on and can't see what's wrong with his views at all.
Oh wait- ****ing nutter
God told me directly that he is doing it to punish the rise of ukip. If people support ukip he is going to punish them individually by making them say stupid things in public.
irc - Member
Believing god caused storms is less crazy than many other religious beliefs. If you believe there is an all powerful god then it's a pretty small step to believe he might affect the weather.
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But not stop murder and rape and...
[url= https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast ]UKIP Shipping Forecast[/url].
Believing god caused storms is less crazy than many other religious beliefs. If you believe there is an all powerful god then it's a pretty small step to believe he might affect the weather.
I don't see why gay people should bother our supposed omnipotent Creator so much. If God really did flood large parts of our country just because we've managed to become a bit more tolerant of our fellow human beings, he/she is throwing out some really mixed messages.
he/she is throwing out some really mixed messages
Nothing new...
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Have we found out one way or the other if the gays are to blame yet?
As I was walking to the shop the other morning, an elderly lady in wellies was checking the sandbags that were keeping the floodwater from her front door.. I asked if she needed any help and she replied 'no thanks dear, unless you can do something about the bumders..'!!
That is brilliant drlex, cheers!
It's mardi gras in Sydney in a few weeks....
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Should I expect floods? Or is UKIPs deity UK-specific?
edit: points for identifying any STW "big-hitters" in the pic above
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"It's mardi gras in Sydney in a few weeks...."
It always rains on Mardi Gras FACT
This storm damage is very suspicious;
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Thanks for the shipping forecast, I missed that! Nice.
Is it a sort of Delayed reaction from God?
I mean the UK started amending legislation in favour of same sex partnerships back in 2010, so is the recent flooding down to that or more recent Parliamentary votes and legislative action? Has this been brewing for a while?
Or is that part of the whole mysterious logic of retribution from on high, like a parent that randomly smacks their kid and then asks [I]"Now what do you think that was for?"[/I] and it turns out it was actually for something they did weeks ago...
If God as our supposed divine parent is Angry with some of His/her Human "Children" for being gay and the rest of us for not picking on them enough and bullying them straight. Just where abouts in the heavens should we point the antenna to summon celestial social services?
If David Silvester is right and [I]"Our Farther who art in Heaven"[/I] is really punishing all of us by flood because a few of us are gay, then we really need to get onto the Galactic equivalent of childline sharpish... It's pretty serious parental abuse IMO!
Who knows how angry He'll get when he see's all the other stuff we've been up to, Has God seen the internet yet?
Quick Hide it! He's going to be furious if he finds it!
Well, I happen to know that one of the largest flood risk management projects in the UK has some senior member of the project team that are gay, they are even in relationships.
I can't work out what this chap would make of this, presumably some sort of logic vortex will open up and swallow all of humanity.
What! Gay people in charge of things?!?!
Next you'll be telling me we've given them the vote...
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