[Closed] UKIP: Ban cyclists and the unemployed from our roads!

funniest thing ive read today.

particularly like the ukip spokesperson saying, that not in our manifesto. er, what is then? anytime you like to formalise something.

I have a feeling that as soon as the economy becomes slightly better everyone wants Labour in govt quickly because of the view that things can become better instantly. Like we want to eat our cake we want to eat it now!

If that is the case the cycle of Tories in govt will be short lived and as such the national debts, whatever that is, will never go down quick enough. Essentially, passing on the burden to the next generation but who cares you could be dead by then.

Tories means belt tightening to reduce debts but with the entire population being sweeten by the mentality of welfare state this will always be painful. Yes, many will suffer but then you have not had it so good for so long by comparison to many around the world.

UKIP is essentially a party that try to voice out something that both the above refused to acknowledge from the voters perspective. May it be immigrations or getting out of EU.

Lib Dem is so detached they don't make sense so not elect any of their members are simply wrong too, same goes to Green. Green is merely a side show ... good for balancing the voice of concern but they can be living in fairytale land.

I have voted for them one time or another but never staying with any of them for more than necessary.

I simply cannot understand the die hard mentality of supporting one party.

If there are many more like me that vote whoever I like aren't we the ones that are Kings/Queens maker? Aren't you lot suppose to bow down and kiss our shoes?

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UKIP is essentially a party that try to voice out something that both the above refused to acknowledge from the voters perspective. May it be immigrations or getting out of EU.

Exactly, and this is why the established parties are worried enough to have to invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread. I had a Labour flyer through my letterbox yesterday claiming UKip would privatise health care - which shows how worried they are that about UKip, and how much trouble they are in with Wallace at the helm. I can't wait for May, it should be fun. BTW, UKip.would get my vote if we didn't have a good Tory MP in our constituency. 😀

this is why the established parties are worried enough to have to invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread

Sorry, what was "invented"?

UKIP have acknowledged the original story and dropped the Lynton Yates as a candidate.

If it was invented then surely they might have said something?

invent the sort of scare stories posted at the start of this thread.

Clearly, you're not beyond a bit of invention yourself. I think you ought to give UKIP your vote if you're that aroused by them.

Sorry, what was "invented"?
UKIP have acknowledged the original story and dropped the Lynton Yates as a candidate.
If it was invented then surely they might have said something?

Hey, I didn't even read the OP's post, never mind the thread :D, I'm just trying to wind up the socialistrackworld contingent. UKip now speak for the working class folk in my northern town, and Labour don't anymore. Lucky for me, I live out in the country.

 

You could learn how to do quotes and stuff too, when you stop masturbating because you got a reaction.

I didn't even read the OP's post, never mind the thread

It looks like you've never read anything. Ever.

I didn't even read the OP's post, never mind the thread 😀

Have you considered running as a UKIP candidate? You seem well qualified.
I hear they have an unexpected opening in Leicestershire.

Hey, Deadly, calm down son! 😀

son

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I'm so happy I'm not [i]your[/i] son. I'd be running the risk of being at least half like you. And that would be too much.

Have you considered running as a UKIP candidate? You seem well qualified.

Thank you, what a complement 😀

deadlydarcy - Member
... that aroused by them.

.. masturbating

Are you fixated with self abused of your little man? 😯
Your will go blind and your hand will grow hairs if you do it often. 😆

I am voting UKIP too in a Labour strong hold ...

I won't mind being aroused as I thought only pron can do that but now there is something new according to you so let's see if it works. 😆

I didn't even read the OP's post, never mind the thread

I won't mind being aroused beyond than pron.

I am voting UKIP

only pron

I imagine this is your only refuge chewkw. And guns of course. Lets not forget how aroused you get by guns.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member
Is that supposed to mean something?

Oh sorry. missed that bit otherwise I wouldn't have expected anything you say to make sense.
As you were, dribble away

deadlydarcy - Member
I imagine this is your only refuge chewkw. And guns of course. Lets not forget how aroused you get by guns.

See, see what I mean ... fixated on arousal, again, this boy is. Stop playing with your little man. FFS! 😆

deadlydarcy = arousal ... 😯

Yes, it's called democratic rights so I can vote whoever I want!

Yes, you can. You can also choose to keep quiet about it. If, however, you actively broadcast your intentions and views, then you can expect some dissent.

P.S.

The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It's just the look on the cat's face that does it for me.

dannyh - Member
Yes, you can. You can also choose to keep quiet about it. If, however, you actively broadcast your intentions and views, then you can expect some dissent.

Yes, I like dissent. Not a problem really. Seriously I do not expect anyone to agree with me. If nobody argues STW is going to be a very boring place to be in. I like alternative viewpoints the more the better as this makes it more lively.

Put it this way, would you argue with yourself? Like speaking to the mirror? Talking to like minded people is exactly like that. Boring.

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dannyh - Member

P.S. The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It's just the look on the cat's face that does it for me.

I think it is really rude to call people female genital. Don't forget our mother is female too so it's like calling your own mum ... 🙄

This made me laugh, as posted (in error I hope) by Rotheram UKIP in the local paper:

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/11305716/Ukips-tweet-crackdown-amid-embarassing-scandals.html

I think it is really rude to call people female genital. Don't forget our mother is female too so it's like calling your own mum ...

Doesn't stop it being funny, though. Particularly that now ex-picture.

P.S.

The Dr Seuss picture nearly made me piss my pants. It's just the look on the cat's face that does it for me.

I think I'm going to get it printed on a t-shirt 😉

Time to check my inbox for warning messages from the mods.

would you argue with yourself?

I think you would, yes. I think the world would collapse in on itself if you did though. So please don't. Just stick to looking at pictures of guns and masturbating.

dannyh - Member
Doesn't stop it being funny, though. Particularly that now ex-picture.

Yes, funny at times but some would be offended (I am not offended) but for me I just think it's too vulgar. The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie ... eeewwweeehhhh ..

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deadlydarcy - Member

would you argue with yourself?

I think you would, yes. [b]I think the world would collapse in on itself if you did though.[/b] So please don't. [b]Just stick to looking at pictures of guns and masturbating.[/b]

You are funny. I like youuu! But Not in the man love way. 😆

Yes, funny at times but some would be offended (I am not offended) but for me I just think it's too vulgar. The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie ... eeewwweeehhhh ..

That's even more sexist than me actually using the word.... 😛

The image of a person with vulva head is very odd. A bit like that Alien movie ...

I think you might mean Predator?

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Tom_W1987 - Member
That's even more sexist than me actually using the word....

Wwwhhaattt! 😯

How can that be?

GrahamS - Member
I think you might mean Predator?

No, not that one ... the one with the story that supposed to precede Alien, the one that seeded the planet ... the one that appeared in the cave. Bloody heck I cannot even remember the title of the movie now coz it shite.

edit: found it. It's called Prometheus. This is the fellow ... eewwweee bloody tap worm like thing with some sort of vulva head. Don't stick yours in there ... not good.

[img] http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=315344 [/img]

Yes, it's called democratic rights so I can vote whoever I want! However I like. Yes! Are you going to tell me how to vote too or what to eat or how to live? Yes? No? I love democracy me.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member
Yup, democracy's great, There are idiots and there's a party for you/them to waste your vote on while you spout meaningless drivel about "common sense solutions".

How can it be meaningless or waste of vote? Everyone votes for something that means something to them is it not?

To me all those political talks are drivel and the only difference between them is the ability to spin better than the others. The one that spin better wins. 🙄

By the way, the guy has been removed as an electoral candidate by his party.

samuri - Member
By the way, the guy has been removed as an electoral candidate by his party.

Good. He is better off keeping his mouth shut. Now, new candidate please ...

edit: FFS! Can mod remove that Predator (including the other alien) please ... that thing keeps looking at me ... 😯

Everyone votes for something that means something to them is it not?

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member

I don't agree with anything that clown said to be honest hence there may be logic but unrealistic.

I will still vote for Farage but I vote for him as he got the guts to shout around that non of the major political parties dare to. 😆

As for others who vote for a particular political ideology and think they are god sent (political ideology/policy etc) ... Geeezzz ... they deserve all they get.

Try typing with two hands chewkw. You might begin to make some sense.

You're not [i]still[/i] masturbating are you? 😯 You'll make it disappear!

deadlydarcy - Member

Try typing with two hands chewkw. You might begin to make some sense.

You're not still masturbating are you? You'll make it disappear!

No, no I am not masturbating as I don't want sticky keyboard.

I do have both hands on the keyboard though because someone is wrong on the interweb. 😆

I will still vote for Farage

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member
Personally though, I'd be a bit embarrassed about mentioning it in public

Crikey do you have to post a pic of that bloke? Who is he?

Anyway, you will find this sort of people in all parties mind you. i.e. extreme thinking, just that some may not broadcast it aloud.

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To me all those political talks are drivel and the only difference between them is the ability to spin better than the others. The one that spin better wins.

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^^^ He is good.

Look at that grin, that grin ... I voted for him I think.

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D'oh! Double vision ... double post.

Ban unemployed cyclists. There sorted.

Crikey do you have to post a pic of that bloke? Who is he?

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member

Crikey do you have to post a pic of that bloke? Who is he?

UKIP thicko in not able to work Google shocker

Plenty of people like that bloke on the planet unfortunately ... 😕

Plenty of people like that bloke on the planet [b]unfortunately[/b]

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member
What's unfortunate - UKIP candidate= got your vote, no?

That is not a UKIP candidate but just a voter like many others.

Or are you following the UKIP line of being too stupid/lazy to find out what you're talking about before spouting off?

I know my reasons (logical or illogical) for voting for a particular candidate but others just disagree with my choice.

You do know that when you own up to taking UKIP seriously, people know you're an idiot, you don't need to prove it?

😆 I think you are taking yourself too seriously. Relax man, relax. This is interweb and we are all low in brain juice like it or not. Besides, I am voting UKIP in a Labour stronghold so how much impact can that be? Or how hard can that be?

However, if UKIP can win a seat in a Labour stronghold of NE then Labour/Lib Dem(councils) will have a serious problem. They are both not only out of touch but out of ideas. Consider this, if the people with low brain juice can feel the pinch then you have a serious issue, bear in mind these are the people that can be manipulated and normally do not even know truly know what hit them ...

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That is not a UKIP candidate but just a voter like many others.

we are all low in brain juice like it

Anyway, sorry, but I find racist, misogynistic, bigoted, ignorant halfwits boring, so eh'm oot.

ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member

That is not a UKIP candidate but just a voter like many others.

like I said, too stupid or lazy...

I am afraid there are too many that will infiltrate the party to get their own agenda across ... let's see how they progress to something civilised.

some more than others, as you seem to be determined to prove

Anyway, sorry, but I find racist, misogynistic, bigoted, ignorant halfwits boring, so eh'm oot.

Look, I don't know what your agenda is so you might want to clarify that for me.

Question - Have you voted for one party all your life?

Mine is simple. No party should be comfortable and must be made to work very hard for their position i.e. job, regardless of their ideology. To me they are all bureaucratic ZMs.

That bloke might have a bright future chubby. I mean look how a man arrested prior to a football match against "The Auld Enemy" in London can rise to be the justice minister in the Scottish Parliament. Idiots and their followers indeed. 😉

Count your blessing that UKIP is as they are otherwise some of the so called workers' representation parties will be in trouble.

If UKIP really want to be a serious contender all they got to do is slow down a bit ...

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edit: need more replies to get to another page as I don't want to look at the Predator ... s/he is watching me ... 😯

However, if UKIP can win a seat in a Labour stronghold of NE then Labour/Lib Dem(councils) will have a serious problem. They are both not only out of touch but out of ideas.

The "out of touch" [url= http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/newcastle-leads-way-space-cycling-support-145260 ]Newcastle council has the strongest support for the Space For Cycling campaign outside of London[/url], the council leader actually led the last mass ride through the city, and the council succeeded in securing the Cycle City Ambition Funds to improve cycling infrastructure.

So your plan is to shake them up a bit by voting in a party that is demonstrably anti-cycling?

(not to mention the xenophobia, homophobia, misogyny and general stupidity)

Just for the dimwit

NIGEL FARAGE: “People only think UKIP are racist because they’re looking at what our members say, do and campaign about.”

GrahamS - Member
The "out of touch" Newcastle council has the strongest support for the Space For Cycling campaign outside of London, the council leader actually led the last mass ride through the city, and the council succeeded in securing the Cycle City Ambition Funds to improve cycling infrastructure.

You call that cycle lane? More like hazardous lane ...

Until they create a proper cycle lane (not sharing with cars etc) I ain't putting my life in danger. You can cycle around if you wish but I am not.

[b]I want Scandinavian style cycle lane ... [/b]

So your plan is to shake them up a bit by voting in a party that is demonstrably anti-cycling?

Makes no difference really as there are hardly proper cycle lanes.

(not to mention the xenophobia, homophobia, misogyny and general stupidity)

Yes, they do have some candidates with low brain juice but all parties have except theirs are more obvious because they are a small party, while many of the larger parties seem to have them hiding somewhere in the background without getting noticed.

Yes but other parties have the sense to keep the people with low brain juice hidden in the background.

In UKIP those people are the candidates you are voting for, the people that will represent you on a national and international level.

Regarding cycling, Chi Onwurah MP spoke passionately and at length during the "Get Britain Cycling" parliamentary debate. A debate which helped drive the changes in gov attitude to cycling that we are seeing recently.

That's proper representation.

A UKIP guy would be too busy banging on about how all the congestion was caused by unemployed homosexual immigrants on bikes. 😀

I want Scandinavian style cycle lane ...

Don't we all? Do you reckon UKIP are the party to give you it?

Read the responses from their candidate in Cambridge.
Bear in mind he is answering questions from the Cambridge Cycle Campaign in a city with a LOT of voting cyclists:

http://www.camcycle.org.uk/elections/2013maycounty/eastchesterton/

They ask him if he would support proposals for Dutch style segregated lanes and he says:
"No. This proposal amounts to theft from the people who pay to use roads and the benefit given to those who don't." 🙄

I would agree with that Graham. I disagree with UKIP objectives. They are fairly new and far from polished. Any one that thinks UKIP are the sole preserve of racists is deluding themselves.

Graham,

They ignore the voters at their own peril really if they do not engage their brain energy before speaking.

If they say no to cycling in Cambridge, Dutch style lane, then they need to test out their theory by putting it to the voters. If the voters disagree then they don't get voted in. Simple. But I doubt the entire Cambridge population is cycling voters. Might be the norm to cycle around but the population is definitely not just cyclists. Who knows majority might not like to see cyclists but just prefer not voice out ...

My view is that UKIP will go through the process of evolution by selecting and deselecting candidates as they go along until such time as they can be taken seriously. At the moment there are plenty of rough edges in them ... just like any party that first started their political journey. 😮

Edit: I like Ed Milliband (entertainment value) but some of the front bench candidates really make me puke esp. the Balls (both), Chuka Umunna, Flint ...