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Twenty words to change your life

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In reference to the 'Genie Script' a supposedly lost Hebrew scripture of only twenty words in the possession of a 'motivational coach' who used AI deep fakes of Nigella Lawson, Piers Morgan, and Oprah Winfrey to promote his courses.

Just thought we should have a stab at it ourselves, let's come up with twenty words to change our lives!

You can start 😉


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:04 pm
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Don’t take any life advice from Piers Morgan, Nigella Lawson, Oprah Winfrey or a motivational coach. Just crack on people.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:11 pm
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That's twenty words but unfortunately isn't going to change my life. Would you be so kind to come up with twenty words to bring an improved balance between my work and leisure so that not only do I have more time to do the things I want to do, but also have enough money to do them. I don't think it's a big ask.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:17 pm
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Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:19 pm
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Where can I find these twenty life-changing words? Can't wait for a motivational coach to work their magic! Excited!


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:20 pm
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That’s twenty words but unfortunately isn’t going to change my life. Would you be so kind to come up with twenty words to bring an improved balance between my work and leisure so that not only do I have more time to do the things I want to do, but also have enough money to do them

Only if you forward me £500 plus VAT


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:21 pm
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Sell your soul to the highest paying employer and become a selfish bast@rd, forsaking friends and family. Now go ride.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:22 pm
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Say yes to everything


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:23 pm
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Um darling, my period is late. Yes it yours. How do you feel about a quick wedding next month dear?


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 1:24 pm
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Here's the link to the piece on BBC news if anyone is actually interested in learning more about the story:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67703018 <--- not counted


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 2:09 pm
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 2:25 pm
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Red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red no black


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 2:27 pm
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"Don't push too far
Your Dreams are china in your hand
Don't wish too hard
Because they may come true"

*deep* 🙂


 
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Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes

Don't be stupid Vivian - besides thats only 19 words.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 4:24 pm
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You have the right to remain silent....


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 4:31 pm
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When did ‘deep faked’ come to mean a very dodgy edited video with zero lip-synching of the new speech?
People who believed those would believe a Tory party political broadcast.

Oh ****…


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 6:22 pm
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Don’t listen to all the normalisation of excessive alcohol consumption. Now 63 and drink very little, my life is transformed!


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 6:40 pm
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Be brutally honest with yourself
Identify your biggest weakness
Train it until it becomes a strength
repeat again and again


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 6:52 pm
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retire from work as soon as you can
because all work and no play
makes you a un happy fella.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 7:03 pm
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There are two types of people. Those who accept their weaknesses and those who don’t. Be one of the first.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 7:18 pm
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I can do four words - Live The Sloth Life.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 7:21 pm
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Could we pretty please have a period of no rain for a couple of weeks so the trails dry out.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 7:24 pm
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Red red red red red red red red red red red red red red red no black, bollocks it's green


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 7:52 pm
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Ferris managed it in just 19 words:

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 8:34 pm
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If you can keep your head, when all about you are losing theirs, and blaming it on you etc etc...


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 8:36 pm
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You're a long time dead, and you can't take anything with you. So work less, think less, and play more.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 8:49 pm
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Believe in yourself. Embrace change. Take risks. Practice gratitude. Stay curious. Learn constantly. Love deeply. Be kind. Stay humble.
(Thanks Chatgpt).


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 9:09 pm
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Chatgpt can't count though!


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 9:18 pm
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put more into your pension, buy land as they arent making any more. Wear more sunblock. bike time doesn’t count.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 9:51 pm
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Life is like riding a bike, in order to maintain balance you must keep moving forwards, even when it’s scary.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 10:18 pm
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Never stop exploring; the only people you’ll meet in life who’re truly lost are those that never look to the horizon.


 
Posted : 24/02/2024 10:21 pm
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains

That's only seventeen  I'm afraid, and I cannot claim authorship, but the poem still sends a shiver down my spine when I read it.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 12:37 am
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Ohh,You put your left foot in, your right foot out, in out,in out,you shake it all about.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 8:46 am
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Social media isn’t real.
Be kinder to yourself.
Ignore the advice in this thread, but do make sure you really


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:13 am
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Don't let the bastards grind you down.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:26 am
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Life's a test so give it your best
Stand with your back to the wall
Laugh, don't cry
Never say die
And always get up when you fall


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:34 am
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Bill and Ted done it in 21 words:

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:35 am
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gains from meditation?. Buddha replied "none" . But I have lost Anger, Anxiety, Depression, Insecurity, Fear of Old Age and Death.

Also

"we see things not as they are but as "we are".


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 10:47 am
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Look up


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 11:17 am
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All of our days are numbered. We cannot afford to be idle. To act on a bad idea is better than to not act at all. Because the worth of the idea never becomes apparent until you do it.

39 words, but worked for me! First two sentences are 12 words I guess.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 1:18 pm
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Only 19 though, but if you want a life changing perspective....

I remember what my father said
He said, "Son, life is simple"
It's either cherry red or
Midnight blue"


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 2:20 pm
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"I wish I had listened to those wise words my grandad used to tell me"...

"Why, what were they?"

"I don't know, I wasn't listening!"


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 2:32 pm
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On a more profound note, reading an interview with Alynda Segarra of Hurray for the Riff Raff, on the underlying meanings behind their new album, they said: “Grief has no time frame “.
There’s another ten on the same subject, from St Augustine; “The dead may be invisible, but they are always with us”.

On a more upbeat note:
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”

“If the world was flat, wouldn’t there be cats all along the edge pushing things off?”


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 8:52 pm
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I’ll name that in 3.

Read more books.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:05 pm
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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

sorely tempted to put some astonishing ones in bathroom cabinets for visitors who like to explore.


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:07 pm
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sorely tempted to put some astonishing ones in bathroom cabinets for visitors who like to explore.

Or a butt-plug with a smear of chocolate mousse on it?


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:18 pm
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Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret
Something you have done than
To Regret something that you haven't done

25 words exactly...

And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
Tell her...

SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!


 
Posted : 25/02/2024 9:41 pm
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If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.


 
Posted : 26/02/2024 12:09 am
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