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From the BBC news website...

PM: UK economy 'slowly healing'
The prime minister says the UK is going through a "slow and difficult healing process" rebalancing its economy, as the IMF downgrades growth forecast.

And...

UK trade deficit widens sharply
The UK's trade deficit more than doubled in August, according to the Office for National Statistics.

Global recovery 'getting weaker'
The global economic recovery is weakening, says the International Monetary Fund, which downgrades sharply its UK growth forecast.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 10:51 am
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One of 'em must be wrong.

Down the road, there's a protest singer singing a protest song. It's about having a war to keep the factories and the proles on their knees.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 10:52 am
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They want to have a war to stop us buying Japanese
They want to have a war to stop Industrial Disease.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:00 am
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The Tory Malaise Anthem...


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:06 am
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Polititian lying.
Never.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:10 am
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the sun'll come out tomorrow


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:12 am
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The Tory Malaise Anthem...
sung by Sham 69?


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:13 am
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Crucify both of them from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:18 am
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Never mind that, I was in the chippy the other night and one of the guys there swore he was Elvis.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:19 am
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a drunken guy walking home in the morning, still razzed, sees a baptism occurring in a stream, he approaches the minister in the middle of the river, @what the **** '-- we are seeking jesus my son,says he , would you care to join us?.
the man thinks, aye , why not, so the priest holds his head under for thirty seconds, have you found jesus? -- no gasps the man, the minister holds his head under for a minute, again-- have you seen jesus /-- the man who can hardly breathe exclaims-- are you sure this is where he fell in!


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:19 am
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A guy using iOS6 walks into a pub

or maybe a station

or a church


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:23 am
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^^Both very good!^^


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:24 am
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[i]Crucify both of them from orbit...[/i]

Eh? How's that work?

[i]A guy using iOS6 walks into a pub

or maybe a station

or a church
[/i]

😕 Me no understand


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:39 am
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A guy using iOS6 walks into a pub

or maybe a station

or a church

😀


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:43 am
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Me no understand

oh dear.... 🙁


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:44 am
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Well, that's outed the male 45+ age group on here.


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 11:53 am
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*Sigh* keep up at the back, there, IHN! It's because of the, alleged, deficiencies in Apple's new Maps app.
Questions will be asked later... 😆


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 12:21 pm
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there are people who wouldn't know you were up them unless you tapped them on the shoulder, its not an age thing......


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 12:24 pm
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So who's gonna slip in the lines about Betty Davis knees and brewers droop? 8)


 
Posted : 09/10/2012 12:28 pm

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