[Closed] Two thirds of a pint? Say what now?

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In fairness, hipster strength IPA will have you on the floor if you drink pints!

Greene King shite it ain't.

Surely ordering two halves would have got you closer to what you wanted?!

Does sound odd though. Wouldn't go there again!

Glass with a stem? Tulip glass I think the Hipsters call them. Apparently the beer tastes better out of a tulip glass.

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"Toothers" have been around for aaagggeeess, man. Works well for beers that get served cold I sell shed loads of it in the summer. Aussie idea I believe. Proper beer* however is still sold in pints.

*Brown, no fizz.

Surely ordering two halves would have got you closer to what you wanted?!

Tru dat. My mate had a half of the lager. I didn't even look at what they gave me for change from a tenner but there were no notes...just a few coins. 😡

Glass with a stem? Tulip glass I think the Hipsters call them. Apparently the beer tastes better out of a tulip glass.

It does, you want all that dry hop arroma to stay in the glass, not disappear.

'Pint' glasses are only the tapered shape they are to trick you into drinking quicker. They look fuller from above than from the side, so you sit there thinking everyone else is drinking quicker than you.

Depends on the bar, if there's sausage rolls on the bar and the beer comes out of a sparkler tap then it's probably not going to be of much benefit. A dry hopped and keged beer from a faucet OTOH will.

2/3rds at 5% is enough yah?

Aussies drink "Schooners" - similar sort of measure. Lake District pub/brewery we stayed in did three thirds on a wooden tray so you could try their different brews, I decided 3 pints was a better tasting system 🙂

Gig 🙁 was supposed to see Elvis Costello last night but show cancelled last minute

In my experience the phrase 'I'm afraid we don't serve pints sir..." is your cue to turn and run for the hills as fast as your little legs will carry you. It is ALWAYS a precursor to you being bent over and them going in dry

Last time I had this was in a poncey Italian. I was then charged 4 quid for half a *ing Perroni!!! [b]FOUR *ING QUID!!! FOR HALF A *ING LAGER?!!! 8 QUID A *ING PINT?!!!!! [/b] 😯

Its as big a scam as leaving the mud on vegetables, then doubling the price!

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2/3rds at 5% is enough yah?

No cos it's only 66% of the booze i would be expecting making it effectively 3.4% AKA - Kestrel.

Also Why TF would not want to get pissed from drining beer - That's the ****ing point!

There's a pub like that near me. 2/3 costs just under the 'normal' price of a pint so it doesn't seem too expensive but actually is.

As it only serves hipster artisan brands I'd never heard of I asked for "something like Innis & Gunn" (not totally unreasonable - this is Edinburgh and that is a small Edinburgh brewery).
Instead of my 2/3 pints I received a detailed lecture from the barman on exactly why I&G's brewing practices where sub-standard

If this gets north of Deansgate, I'm leaving.

Aussies drink "Schooners" - similar sort of measure.

Stupid name though, everyone knows a Schooner is a large, 2 masted yacht, with the larger sail at the stern.

I received a detailed lecture from the barman on exactly why I&G's brewing practices where sub-standard

Oh and Edinburgh is way north of Deansgate. It's a pincer movement!

they do those fancy glasses here http://www.purecraftbars.com/birmingham/ thankfully the beer is good though and most of it locally brewed. and they don't ...ahem police too hard the fact that many of the receptacles leave by the front door never to return
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Which pubs that jamiep? So I don't go there.

As it only serves hipster artisan brands I'd never heard of I asked for "something like Innis & Gunn" (not totally unreasonable - this is Edinburgh and that is a small Edinburgh brewery).
Instead of my 2/3 pints I received a detailed lecture from the barman on exactly why I&G's brewing practices where sub-standard

Ohhh come on. They don't even brew. That's like calling Brant a frame builder in the same vein as Shand or Ben/Kinetic.

They buy in Tennants, stick it in oak barrels* and sell it to supermarkets.

*not even sure they do that anymore, I think they have some sort of pressurized vessel that 'oaks' the beer quicker.

Not sure I'd have been able to resist calling him an idiot and leaving. Do they also serve artisan Pomme Frites in an old carpet slipper?

Pfft! Coal shovels are where its at nowadays....

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Which pubs that jamiep? So I don't go there.

Different strokes for different folks . However anyone that says get in the sea should indeed get in the sea

Ah yeah, food and drink that comes with a story to justify a massive mark-up, they can mug someone else off with that.

I thought Hipsters were all dead now anyway? Spent 2 days roaming around London this week, not a single top knot or over elaborate beard to be seen!

Pfft! Coal shovels are where its at nowadays....

no fried egg or black pudding? I'm out - coal shovel or not..

I'm so far away from the bar scene that I had no idea that proper beers were coming in stemmed glasses now. Thought that was the preserve of Belgian beers only.

Anyway - bring back the dimpled pint jug - you know, more stable, and fits your hand nicely.

The Schooner thing in Aus is good because it can be really freackin hot so drinking out of smaller glasses is good for keeping the beer cool. But the glass is not too small so you still keep that manly edge.

Drinking real ale in the uk does not require a smaller than a pint glass, unless tasting. Christ they even brought out bigger glasses a few years ago so you don't have to moan at the busty whench for giving you too much head!!

Couldn't you have asked for 2 halves in one glass, darce?
Where was it? (not that I ever get the chance to visit trendy townie bars, being a yokel from south glos and all 😉 )

Tinas - agreed - Innis & Gunn is just a marketing company, not a brewery.

place like that near us serving american 'belgian style IPA' ( whatever TF that is ). pint price for 2/3 the volume. GTF.

Don't really understand the point of half pints + 2/3ds, that's only 90ml difference.

This is cropping up all over the place. It means you are charged as much as a pint, but don't get as much. Also, if you fancy slowing down and drinking halfs you cannot because they wont do them. It's a complete con.

Went in a Brewdog once, asked for an IPA, barman said they have 4 on tap, 5 in bottles, started talking about them like they were paintings in the Louvre. At this point I told him I was already half cut, so give me the cheapest one, as I wouldn't taste it anyway. Little prick carries on smiling and going through the marketing script at me. Took me 10 minutes to get a pint of over-refrigerated, over-hopped hipster alco-pop (Alco-hops?). Cost about £5.

Sounds like a double dunter is the only viable option here.

Though you'd have been well within your right to petrols bomb the place. 😆

. I didn't even look at what they gave me for change

How the other half live!

You lot, if it in't Brarn un as Un Ed on it, it ain't beer isyit.. 🙄

Some Craft Brewers, most I'd say have it correct. Brew own ales, take time and care over it, instil some bloody skill in the mix, use local ingredients and if you can (most can't seem to which is annoying) go Organic and sell it in 1/2 or 2/3rd's or 1 full pint, or plastic takeaway if you like. You also will get charged for it, and quite right too. Craftsmen are indeed worthy of spending good money on good quality ale.

But it has to be real ale, it has to taste good because thats the whole bloody point. ABV' is a blunt instrument of taste, be it 3% or 6% or whatever, the flavour is totally where its at.

If you drink froth from Burton on Trent then you have to accept your comments aren't really worth considering now are they....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... hark at 'im!

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american 'belgian style IPA' ( whatever TF that is )

American - source of the ingredients, they use a different base malt to Europe. Usually US 2-row barley rather than Maris Otter (most of England) or Golden Promise (Northern England and Scotland) and the hops are usually citrus, high in mycrenes and high in alpha acids.

Belgian - yeasts give flavors including banana, vanilla, apple and cloves.

IPA - it's been dry hopped, a lot, in this case with american hops.

CaptainFlashheart

How the other half live!

You are the other half!

He's two halves...

in a pint glass

Pfft! Coal shovels are where its at nowadays....

If I get served breakfast on a fing coal shovel, said server will end up wearing said coal shovel.....

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A PLATE?!

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In Oz we have halves (middy's) schooners (3/4 pint) and and pints.

No idea when the word schooner came into it. I remember my nan drinking schooners of sherry. Why we need three standards for beer now, is beyond me.

use local ingredients

Nope, most use vast quantities of American Hops, because that's whats trendy right now.

Next year it'll be trappists and sours as this years hop harvest was woefull.

But it has to be real ale, .

Oxymoron, Real-ale is a definition by CAMRA, a lot of Craft brewers don't sell it in that format because it's actually difficult for the pubs. If a pub want's to have a 'Craft' IPA on tap, if it's Cask (real ale) then it needs to be gone in 2-3 days otherwise it's off. A village pub isn't going to do anywhere near that mid-week. That's where keg's come in, they're pressurized, and remain sanitary so the beer lasts indefinitely. But it won't have a CAMRA "this is real ale" sticker on it, but in all likely hood will taste better, or at least hoppier & fresher.

If you drink froth from Burton on Trent then you have to accept your comments aren't really worth considering now are they....

Nothing wrong with ale from Burton. It's brewed there for very good reason, the water is great for Brown ales and Milds.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH A PLATE?!

I don't usually eat at the sort of place that inspires WE WANT PLATES rage but on sunday my burger came served on a sort of stupid long chopping board thing. There was nowhere to put the bits of salad I didn't want so after a little consideration I just chucked them on the table.

Tie their beards together and fling them seaward.
At low tide.
From cliffs.
Onto rocks.
Big, sharp, pointy ones.
ITOLTBU!

Late to the party...
2/3 is fine and a good idea.
Drink pints here unless it's bonkers strong.

Also get over yourselves

2/3rds of a pint?!??!

For DD, that's nearly an armful!

it does make you wonder how many bar owners/managers fervently believe that anything drunk out of a standard pint glass tastes like gnats piss and how many just think "hey, we can sell 2/3 of a pint and charge them more than the price of a normal pint, muahahahaha, MUGS!"

2/3rds of a pint?!??!

For DD, that's nearly [s]an armful[/s] a swimming pool!

 

Round my way it's for really strong speciality ales that are 7% plus, you don't want to be drinking it by the pint.

wondered how that would work with the weights and measures act, but apparently

Draught beer and cider - Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint

A third of a pint? 🙁

If I get served breakfast on a fing coal shovel, said server will end up wearing said coal shovel.....

Get over yourself?

No.

I'll not be sold a artisinal pint for twice the price by some nostalgic fopp, younger than my t-shirt, who thinks sweeping up in a brewery for 18 months qualifies him to squander his trust fund pushing up the price of decent beer.
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The sea's over there.
I'll look after your coat.

Why, we pay the right proportion for beer for the glass you get. It's quite simple

A few weeks ago was at a local pub car park beer festival. There was a guy there from meantime brewery (in Greenwich, geddit?)
He was giving us samples to try and telling us all about the beers- how ipa was invented for the ships going off with the east India company etc (so how you have a Belgian or American style ipa I don't know- like English style champagne?)
Any how the meantime ipa is 7.4% and tasted every bit that strong. I probably had a half altogether in small tasting shots. Wouldn't have wanted any more.
Anyone in Sheffield interested in decent beer I'd recommend this place we tried at the weekend:
http://www.sentinelbrewing.co/
They give you the option to buy it in 1/3, 1/2, pint or growlers to take away.
Food looked good although didn't try it and not sure how it is presented whether on fine porcelains or coal shovels

Nice work so far Rusty. 🙂

@wrecker, it's Bambalan, just opened at bottom of Colston tower. You can only see it properly from Colston Hall side though.

We did have a quick game of table tennis on the Cornholio tables they've installed on the balcony. Followed by Father John Misty. It was all very hipster. 😀

In fairness, hipster strength IPA will have you on the floor if you drink pints!

It's the same strength whether you drink it in pint glasses, litre tankards or shot glasses.

A third of a pint?

Common at beer festivals where you want to taste a wide variety of different things.

They give you the option to buy it in 1/3, 1/2, pint or growlers to take away.

Enterprising, but does that not affect the taste?

Does the weights and measures act not say it's 1/22 or a pint? Etc pretty sure when my mate ran a boozer if he had been serving up 2/3rds he wouldn't have been open if trading standards found out.

I cant be arsed with most of these hipster IPAs. Massively over hopped so that thats all you get in the nose and the tastebuds and too strong to have a decent session without ending up a dribbling incoherent wretch. I prefer something with a bit of depth not just HOPS! HOPS! HOPS!

Round my way it's for really strong speciality ales that are 7% plus, you don't want to be drinking it by the pint.

Enterprising, but does that not affect the taste?

bought a bottle of "IPA" from some bloke wearing sackloth pantaloons, a tweed waistcoat and a waxed moustache recently and it was horrific.

Beer was nice, but I wasn't paying for a lecture from a man in a waxed beard

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it does make you wonder how many bar owners/managers fervently believe that anything drunk out of a standard pint glass tastes like gnats piss and how many just think "hey, we can sell 2/3 of a pint and charge them more than the price of a normal pint, muahahahaha, MUGS!"

Thing is you've got to convince customers away from mega-brewery drink and onto something 'different'. Green King IPA tastes like it does because it's cheap. Compared to say a 7% IIPA there's about 50% more grain in the IIPA, and probably 4x-10x the hops.

As an example (because I have the recopies in front of me), to brew 20l

Timothy taylors landlord (I like landlord, it's just a convenient example of a cheap-ish brew)
4kg pale malt
2oz of UK hops

IIPA
6kg of grain (mostly pale, some carapils, some melanoidin)
15oz of USA hops

That's expensive. Roughly 5-8x more expensive, and it's stronger. Now if you're happy paying £3.50 a pint for normal beer, then that's roughly (because transport and the pubs overheads, etc are similar), £5 for a pint, or nearer £7 in London if you're normally paying £5.

So do you sell people a pint of beer at 50% more cost than the competition, or sell them a glass proportional to it's strength and flavor? You wouldn't serve Red wine in a pint, or Whiskey by the 250ml wine glass?

That and the fact people just following a crowd and drinking what they're told to drink rather than figuring it out for themselves will think stuff is better if it arrives in a fancy package and costs more, so 330ml measures and tulip glasses.

You wouldn't serve Red wine in a pint

Speak for yourself.

Where the shit provided by mainstream brewers of bland crap was awesome. Here is the clue it's a taste thing it's really quite personal.

I guess it's hard for people who can count how many pints they drink on their fingers to change

I cant be arsed with most of these hipster IPAs.

On the flip side I recently had the pleasure(?) of doing the Stalybridge - Dewsbury real ale trail and witnessed the irony of all the coked-up stag and hen party brigade drinking dark fruits strongbow in every pub. I reckon I'm more comfortable on the hipster side of the great beer divide 🙂

Speak for yourself.

I get told off at home for drinking pints of gin and tonic.

This all seems very complicated. Why take any unnecessary risks? Stick with what you know....

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I know my beer ta, and it was properly shit.

I can generally have a crack at most stuff this side of hobgoblin (although I'm no fan of porter). I'm pretty open minded and willing to explore to find a gem. This stuff was just plainly horrible.
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It tasted like the alcohol sat seperately to the beer, like a real spirit taste and had a disgusting aftertaste.

My old local used to sell beer priced according to strength. Good idea, imo. Also, with some of the really strong stuff, they only serve in halves.

Also, with some of the really strong stuff, they only serve in halves.

I went in a cider bar once in Bristol that only served in halves because it was allegedly so strong.

everyone just bought two halves...

Totally pro smaller brewers and diversity BTW.

Bonneville in bits etc, drank in some of Manchester and Salford's finest shiteholes in the days when you couldn't get decent beer in the city centre.
Delighted at how things have improved.

But CAMRA was about putting real beer back into local pubs at prices people could afford.
Not identikit, over strength IPA sold to idiots by shysters at prices that would make a printer ink magnate weep with envy.

Beer died the day they sold Hartleys. Everything else tastes of regret of disappointment now.

[quote=howsyourdad1 ]Different strokes for different folks . However anyone that says get in the sea should indeed get in the sea

Off you go then...

I'm on the fence about the 2/3rds thing. It is a bit poncey and pointless (just go for a half if it's silly strength and you don't want to get too hammered) but then again you get (equally poncy) 330ml bottles.

People that have just opened up artisan craft beer hipster places and go on about it (i.e. regurgitate the brewery's marketing spiel) in the same way Rapha clad nu-roadies set up bike shops selling only ridiculously pricey and "better cos it is" bikes and parts to people that will never ever race on it wind me up though. Get a grip.

Imagine if you came from somewhere that had 1/3, half, 2/3 and pint measures based on the style and substance of the beer. Then come to a place that only serves 2 sizes and people getting up their arse about it.

Very nearly had a similar issue to DD last night:

Two pints of craft lager & two small bowls of wasabi peas. "That'll be fifteen pounds please."

It was only the barman holding on the to £20 note that stopped me falling backwards.

"Craft" lager? In Shepherd's Bush? For FIFTEEN ****ING QUID!

I bought a bottle of "IPA" from some bloke wearing sackloth pantaloons, a tweed waistcoat and a waxed moustache recently and it was horrific.

It wasn't the guy who runs The Incredible Brewing Company was it? (Your pic on one of your other posts isn't showing.)

"Craft" lager? In Shepherd's Bush? For FIFTEEN **** QUID!

Any establishment that puts the words 'craft' and lager' together, without bursting into hysterical fits of laughter, deserves to be fire-bombed!

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Ah, I've just seen your pic wrecker. I knew exactly who you meant as soon as you described him. And the reason I know him is I know where he brews all his stuff; in a storage unit in Broomhill at the storage company where I store all my kit. 😀

Ha! I spent a good few of my formative years living in Broomhill!One of the little council flats, I forget the name of the crescent.
The owner is a bit of a dick, offered me a sample, realised the sample bottle was empty so cracked another and took £4.50 off me! And it was truly disgusting!