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I wasn't aware of this activity before today; I must be getting old.

So, have we got any twerkers on this forum?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:50 am
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i don't think there can be many people here I would want to see twerk it.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:54 am
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WTF is twerking?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:55 am
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No idea what it is. Almost frightened to ask.....


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:56 am
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking


 
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I had assumed that it was spending all day tweeting at work. How wrong could I have been.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 9:57 am
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Allow Hank Hill to demonstrate...

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Posted : 27/08/2013 9:57 am
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Posted : 27/08/2013 10:04 am
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Posted : 27/08/2013 10:56 am
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Someone been reading F365?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 12:21 pm
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I put my back out Twerking to the Beyoncé Video on TV to make the kids laugh ..missed work for three days !


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 12:42 pm
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From what I've seen 'twerking' is that movement you make when you're past 'turtles head' onto 'touching cloth' and the WC is occupied. I think those with IBS suffer the worst. I'm glad IBS is now in the open, and we should give the victims all the support they deserve.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:37 pm
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Could there be a less sexy sounding word?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:38 pm
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Could there be a less sexy sounding word?

Coagulation.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:44 pm
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I'm all about the blurking. Straight blurking when I'm holdin' down the block.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:45 pm
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"squirting"


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:46 pm
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Coagulation.

Nope - Twerking still wins.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 1:51 pm
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http://officialtwerkteam.com/?page_id=59


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:11 pm
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"squirting"

😯


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:17 pm
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Twerking was in fact first referenced in Dire Straits' 1985 single "Money For Nothing" in which Mark Knopfler sings... "That aint twerking, that's the way you do it..."

Probably....


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:28 pm
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I'm all about the blurking. Straight blurking when I'm holdin' down the block.

CFH getting urban, earlier:

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Posted : 27/08/2013 3:34 pm
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Innit tho, blud?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:36 pm
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Police officers at Notting Hill carnival doing a twerk...


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:36 pm
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Innit tho, blud?

It's like ones dad rapping 🙁


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:45 pm
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CFH gets the butler to do his rapping for him...


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:46 pm
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CFH gets the butler to do his rapping for him...


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:48 pm
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A "slut drop" is a popular move on a night out in barrow apparently.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 3:53 pm
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As an aside from CFH's burgeoning career as an Urban Entrepreneur...

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Posted : 27/08/2013 4:01 pm
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I shudder to think what a Slut Drop is in Barrow!

Does it involve a kebab?


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 4:21 pm
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Jamie, the gif, I've done exactly that! 😳

Worked with a white Irish guy originally from Queens New York, who introduced me to his 'main man' in Soho. I actually fell off the pavement into the road too. I was a bit the worse for wear though.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 4:43 pm
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I shudder to think what a Slut Drop is in Barrow!

Does it involve a kebab?

😀


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 8:50 pm

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